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Smoke Dogg: hope GAJ doesnt get out of control 2d picked watson (c) over Ablett
slipknot_4: j
gards: if i was a port fan i would be noervous!!
gards: would love a quiet week from smj so i can get him cheap next week!
tmc44: ok port. lets go.
jimyrustlr: tipped the Suns, need another 150 GAJ!
GoLions: @gards: who is smj?
circle52: Cornes on Ablett So see how it goes
linusp: christ get cornes off of tagging GAJ, get Thomas tagging him... does better.
Archer11: smj = ablett
Grasscutta: Cmon horse
Grasscutta: Love the 5 meter kick Gaj
circle52: Go Riska 2nd goal - nice start suns
Nick1069: here for the gaz and horse show
MayhemFC2: fuuuuu gaj nearly goal
Grasscutta: Gaj at full fwd
circle52: Ablett playing forward as well
Torpedo10: McKenna playing smart Coach, Best player in Comp even tho hisa mid can kick 10 Goals :P
elk101: Where's Harley's sign?
FootyFan7: cmon pfeiffer
cdrobert: carn gaz
gazz mvp: brought gazz in this week and made him cap. went buddy last week now im back out to 2900 lol
yehright: flower pfeiffer
Richmond96: ablett 36 sc already
I<3Sausage: M0nty where is the DT Talk symbol for Ablett?
stevekat10: I'm up against it this week so I rolled the dice and made Stanton captain instead of Gazza, see what happens!
pcmaniman: pfeiffer on the pine?
stevekat10: Looking a VERY bad move right now..
SaintsRGod: onya bennell
R.Griff: Best Forward in the AFL kicks his first goal Schulz!!
localh: wow apart from the 3rd quarter against sydney havent seen such a shower effort from hawthorn
old_shepp: Slow down Schulz you Tigers reject - I'm actually playing someone who has you !
FootyFan7: the pfeif had an awful first half last week and ended up with 90+ so just wait and see
m0nty: no spoilers from the other game please
Richmond96: what the hell? trengrove 50 sc
Richmond96: not like him
agwager: @m0nty Snippet box doesn't work for ablett on ipad
FootyFan7: ebert sc? ouch
Nick1069: ebert been hacking it a bit lol, or just another glitch?
dawsy: flower off ablett
bebobagger: richmond winning by 5 goals wow
scrappers: monty whats eberts sc that is bretts score
Girlpower: what is brad eberts sc score
chadwick: Would be a glitch. No way brad would be 11. M0nty probably having trouble with 2 b eberts
JamJam: slow down Brad Ebert!
bebobagger: comeon richmond
bebobagger: they are wiining by 30
mfwb17: Can we get the Teac logo for rischitelli
bebobagger: sexton hahahahahaha funny name
grossn: no spoilers Bebobagger you dumass
Richmond96: @bebobagger, dont tell the score from the other game, its on delay on tv
absof_86: I assume it's been discussed, but why does Brad Ebert's SC never work??
Nthn: Did Pfeiffer get a SC point for breathing?
bebobagger: sorry boys
gazz mvp: haha dumass @ grossn thats made my day mate
jim12: what are the suns doing? looked good early!
Keza41: Carn Horse :)
dv8hsv: your a dick starting on 7 now
grossn: Dumass (Do-mas) is the greek term for a bottom dweller.
jimyrustlr: c'mon suns flog port
jim12: get foxtel
SaintsRGod: dont stop bennell, step up for ur side
buzz_kill: ablett limping after those two tackles
dv8hsv: it's not on foxtel moron
Virgil: All games are on foxtel dv
Destructor: Both games are on Foxtel, 501 and 504
cdrobert: carn gaz
chadwick: Every fame is on foxtel
liverpool: monty ever since u gave ablett the dt icon his stats in box dont work when u click his icons
chadwick: Fox sports 1
Jormas: step up GAJ and Horse
Dt God: @dv8hsv it is ideit
hoky_90: dv ur an idiot
buzz_kill: hes ok
The It_123: lift horsely get to 90 by the end of the day
Nick1069: lift gaz and horse!
cheese: maybe dv8hsv doesn't know how to use a remote
sticky: Guess dv is the real moron
mackinaw: cheers for the cash horsley
pondzo: come on gazza need a huge score from you mate
yeragam: This game is horrible to watch and also bad for my DT
pcmaniman: ffs pfieffer
MacDaddy33: Aaron Hall should get a gig in this mob. no excuse
Dt God: is horse dead?
Jormas: cmon GAZ, i need a 130 from you today mate!
liverpool: works now monty thx :P
yeragam: Pfeiffer on the board!
Rourke: nice quiet one gaz, all my opps have you capt and I want to redraft you after the bye
myteamsuks: Pfeiffer !!!
T.dog: what the flower Pfeiffer .. i put u in this week over porps you ass..
polar01: the horse has bolted
chadwick: MacDaddy33 he is out sick. (virus)
tmc44: got brad ebert, trengove and abllett (c)... awesome...
CrozaN: Cmon horse!
pcmaniman: pfieffer in over treloar here - worst decision ever - might cost me the game
MacDaddy33: He's had a virus for the last four weeks? i thought he's been in the best for the reserves team for weeks
JuddMyBud: Horse has run his race
MacDaddy33: Horse looks like he's in the backline...
SaintsRGod: terrible umpiring for the suns, unfortunate
hipnsholda: ffs horse...
bingobango: terrible game to watch, poor skills!
CanAndWill: put horse instead of mcdonald this week. rookie.
Grasscutta: I think we all know who port will sub off mr pfeiffer
Kj_11: @pacmaniman - u ain't only one, i feel the pain
pondzo: no tackles for hosley yet
Grasscutta: What the he'll is Gaj doing taking the kick out ffs
myteamsuks: Umm ablett!!
loving it: back on the horse please kyal
Nick1069: bloody gaz and horse
grub: what number is horsley is he even alive ?
polar01: horse has gone shin sore
JuddMyBud: Horse still yet to bolt
SaintsRGod: the rockling andy mcqualter doign really well, 2 in a row, love the ex saint
masterhc2: yah looks like the horse has bolted
Grasscutta: Cmon suns
Jormas: get a flowering move-on horsley and Gary you dud spuds!
Nick1069: the horse is ALIVE!
adz11: where has the chat link gone ?
dingo23: he just lost a shoe
JuddMyBud: Horse shoe on the other foot now
Hawks1976: i told myself after pfeiffers game last week that he had cemented his spot in the side. i was wrong
MacDaddy33: Suns next year need to get mature age rookies in
Grasscutta: Gaj should've got a free
JuddMyBud: Omg pearce 2 blinders in a row it seems
htfu: Bring out the screen and shoot The Horse...
adz11: Cmon suns got 100$ on you at 3.05
T.dog: flower flower flower you pfeiffer
SaintsRGod: went zorko over pfeiffer for rhy stanley this week, would be really hard done by not to pay off
agwager: Horse!!
GoCrowz98: Horsley!!!
Cruise on: Need Ablett to be below par - anyone have his latest SC?
HotPies123: Horse!!!
dingo23: pfeiffer is roy davy lookalike
michaelg: the horse!!
fattony: horse goal
rustyc: horsey horsey
localh: Big horse you beauty
dutchtup: horsely +9
Affliction: Horsley!!
LJ silver: horsley slots one for all the haters!
agwager: Give the horse an icon!!
ajconodie: There is alot of long faces around here.
Grasscutta: Horrrrrrrrse!
shueperman: about time horse ffs
gazz mvp: love all the horsley comments will half to be 60% of us have him but its still mint , just like gazsz at the start lol
HotPies123: ablett +4
SaintsRGod: worst umpiring decision for mccarthy, high fend off on GAJ then threw it, feel bad for the suns
liverpool: ablett sc anyone
buzz_kill: ablett is getting robbed left and right here, no doubt they wont award the tackle either
shueperman: dont slack off brad ebert go hard all the way biatch
chadwick: Ump owed us one, Matt Thomas taken high
CptStumps5: K.Cornes is doing a pretty good job on ablett
PezzDogg95: ablett 44 sc
MacDaddy33: horsely getting involved
adz11: Can Ablett shake this tag?
liverpool: not good ablett hurry up
pondzo: rischitelli getting back into form?
go_freo: cmon ablett i need u to tear
buzz_kill: ffs, where was the 4 for ablett??
Chillicat: Ablett Tackle awarded
cdrobert: big second half required gaz
Grasscutta: Horse getting into it now
SaintsRGod: cmon bennel mate
JuddMyBud: Don't be nervous gaz will kill in 2nd half he's gaz
Chillicat: Horse sc almost same a Abletts
buzz_kill: this is a disgrace about the third ablett tackle not awarded +4
old_shepp: Horse getting good value in SC
The It_123: yes horsely keep going
Destructor: Kornes has been underrated lately
shueperman: keeo it up cornes ,keep that bald head flower down
CrozaN: Horse killin it now
Chillicat: Are Horses possessions contested?????? Hes being heavily awarded in SC
Adamant: Horse what a gun!
GJayBee: Kornes has been overated, trust me, he's in my midfield and i look at him with shame
JuddMyBud: C'mon ablett please man I know he will come good I'm not panicking
Chillicat: Horse now gone past Ablett
shueperman: horse i could kiss you , but im allergic to horses :)
old_shepp: @Chilicat - I reckon the CD boffins have brought him into their SC sides too ;)
cdrobert: flower cmon gaz
Grasscutta: Albeit will kill it in the second half
polar01: horse pull a hamstring
Solat: blue moon for Day
Chillicat: LOL @ old_shepp. I think you might be right.
pondzo: it seems since the horse has been getting game time, abletts scores have been going down . . .
dawsy: Ablett is definately playing injured, will be a good pickup in a few weeks time :)
maddo: Is Gaj's change of role doing this?
gfpies: anyone have gazs live SC score?
CamT: @dawsy ... exactly GAJ got beaten up last week I wasn't confident of him even playing this week.
qwerty15: gaj missed out on about 3 tackles that qtr and got a free against that wasnt even him
Refused: Gaj will go off in 2nd half
richotheki: disgusting gary
dawsy: yeah I think GAJ will be subbed early in the 4th.
dawsy: GAJ still has a knee problem, not moving with as much confidence as he usually does
loving it: i dont think they'll sub him. he can win the game for them
CamT: GAJ has sore knee, groin and probably ribs too.
LJ silver: LOL at the ablett comments, if there is one players ability to have a huge half in FF you shouldnt doubt, its GAJ
GJayBee: Gaj will have to play on, it takes him mind of things like world famine and shoes
Steino1912: HAHAHA! he won't get subbed fools they need him for gc to win there 1st at metricon
Moona: GAJ will get a jab at half time, and come out and dominate - they won't sub him in a game which they can win
richotheki: i heard he has scurvy too
dawsy: @LJsilver I agree, but not when he is proppy on one leg and playing Injured
polar01: horse to fall over the next hurdle
yehright: pfeiffer you are a genuine spud
brown_dog: pretty large pumpkin for pfieffer?
GJayBee: pfeiffer stinking up my sc, should have gone with zorko on the park, maybe smith
Jormas: Cmon captain GAJ, 80 3QT mate! lets go son and HORSE
Turkies: Ahh pfeiffer, snacked on a doughnut in q1, now feasting on a pumpkin. Will he be eating any potatoes today??
loving it: carlile having a blinder in his 100th!!
cdrobert: flower gaz
Grasscutta: Lol pfeiffer
Jormas: Get a move on and break the corny tag GAJ!!!
polar01: horse to go for a spell
shueperman: comon mr ed
swannies99: lol at fanfooty heads who have no idea about the game
Grasscutta: Gaj doesn't matter me and all opponents gave him capt anyway
Jormas: flowering hell, FMDT GAJ (c), need 120+ from you mate....
JuddMyBud: C'mon gaz please bro
Jimbo boy: ablett to cost me my league game
polar01: horse needs a wet track
shueperman: keep going hard brad
adz11: Spud for Ablett
Luke919: cmon gary at least ton up for me
polar01: horse needs to be gelded
lozdog: go horse and sexton, go!
Jormas: take the calvins captins logo off GAJ, such a spud
shueperman: whers floweren horse??? has he been put out to pasture???
thebigshot: GAJ hardly a spud but wow amzing low score. YToo early back from injury?
maddo: He was Calvins pick Jormas even if he is having a stinker!
adz11: Ablett costing his team games
pavs nose: bald head icon for gary
Steino1912: yeh such a spud gaj only 2 time premiership player and brownlow medalist. absolute idiot jormas
Joe B: Down arrow more appropriate for Ablett...he is far from a spud.
polar01: horse has horse flu
shueperman: @pavs nose i agree :)
jimyrustlr: wow get amongst in GAJ, now i know why Geelong got rid of you, you plodder
loving it: horsey been tranquilized
pavs nose: nice tackle gary. 10 more please
Ravalle: ablett wont break the tag cornes gettin his fair share of ball as well 86 for ablett
Jormas: get to atleast fxcking 70 at the break GAJSPUD
wce !: time to sub pfeiffer me thinks.....
GJayBee: i hope GC don't loose by more than twenty odd. go them on a few margins
dawsy: Time to sub Ablett, he cant win the game for them from here!
The It_123: need 100 from GAJ and Horsely need 100+ from both of you, you need to lift now
shueperman: giddy up horsey
JuddMyBud: Everyone bagging ablett get off it he's a gun I have him capt too bitter pill to swallow I know
berrygate: lets goooo yabbblleeeeettttt
JuddMurphy: can't believe all you flowerheads giving Horse a hard time, he's made you so much money already
push up: carn kyal!
magic007: gold coast gone
mackinaw: ablett everywhere now. suck it jormas
Destructor: Port running away with it, typical 2nd half suns fadeout
pavs nose: @juddmybudd. yes the pill is bitter. struggling to swallow it
HotPies123: First of all everyone has horsley on the field..... stop giving him a hard time. and most have ablett captain.....
Steino1912: @juddmurphy they just don't understand footy
magic007: and another goal
jimyrustlr: i put the bitter pill up my butt
polar01: horse has been scratched
cusch1: keep going pfeiffer!
thornz23: this is disgusting to watch..
bickies: cornes always has been a great tagger dont know why everyone is so shocked about ablets score
dawsy: sub ablett
shueperman: i had money on that damn horse ffs
Jormas: cmon gary, another 15 this qr u plodder, 60 HT Horse also.
tmc44: this is great to watch!
polar01: horse has colic
JuddMyBud: Lol @ pave nose
Destructor: exactly bickies.
pavs nose: @jimyrustlr. your bum likes bitter pills
JuddMyBud: He's lifting now gaz bring it home
Antony: Horse off to the glue factory
CamT: 16th consecutive loss for Gold Coast and things are relaxed up there.
Jormas: huge last hour GAZ! 2 points a minute!
Jawdan: Ablett havinbg a shocker <3 welcome to the team in a couple of weeks Gaz! <3
JuddMyBud: Imagine gc come back like last year similar scenario
pavs nose: mckenna happy to tank rest of year. they'll improve 200% next year
shueperman: lol to all u fools who rely on gazza :)
Jormas: had (c) on pendles, changed to gaz last moment... get 120 bro!
polar01: horse has tested positive
MacDaddy33: yes really stupid for relying on GAJ u toss
dubs$men: wake up horse
JuddMyBud: Stewart off Stewart on lol
Joe B: So they'll win 2 games next year as opposed to none this year.
polar01: horse has the yips
Jormas: wake up horse and GAJ, 25 between you this last 10 mins of quarter
liverpool: to all the guys who dont have ablett and are 25000th in leagues cause of it :P
polar01: horse has been retired to stud
pavs nose: time to pull the whip on horse. excessive whipping required
polar01: horse goes to the paddock
polar01: horse needs a breather
walle: HOrse is doing alright for a rookie - Its the $700K GAJ I am more worried about!
Grazz: Dont let the jerks bagging GAJ get to you. Thats what the fools want. let them live in Nutty Nut land.
CamT: Gold Coast will be favourites for the Wooden Spoon next year. Talent destroying juggernaut
polar01: horse for the slipper
dutchtup: i tipped u goldcoast. what happened in Q3?"
Grazz: Hunt subbed
mattys567: Thank god the reappointed Gut Mckenna
polar01: horse needs to be barrier trialled
TTT Saints: Horse is the glue that is holding the suns together
cdrobert: yablett
JuddMyBud: McKenna re signed who's next primus neeld voss
Jormas: comeon GAJ you super spud cow!
maluckyday: zac smith had a gun first year now turned to a 3 out of 10
MickH: well there goes my ranking haha
polar01: horse to be shipped to hong kong
stevekat10: Hmmm, having Stanton over Ablett as C this week just might work out!
Jormas: Gaj, 70 at break mate, cmon please.
polar01: horse needs to be xrayed
polar01: horse has a sore hoof
pavs nose: gary having twitter withdrawals. someone give him an iphone
polar01: horse needs to shed his winter coat
Jormas: finish qr strong Gaj, good mate. get a cape last quarter buddy!
polar01: horse has broken down
polar01: horse had a nose bleed
JuddMyBud: Gaz toughing out something respectable good man
shueperman: @polar01 i wish he would shed it soon ffs
dawsy: keep gaz under 85 and i'll be happy!
pavs nose: horse drew wide today
dawsy: gaz will drop $$$ over teh next few weeks and be a good pickup.. again
dutchtup: horse needs to be zapped
shueperman: horse why such a long face
Elephant: holy shower just stfu about horse
Jormas: gaz, 50 last quarter mate, and i'll be happy. Horse get to 85 mate! JUNK TIME
MLSs: These Horsley jokes are very poor..give up
lionspro: Thank the heavens for Horsley. I never thought we could outdo the great Cox jokes of long ago
JuddMyBud: Gaz will junk it you'd think
Magicsmell: Gaz need a 75 point junk Q
Warney: he's no Black Caviar
JuddMyBud: Lol @shuperman
polar01: horse is blocked for a run
JuddMyBud: Horse drawn barrier 24
dawsy: gaz will end the qtr on the pine!
loving it: yeh guys enough horse jokes. from the look of his score, im sure kyal is getting quite HUNG up on them
dutchtup: horse pulling cart
F_show: the horse has been reined in
thornz23: needed that gaj
JDolling69: Gary, i will never bag you, so dont let me down!
Pokerface: pull the whip on him
pavs nose: Horse due for a spell.
polar01: horse jokes are hilarious
lionspro: Ablett! Get off the horse and get a kick!
liverpool: ablett +9
polar01: horse is a cert
JuddMyBud: That's the way gaz off to a flyer in the last keep going man
polar01: horse needs a whipping
Jormas: liiiiiift gaz 115 mate 80 horse!!
stevekat10: If Pfeiffer can just get 100 sc points this quarter...
The It_123: horse to get 85 and GAJ to get 110 please
Masten: Kyal gone to the bridle suite.
polar01: horse needs some oats
dashurg: GABlett only 5 SC points for that last goal (including kick) according to superfooty live. BS.
JuddMyBud: Dashing it will be upscaled surely
polar01: horses's saddlecltoh slipped
berrygate: I benched Jack Reiwoldt!!!!! 133 dt points so far
Masten: Horses fav tv shoe = Neighbours
MickH: polar1, thats one of the worst jokes iv ever heard, but it made me laugh haha
JuddMyBud: No port not like last year I need you 13 plus don't fade
Masten: *show
The It_123: @ Masten nice
RobHarves: hey juddy - can you re-write in engrish
Cabri44: Favourite smokes - Whinny blues
dutchtup: lift gaj please
liverpool: stop naggggggging horseley
loving it: horseley's childhood inspiration was Jonathan Hay
Magicsmell: What does horse like to spread on his biscuits? .... Black Caviar
JuddMyBud: I need port to win by 13 plus points for my multi
mobj: I've got a few words to to say to all you Horsely neighsayers out there...
polar01: horse has had the curtains placed around him
JDolling69: not again port....
old_shepp: First week I start you on the ground Horse and this is how you repay me - non playing cash cow for me
mwaxo: horsely seems a stable sort of lad
TTT Saints: Everyone has Horse...except my eliminator opponent
MacDaddy33: haha port
Jormas: cmon Gaj mate, another 30 budd!, HORSE HAS hit a rookie wall :( get to 70 mate.
mobj: Don't understand why you guys think Horsely is a cash cow... its biology 101
echotracer: Horsely fade out here we go! Knew it wouldn't last
shueperman: i love these horse jokes/comments :)
Antony: Horse having a 'mare of a game
Masten: Horses wife is Black Beauty. Shes the dark horse of the family
polar01: giddy up horse
The It_123: the first week GAj and horsely do badly my opponent doesn't have any of them Lift you guys
daniel87: One goal from port and this is over
JuddMyBud: Horse the mane man at the gc
Steino1912: damn had jpkover gaj all week. ahhh bugger
mwaxo: its a bit strange for him hey, has been trotting along nicely up till now
The It_123: its already over
maluckyday: cmon mcarthey
Magicsmell: What kind of crackers does Horse eat? SeaBiscuits...
TheJoker: can we please pull the reigns on these horse jokes
polar01: neighhhhh horse
liverpool: horseley looking lame
Chillicat: Hay hay hay cut out all the horse jokes lol
Masten: @ Mobj you funny
Red Dirty: Calvin Captains is dead to me from now on! Calvin for the spud
dubs$men: get your blinkers off Horse and ket a kick
gfpies: anyone have gazs live SC score?
JuddMyBud: Will horse come from the back of the field and ton up?
pavs nose: Straight from the horses mouth
Jormas: cmon GAJ MATE, another 21 to tonne, another 31 to satisfy my captain!
polar01: horse has changed stables
mobj: Yould have thought he'd be champing at the bit to build on his debut afl performances
JuddMyBud: Lol @ chillcat
Magicsmell: I feel so dirty.. covered in puns
kungfusim: Horse was neighver going to keep those hundreds up
Antony: On the home straight now horse, come on!
polar01: horse needs blinkers
thornz23: should be up to 90 now GAJ
buzz_kill: ablett not awarded a tackle handball or kick right there
Luke919: another tackle and kick for gas maybe?
maddo: Some terrible jokes here lol!!
polar01: horse needs winkers
JuddMyBud: 2 weeks ago horsewas leading by the length of the straights
polar01: horse needs pacifiers
Red Dirty: cmon McCarthy you spud
Chillicat: gaz 90sc
pavs nose: Horses for courses
liverpool: horsley is playing manure
Magicsmell: Horse is turning to glue
Jormas: horse needs roids!
Luke919: gas lol, gaz* damn auto correct on macs
shueperman: well done brad ebert :)
RobHarves: there will be a horse icon next week for sure with all this equine interest
Steino1912: ahh the water boys are out of carrots
cashcow: lacks consistency, so frustrating, making my voice go hoalps
Chillicat: no more jokes from me im afraid ive gone hoalps.
trevor1257: i asked kyal wh does gaj call u donkey...he said i don't know heehaw heehaw he always calls me that
brown_dog: pfeiffer and horse... and chance of... never mind
pavs nose: Think the horse lost his jockey
Jormas: culling Horse for Scotty.T after rd.12! Horse should be about 380K by then?
echotracer: Horse is a little lame, maybe needs new shoes
Turkies: ton up pfeiffer
elk101: Just resurrect retired Skipworth's Icon?
JuddMyBud: Lol @rob harves
grossn: hahah trevor
GJayBee: Come on GC, show some spine! crumble port! you wo last week, noooo port! noooo
shueperman: monty we need a horse icon plzzz
The It_123: we need the ferrari symbol for horsely m0nty?
walle: Horse has a sore throat
TheJoker: I think Horse has been playing under duress....rolled his hoof in the first quarter
rorochezza: @mcguiness oi cow
cashcow: lol at swear filter killing my h o a r s e joke
JuddMyBud: Kyla has a hoalps voice
buzz_kill: where was abletts kittle toe kick in the pack ffs? he definitely through it on the boot, ffs
echotracer: The horse is carrying too much weight...too many jockeys have jumped on slowing him down
RobHarves: sexton too needs an icon?! ?!
Pokerface: if horse gets an icon i think we need one for big cox...
Chillicat: Horse lost a shoe???
kungfusim: Please don't make another icon. You've turned this page into a toy shop, massive overkill
BenW: Too many horse jokes for you? Why the long faces?
Havacrack: Hors is a horse, ofcourse ofourse
Jormas: cmon GAJ, 2 points per minute mate, turn it on for the last 15!
mobj: Not surprised Horsely's slowing down... he's run a lot of furlongs today
McGuiness: m0nty @rorochezza is harrassing me i think he deserves to be banned
raindeers: horse needs the whip for the final straight
mwaxo: kyal a little hoalps? perhaps he has a colt.
Masten: Horse got scared and sh!t his jockeys
pavs nose: Nice tackle gaz
slip: ablett ripped off of 9 points
J.Bartel: surely ablett had a tackle or kick or a handball just before???
stevekat10: No hore symbol needed this week, needs a mule instead.
Grazz: 2 tackles for GAJ
HotPies123: ablett +8
pavs nose: And another. Go Gary go
JuddMyBud: C'mon hoalps get a gelving move on
liverpool: horsely wants to be in the magic millions like gazza
JuddMyBud: Is horse single ordos heave a philly
Red Dirty: or a donkey!
Jormas: bolt horse! makaybe diva
Pokerface: might need to be gelded at this rate
GJayBee: CD boys don't have ablett, they all sold him when he got injured, so now they miss a few tackles hahah
Chillicat: why is it writing hoalps now?
F_show: the horse has a tail and eats carrots
Jormas: good Gaj, just another 20 more now mate!
berrygate: stop horsing around boys
Dave085: I dont even know who Pfeiffer is, where is this bloke???!!!
Masten: Horse was to be married, but he got colt feet
raindeers: hairy gary could beat horse at this rate
Magicsmell: Horse got arrested for stealing deans belonging, he was found with cox's plate
BenW: Horsely just prancing round atm...
pcmaniman: all that said - can still give Horse the $ symbol
shueperman: horse may have had a shower week but all you horse jokers has made it a good day :)
mwaxo: i can see kyal getting a graze
dubs$men: put the golden slipper on Horse and get a few kicks
Mochasons: cannot wait till round 13 so we can all stop horsing around
mufc: cmon gaj tonne 120 sc but only 100 dt capt in sc!
berrygate: he no Black Caviar
Ravalle: reckon calvins. piate has been shown to not research enough anymore too stuck on establishment....new breed killin it
MickH: Ablett returns! now go huge my bald friend
yeragam: Is Brad Ebert considered a premo now do you think?
JDolling69: the fat lady begins to sing, now junk up gaj and ebert
Antony: Will the suns win a game this season? yay or NAY?
JuddMyBud: I want to protest against horses score
liverpool: horsely does have the blinkers on at times
Luke919: kick it to yourself!
Jormas: horse 70 mate, 4 tackles and a handball!
igotabig1: kyal needs to get off his high horse and get some kicks... u can lead a horse to water but u cant make it drink
BenW: But seriously, Horsly got a lotto ticket once. He won 2 Magic Millions...
JuddMyBud: Yarran if he keeps it up most of year then he's
stevekat10: When he plays well horse's symbol can be the golden slipper
mwaxo: horsely IS the new breed
deflekt: The suns will beat melbourne
Chillicat: Im not great but does anybody else like horse riding as well?
cashcow: horse and sexton neck and neck
pavs nose: Never doubt a little bald man
Mochasons: @Antony definitely going with NEIGH
Spiv: Why does B Ebert's name and score always appear in red above the chat log?
JuddMyBud: Horse racing to beat sexton
Destructor: These Horse jokes have run their course
budgee: hes at the trots
GJayBee: Thanks for kicking two more goals GC! and go Kane! pretend you are from the modern era
shueperman: junk it up ebert
mwaxo: horsely has bucked my DT for this week
RogerTwose: Anyone got Gazza's SC?
F_show: need to see an increase of the whip for horse i think
brown_dog: flower this shower what is pfeiffer doing?! no stats in 2 qtrs.
thornz23: gaj could easily have some points added at the end of the game
Cabri44: GAJ's SC score please?
igotabig1: the reason for kyal's poor performance? he was seen frolicking about with a young filly on friday night
Ferog: Horse has been tied to the running rail since half time.
BenW: Brad Ebert always in red...y u no get it correct?
Magicsmell: 5 mins to go, plenty of junk time for horse and gaz
mwaxo: how come horsely has obly become the whipping boy this week?
JuddMyBud: Horse near the back of the field today
Luke919: boak star?
Dave085: both the eberts' sc scores are the same, its an error. so brads is posted above to clarify what his correct score is
Refused: the horse jokes are shower. give it up
Jormas: Gaj tonne mate, cmon. horse 60+ i want to offload you rd.12 for 380K +
pondzo: come on GAJ tonne up :D
JuddMyBud: If horse gets a tackle mark and kick is that the trifecta
BenW: The reason why the Horse is down abit-hes got the trots
liverpool: horsely swore at the umps time for the tongue tie
cashcow: I could trade Kyal out but... eh.. horse has bolted
Spiv: Be reasonable people, this is Horse's first game with blinkers and a tongue-tie...
mwaxo: I can see horsely doing better down the track
walle: All these Horse jokes are getting a bit long in tooth
polar01: horse has been thrown in the deep end
Kuzco: Will horse ton up? Yay or neigh? He seems a reel stable player
Chillicat: isnt it interesting monty that your swear filter will change even a hint of a swear word but racial slurs get through.
budgee: he thinks hes a my little pony
MrRsoul: Someone get the screen out and shoot these jokes pleeeez
pondzo: if you win png when do you get your name in purple?
RogerTwose: Ton to Gaz!
Jayare: i've heard of a lame horse but the horse jokes are much lamer... how many 12 yr olds are logged on right now??
F_show: Kyal will take a club paid visit to te glue factory for extra motivation
Chillicat: Ablett 103sc
berrygate: Horse is on a stable diet
matDTC: Horse having a NightMare game
Turkies: horse just trotting around the ball
thornz23: horse giving his owners long faces atm..
JuddMyBud: These horse jokes are awesome semne of humor at all guys?
pondzo: @jayare 12 years olds couldnt make jokes this funny
Jormas: good gaz, now get to 115 mate! (230 c)
Grasscutta: Nah port have been keeping TABs on Horsely
Panther: love the +14 Ebert!!
Chillicat: You could fix that you know monty
masterhc2: well done Gaj, raise the bat. now try to get 10 nore points
Mochasons: switched DT captain from Ablett to ST 2 mins before lockout... feeling good.
dingo23: horse is pacing himself
budgee: jokes better than this quarter
polar01: horse got scared from the lightning
igotabig1: he needs to be spelled, he's only good first up
stevekat10: Just take it one point at a time GAJ
matDTC: how long left?
Jormas: gaj needs a +14
JuddMyBud: Who's st
lionspro: Greatest DT Chat discussion ever
F_show: i put it to you, that you sucked off a horse
mwaxo: What i love about kyal is his unbridled enthusiasm
Arch: How long to go
BenW: Port galloping away while Horsely's hitting the hay.
Magicsmell: What number is horse?
pangoez: this game is a one horse race
Jayare: all i know is this wks score stinks it up enough for me to almost want to put the horse down
polar01: wait for the jokes tonight gents! and you thought these horse jokes were funny. giddy up son!
matDTC: Horse getting calfed up by Ebert
MickH: carn ablett 110 surely
polar01: horse forgot to comb his tail
Mochasons: w(Horsley) been spending too much time with his pants down
Bi Winning: No wonder Horse has been off his game, he heard Danny Nikolic was gonna ride him!
Jormas: hate to say it, but, Horsley deserves the icicle/wall/magnifyer... :(
walle: no chance for the Suns now - that horse has already bolted
MrRsoul: Saints and Swans just getting underway, I`m glad theres no horse jokes over there
MightyEss: sorry guys, the first week i put horsley on field...
Grasscutta: He's not fillying very well
TheJoker: Horse jokes > Cox Jokes
Refused: horse hoping for a grand final win some day to do a phar lap of honour
dubs$men: anyone wraching the game> where is Kyal playing?
Masten: Horse got colt feet today
Seb78: Keep junkin GAJ!
polar01: horse has been a drifter today
Refused: he's hung like a horse. try carrying that around and play afl football
thornz23: another 7 for GAJ
Jormas: cmon Gaj 110 mate! 2 mins to go!
polar01: horse is milling around the stalls dubs$men
Solat: so much yelling in here i surprised that your throat isnt a little horse
Masten: Bra Ebert SC plz
Pokerface: port have won this in a canter
mwaxo: horsely owners copped a pommelling this week
liverpool: u can lead the horse to the footy but u cant make him use it
polar01: lol refused
Chillicat: I heard Horses parents are Bart Cummings and great Waterhouse
Grasscutta: He's black and blue caviar
F_show: horsley's name is alarmingly close to the word horse, meaning four legged animal commonly used for transport/glue/porn
budgee: he spends too much time running 3 wide
gazz mvp: How long left can GAZZ get 115
polar01: this site was so funny the last half
BenW: Multiple losses on the trot for Kyal's Suns
ajconodie: He is no good on a hard track
Pokerface: your momma is 3 wide
polar01: horse to be vetted
budgee: my mums dead idiot. Mum jokes are lame
mwaxo: horsely might be hung over? shoud be back on the wagon
Chillicat: Ablett 107sc
Jormas: there has been like 7 DT that have been missed for GAZ?
Refused: 9 points in the 2nd half for horse. he finishes like hairy gary
Chillicat: kick a goal gaz
GJayBee: gc killed my margin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahah noooooooooooooooo
F_show: woa buzzkill budgee
Jormas: ablett should have been 108-110 DT a tackle and a kick missed i think?
Savage: horses have big dicks
Chillicat: Ill take 72 from the horse
Girlpower: whats brad eberts sc
thornz23: i saw 11 points for GAJ that he didnt get in the last qtr
Turkies: brad's SC?
scoregasms: Boak star
bickies: danyle pearce's parents must run supercoach
polar01: horse will sleep well tonight
MightyEss: flowering bought ablett this week....
1870pafc: brad 96? the hell

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