Don’t let her beat you: m0nty’s Mum’s Dream Team
- Updated: March 31, 2009
Warning: if you allow this team to beat you, you have no self respect left. I know I won’t if she does!
Your work colleagues have teams. Your schoolfriends have teams. Even your WAG (wife and/or girlfriend) may have a team. But does your mum have a Dream Team? Mine does, it’s called Mystic, and I’m already frightened of it because she’s up by 84 points on my ragtag band of no-hopers. Oh, the agony if she actually beats me! Here’s her squad.
2064 points and a ranking of 1577th is a pretty fair start. Certainly much better than my 1980 and 7584th! Now, to be fair to me, I did help her with some of the mid-prices (Hasleby, Skipworth, Higgins and I think Hentschel) and all of the rookies. So if she wins the two cars, I will claim one of them as my birthright. I’m just ticked off that I didn’t saddle her with Andrew Raines, leaving her with a trade up her sleeve on all the rest of us poor schmoes!
Does that list up there scare the bejeezus out of you like it does me? I live in mortal fear of the ribbing I’ll cop if she manages to beat me for the year. How about your own mum or WAG, does she have a team, did you help her with it, and is it any good… maybe even better than yours? Tell me in the comments.