Chat Log: R13, Carlton 10.12.72 d Essendon 10.7.67

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RooBoyStu: Easy 2 leg multi Carlton by 39.5+ & Melbourne by 39.5+ easy $
RooBoyStu: If Essendon win it would be funny lol
m0nty: lol at old mate with the HIRD sign in tape
Bazza2023: Tankers vs peptides, must be a b grade movie on to watch, ahhh yes there is, ciao
exatekk: i'd even settle for masterchef Baz
exatekk: short memories EFC hird is a poison
Bazza2023: anything above bottom of the barrel, im watching the blacklist...lol
Gotigres: Anyone know how long Weitering is out for?
RooBoyStu: Gotigers until he plays at North in 2027 lol
Gotigres: Derksen started well
Pavs: The talk is round 15 Gotigres maybe back versus GWS
Gotigres: Thanks Pavs and RooBoy. Hopefully Derksen can hold his spot after that.
Wahab_18: Don't power me off Farrow I swapped you out for Hall-Kahan's 72
MrWalrus: Wait, there really are McKay twins! It's not the same fuy pretending.
Raspel31: Think the concussion tweaked Durham.
m0nty: tbf they might be the one bloke running up and back and changing kits
Pavs: Only 1 Walrus the other is AI generated
RooBoyStu: Ison touch the ball muppet
Birdman18: Merrett getting stitched up by CD
m0nty: there is a mirror set up on the wing to project his image
Pavs: You can amazing things with a 3D printer these days
exatekk: im doing everything but watching this, oh what? My shell-dweller tank needs a waterchange?
Cascadian: Since I beought Roberts in he has gone to shower just bloody sad to watch
Raspel31: He heard you Cascadian-early days.
soup: Feels like walsh has to move mountains to score well on SC
Wahab_18: Roberts role is crap now with Merrett and Redman back there. Merrett go back in the midfield
Birdman18: Landford should be in the VFL. Absolutely useless now
navy_blues: wow mids need to lift
RooBoyStu: Imagine losing to the bombers lol
navy_blues: wont be by 124 points lol
Birdman18: This is the third game we've turned up to this year, so game on
TheNuff: Essendon's kick i50 is horrendous... Caddy is getting into great positions and they either kick it over him or neglect
navy_blues: probably happen tho roo
RooBoyStu: Who knows lol could be more
Pavs: Travesty David Rodan benched this week from goal umpiring
navy_blues: we have no pressure on them atm
soup: Carlton must be wrecked from playing their grand final last week
m0nty: decent crowd for a bottom four match
RooBoyStu: @m0nty it's the Carlton supporters coming out of the woodwork after a few wins
RooBoyStu: Tsatas is a gun, how Scott bever played him just shows what a shower coach he is
Birdman18: Essendon home game RooBoy. We also gave out 50% off reserved seat upgrades tonight to get people to the game
RooBoyStu: *never
m0nty: Robey is going to be a beast
navy_blues: sc scores just went down a heap
Wahab_18: Flower off Merrett let Roberts take the kick outs
Wahab_18: You too Redman flower off
Cascadian: Roberts you are a fraud
Bazza2023: you need rehab Wahab
m0nty: ain't gonna talk to Wahab I said no no no
Birdman18: Roberts has Definitely lost his role. Just another defender now
RooBoyStu: or a kebab
Bazza2023: i could go a kebab
beerent11: Ha, glitch in the sc app. None of the norf, suns, dockers, eagles , port or saints boys played this week.
clay007: Blues midfield don't kick. Cripps 3 and 6, Smith, 3 and 9, Walsh2 and 11
m0nty: Dons have six or seven back flankers in this 23 it seems
RooBoyStu: Someone needs to replay this match in full with Benny Hill music all the way through it
navy_blues: to much handball i agree clay
J_Herer: Roberts the new Houston
RooBoyStu: Who's worse Ison or Pou?
beerent11: The afl media want caddy to be good so badly. Alas I’m not sure he is.
Phasir: Imagine drafting Nate Caddy when you coulda taken Logan Morris
Bazza2023: Cripps's tagger has 18p
Pavs: Ison is 18 above his break even so far ;)
oc16: i don't understand, roberts is their best kick, theyre not allowing him to take kickins & actively ignoring him in space
MrWalrus: Pou worse, Ison is a defensive fwd, looking after Roberts.
MrWalrus: Also you can not compare Caddy and Morris, it's ridiculous to try and do so.
m0nty: put Morris at Essendon and he's look like a big dumb galoot
MrWalrus: Caddy gets the best defender and has very average players kicking to him.
MrWalrus: Morris gets 3rd or 4th defender and elite delivery.
Manowar: sad for J.Ison owners
Phasir: Morris was the better u18
Bazza2023: Morris kicked 7 and he was no.1 fwd, so doubt he got 3rd or 4th against gold coast
MrWalrus: He didn't have Mac Andrew or Collins so at least 3rd
Bazza2023: Collins played on him as no.1 def playing on no.1 fwd. but yes delivery is elite from Bris mids.
Bazza2023: m0nty's own commentary states he beat Collins, and theb beat Andrews, Caddy not in the same convo
m0nty: I'd rather talk up Dean's performance than talk down Caddy
Bazza2023: your honour, the defence rests its case.
m0nty: plenty of seagulls at the G
clay007: Seagulls love chips, and the dons and blues chip it around too much, leaving lots for the gulls
m0nty: also Reid has had his best game in a quite a while
MrWalrus: That had to be carlton ball, either HTB or last oob
RooBoyStu: Essendon should sign Solomon, forget Hird, why go back to the past...
navy_blues: essendon turn for umps tonight
soup: How is blakiston on a list he's pathetic
Birdman18: Is blakiston one of the worst players to ever play AFL? He is so bad
Apachecats: Harrys helicopter goes through.
RooBoyStu: Blakiston makes Zac Dawson look elite lol
m0nty: McKay brothers in the same shot!!!
MrWalrus: I'm really trying to stay positive but both these teams are genuinely bad with no future hey?
RooBoyStu: McKay's Mama saying stop it boys
beerent11: Isonofabitch!
Wahab_18: Even Prior is talking kickouts fml
Apachecats: Blakiston SC score higher than 16 of the Carlton players.
beerent11: Surely they won’t sign hird. Surely it’s just media rubbish…. Right?
MrWalrus: Carlton in particular lack young talent, bombers could get to bottom of the eight.
RooBoyStu: Nik Cox such a VFL player, dominates VFL then at AFL useful as a vegan cooking a BBQ
Cascadian: Why the flower did I bring Roberts in for 590k this is infuriating!!
soup: Quack quack
beerent11: I feel for you cascading. If I’d done that , I’d be seeing Red man.
MrWalrus: Well casca I was just $3k from being in your position, it certainly seemed like a good idea.
Birdman18: I did the same thing Casca. Couldn't stand him scoring 150s against me
Pavs: Jagga on a shocker as well tonight
Phasir: Nah, he's already won the rising star, Pavs. Just ask vfl.com.au
RooBoyStu: Jagga back to reality
RooBoyStu: Brick wall for Jagga
beerent11: What’s wrong with 65 casca? That’s pretty good for a halftime score.
J_Herer: Jagga fine, loads of inside work as Cripps tagged, 12 handballs, going well
beerent11: Ohhhh. It’s 3qtr time.
Wahab_18: It's 3/4 time Beer
Pavs: wtf m0nty how is there 2 Pavs ?? I have lost my uniquness
Wahab_18: I wish Merrett could be traded to Hawthorn right now itself
beerent11: Oh. Well that’s no good then.
Cascadian: Beer I wish it was half time mate I have got Jagga as well fml
m0nty: I want to know how the McKays are twins yet one is bald and the other has hair. Sus!
beerent11: Oh no! Only one more qtr to go of this contest? Bugger.
navy_blues: haha says a norf supporter
Wahab_18: Yeah nice kick Merrett you spaz
RooBoyStu: Depends on genetics as my father has 3 brothers, him & one brother are bald & the 2 others have a good head of hair.
Bazza2023: quite sure merretts's kicking lately is on purpose
beerent11: Need a dollar sign on ison m0nty. He’s making us money $$$
Wahab_18: Jeez please take merrett off the field ffs
Birdman18: Yeah Merrett looks like he does not care with any of his disposals
J_Herer: Merrett should not be in the backline, his kicking is terrible
Bazza2023: a lot of one step kicks.
Birdman18: That's 2 weeks in a row Merrett's disposal has been terrible
exatekk: YEWW Draw at any Q win! ill take that from a shower game
Wahab_18: Merrett is clearly match fixing
Birdman18: Nah stuff Merrett. Play him in the 2s for the rest of the year
MrWalrus: But the commentators tell us they're rare zerrett poor disposals at least 10 times a game
beerent11: Another game of failed premos. Innerestin round.
Wahab_18: Ison Jagga and Pou great fwd line contribution this week
beerent11: Surprised to not hear any walsh bashing. Has everyone got rid of him?
RooBoyStu: Tsatas needs the flame will get 100
Wahab_18: Farrow i swear if you score more than 72.
RooBoyStu: Where's the muppets bagging Roberts now lol
Pavs: I took Edwards 84 Wahab that looks dodgy now
Birdman18: No one was bagging Roberts. Everyone was talking about his role change
Wahab_18: Good push farrow hopefully that's -10
soup: Farrow brain dead
bigboyboy: dumb push but kemp just through his shoulder at the fence there
beerent11: They’re star full forward dragged Essendon back in.
bigboyboy: nevermind
Pavs: That could well ne a Kermit
Wahab_18: CD where is the negative points for Farrow
beerent11: 3 disposals vs Carlton. 91pc tog.
Cascadian: Wowee Roberts Thank You CD
Wahab_18: Coach surely pull Farrow off for ruining the match
Birdman18: Yeah Caddy has a lot to learn Beer
Birdman18: His leading patterns are terrible
Wahab_18: You all called for it lol
J_Herer: Roberts is fine, just Merrett getting in the way down there
soup: Yes that's exactly what everyone's been saying all night herer, how observant of you
Birdman18: We are cooked. Good game
Raspel31: It's nice to be reminded soup.
Birdman18: Farrow killed both attacks. Just kick it forward mate
Wahab_18: But now CD won't realise it Bird
MrWalrus: Shhhhh, wahab, shhhh
navy_blues: lucky but we will take it
Raspel31: Ouch.
RooBoyStu: Flag favs again blues
soup: One of those games where you bank the four and don't speak of it ever again navy lol
navy_blues: yep lol