Primetime: ffs this peanut needs to stfu, get off the ground
MrWalrus: You get off the ground
hawksey: kako legacy game
Silz90: Who prime
StrahanGuy: Zach is a good reider of the ball
MrWalrus: Reid will be q very good key back for the next 7-8 years by the looks of it
hawksey: merrett off his game esrly
wadaramus: Evening FFer’s, disappointed with the Crows, but happy with Geelong 🙂
lana2146: Yea im calling Reid a season keeper
Silz90: I’ve put prior on field over saad.. rookie roulette
PAFC4eva: Evening wada disapointed with port happy with collingwood
wadaramus: Sipping on a delightful NOON’s Twelve Bells after Korean Wagyu rump for dinner. Music videos incoming.
TorturedSC: Dissappointed by both SA teams today
wadaramus: Haha, lovely retort PAFC!
clay007: Traded Merrett for Roberts
TorturedSC: Bont’s gonna get his BE isn’t he
hawksey: richards sore on a negative score uh oh
fruity: Gave the Bont the VC …looking good so far…
amigaman: Didn’t take long for the cheating AFL yellow turds to arrive
Hazza09: Bont going 180 tonight
hawksey: redman :/
navy_blues: this has the writing on the wall already for a big margin
hawksey: well hopefully if it lives in dogs half then reid goes 150!
Nvrletudwn: The muppet should be on Vandermeer
lana2146: Thank god we didnt go Goldy DR was thinking of it
Dredd: Talk this week there is promise for the bombers. Whats it gonna be this week if this continues. People dont learn i gues
hawksey: dons would make vandermeer look good
hawksey: media must attempt to build the dons up on purpose. us fans know what the real deal is lmao
Hazza09: it will be 2035 and ill still be waiting for that spike game from kako
Nvrletudwn: Clubs with Marvel as their home ground will never be successful. Bulldogs performed a miracle in 2016
Birdman18: Game over
Dredd: Oppo has libba vc. here we go.
Stu7: Reid and prior one game wonders
original: Merrett kick lucky it was smothered. Was gunna be lucky to score a behind
Birdman18: We enter 50 as good as Freo did last week
texxyyy: i think they gave richards the 50 against instead of libba
puckeey: I don’t think it’s gonna be merretts night nothing going his way
Dredd: well they better fix it tex. libba needs to stay as low as possible here
clay007: What time are Essendon starting? Dogs are already at the ground playing.
Dredd: and wtf Sanders. 1 good game this year, i finally off you 2 weeks ago and you do this early
texxyyy: and richards needs to stay as high as possible
hawksey: dogs gonna kick 21 in a row again
Birdman18: Don’t think we’ll make in time for this game Clay
Stu7: I know Dredd frustrating hey
Dredd: Fkn libba
Dredd: I cant stand this mockery every single week
clay007: Lol Birdman. @Dredd, not sure Libba is listening to you.
navy_blues: go libba go
naicosfan: bont cheap touches lol 1 CP 1 clearance daicos clears
soup: Just a reminder essendope have the most prime time games r16-r23
Stu7: Come on Reid and Prior
Dredd: navy at it again with the ragebait. then will calm again he doesnt do it on purpose 🙄
Ash777: super bont
robrocco: maybe a silly question with bont now in form but could libba be a brownlow sentimental roughie like richo yrs ago! 100-1
Ash777: super libba even
navy_blues: dredd ive had libba all year and last year lmao
robrocco: depends if umps notice him, think he’s only had 1 game where he def doesnt poll.
xodeus9: who was the nuff in the other game that said setterfield was going to limit bont
soup: 100-1 chance sounds about right robrocco
Harambe: Sounds like a nuf xodeus, there’s no stopping Marcus QuantumJelly
OffaStep: Sentimental? Sure. Serious? I wouldn’t think so, robrocco.
navy_blues: you seem to think everything i say is directed to you well thats your problem
soup: Is that a new lubricant Harambe?
Ash777: Bedford was on bont and he couldn’t tag him and he scored 128 with 1 qtr on the bench
robrocco: that was me xodeus haha i asked if i should vc english or bont lol .. ughhh
Harambe: Yes soup, and it’s scented because Marcus Want ‘Em Smelly
wadaramus: TDK to Goldy not looking so astute.
xodeus9: call this off at half time and mix the teams for the 2nd half i reckon
OffaStep: Relevant fun fact: BP emollient is an anagram of Bontempelli. Now that sounds lubey.
clay007: Dale is getting no reward for his efforts. 326 mtrs gained, no clangers, wtf
TorturedSC: Silky smooth Offa
PAFC4eva: Cheers sheldon
J_Herer: Bombers getting tagged?
geelong911: Essendon were celebrating like they won a final last week. They are a bit quiet tonight.
Ladbrokes_: contested and efficiency matters. also marks which is probably why luke ryan was so broken last year
hawksey: d
hawksey: do the dons all get the mare this week
Silz90: Come on that’s htb, great effort prior
hawksey: yeah the cones will do
Birdman18: Is this the earliest the witches hats have ever been out?
wadaramus: Oooh, witches hats, you must really sting Essington.
beerent11: What?s harry mckay doing in the don?s backline
Silz90: Witches hat came out pretty early in the elimination final last year
Nvrletudwn: His name is Barry, beer
Stu7: Should have taken spud Reid?s 58 over Wicks
beerent11: Two games in two days. He?ll be buggered tomorrow.
Jeff1967: Is this the quickest witches hat entrance ina
Capn_Flash: Merrett, you feel like doing something?
Capn_Flash: What a kick dale!
Jeff1967: Into a game
Hazza09: kako is such a spud
Birdman18: I feel like Dale should be on 70 or 80 at the moment
wadaramus: Chester Bennington, One More Light.
wadaramus: Lift Essendon you hacks!
clay007: RIP Chester, sad story, great music wada
ausgooner: Dale would be on 80 if his name was Bailey Whitfield
Silz90: Bont would gain points for the free kick against him
clay007: What does the frog mean in the stats column?
Silz90: Clangers?
oc16: as one sided a game as i’ve seen
navy_blues: time to get back on libba
Stu7: Muppet clay
clay007: doesn’t cl mean clangers?
db93: this is a demolition job
hawksey: can we get cones and muppets next to each other
Gotigres: muppett act clay
ausgooner: frog = kermit = muppet
hawksey: might be clearances on here. i?m sure the muppets are changers
Stu7: Come on Prior and Reid left to make up for spud Wicks
wadaramus: Yes, amazing band clay 🙂 Chester was a superstar.
Jeff1967: B.Scott needs one hell of a stirring half time speech I?m thinking
Hadouken: field umpire just changed the goal umpires mind. She initially said mark then change to a behind
wadaramus: Kermit = doing something stupid!
PinkEyeJye: Yeah the muppets are clangers hawk
Silz90: Few people brought in Goldstein this week
DukeNewc: Get off the pine bont, 75% TOG
PinkEyeJye: Anyone else notice that Bont went from 62 to 65 while giving away a free kick and going to the pine
clay007: thx guys.
frenzy: the Bont tax is real
hawksey: it?s vigo time next week. goldy needs a spell.
OffaStep: Bont won a contested orange quarter on the bench.
Birdman18: Dale on track for 50 plus
PinkEyeJye: So real frenzy
hawksey: dale wtf
Silz90: Bombers maybe put some attention to dale
deach5: Red’s got 36 points….wtf
robrocco: essendon at some stage maybe put a defensive forward on dale lol!!! 25 touches n 600 m gained
Capn_Flash: How is Dale on 25 Disposals!
TorturedSC: Holmes over Dale extra annoying today
Birdman18: I’ve never seen us tag a defender Silz
Capn_Flash: Merrett seriously, you need to get intot he game, your team needs you!
hawksey: Birdman, Guelfi does it when he?s in. tagged whitfield in that gws win iirc
Silz90: Didn’t guelifi tag when we was playing. He is on track 50 touches from the backline
Birdman18: Maybe Guelfi and he’s not playing
DayWizard: Same boat Tortured
Philbot12: Merrett ? Smerrett
soup: Get a hard ball Dale you pelican
Stu7: Come on put Wicks back on he doubled his points
original: Merrett Capt in draft. Fml
TorturedSC: Unfortunately couldn’t make the byes work with Dale
DayWizard: Haven?t even looked at my bye structure
Silz90: Ofc my opp has dale. I went for sinclair instead of dale
Stu7: Come on Sanders you half a game wonder
DayWizard: JHF pending
Ash777: who should I put the C on? got Sheez, NWM, Gawn Marshall, Macrae
DayWizard: Gawn
naicosfan: Merrett any chance of being useful to your team
exatekk: legit Q – who makes way for Treloar? Richards?
DayWizard: Cleary or Harmes
exatekk: mid time i mean not dropped
hawksey: time to drop goldstein and bring in vigo
DayWizard: Richards just relegated to half back
Ash777: sanders
MrWalrus: Everyone not named Richards, Liberatore or bontempelli @ exatekk
hawksey: it?s time for goldy to get his pension
DayWizard: If JHF long term, who?s everyone bringing in
naicosfan: libba exa, scodfather went over it in one of his recent vids
PinkEyeJye: My guess is everyone’s CBAs will drop a bit exa. Especially Kennedy will play more HF, doubt Richards will go to HB
hawksey: anyone who went early on ADW get ready for guelfi to take his spot
PinkEyeJye: Scodfather also brought in Goldy naicos lol
exatekk: libba wont be moved out of the guts naicos. dont care what abdul reckons
exatekk: probably right pinkeye 🙂
PinkEyeJye: Wizard there isn’t really a clear favourite. Maybe Bolton after his recent performances, maybe Maric or Jackson
PinkEyeJye: I would love Jackson but that depends on how long Darcy misses or doesn’t get picked for
Ash777: his game against port he was coming of hf into the mids
Manowar: half time pep up required for the injectors
PinkEyeJye: You talking about Richards Ash?
MrWalrus: So… How bad is Essendon?..
Ash777: talking about treloar
wadaramus: The sweet smell of the great sorrow lies over the land…
bigboyboy: richards just came off half back
DayWizard: Jackson solo is elite in my opinion
wadaramus: Plumes of smoke rise and merge into the leaden sky.
naicosfan: jye, he also went through the only data available on dogs mids roles when treloar is in, libba was negatively affected
Ash777: lol why sub saad
soup: Brad scott you can deadset get fucked
Stu7: Suprise Wicks didn?t get the red vest
puckeey: Why el hawli sub way less impactful players still playing
exatekk: floyd wada
Stu7: Nice work Prior
mattmac24: No witches hats for Essendon yet?
Stu7: I agree puckeey
Manowar: good sub B Scott
DANGERous: SEH subbed smfh why, this is why the dons are no good
wadaramus: Greatest band of al time exatekk!
hawksey: thought saad was the right inclusion over johnson until now
navy_blues: to put shiel on 1 of dogs mids i think
Hazza09: of course they sub Saad
FoopyTime: i think we got plenty more issues for why we are no good than subbing saad
Stu7: Back on Colonel Sanders
Jeff1967: You missed them Mattmac.
MrWalrus: Will Bont put the brakes on?
Manowar: El-Hawli was not good, it was the right decision!
exatekk: iron maiden has entered the chat wada
Stu7: They?ve lifted with 2 goals from 3 points mattmac
Thedude24: Brad Scott is genuinely a terrible coach. Not sure what essendon saw in him. Saad has been one of their better players
DANGERous: hope essendon lose by 140 now, deserved
wadaramus: Oooh, run to the hills??!!
Stu7: Nice work Reid keep it up buddy
MrWalrus: Tool is querying criteria wada
Stu7: Sander and Freijah chasing the wind out there?
exatekk: my personal fav is Hallowed be thy Name and Fear of the Dark
hawksey: hey dogs just let reid chip it around thanks
PinkEyeJye: Let’s take off a promising young player with the potential to impact when we’re getting flogged…
DayWizard: Dunno why the shock with Essendon, haven?t really played anyone
Nvrletudwn: Just came back to see El-Hawli subbed. Well that’s a fine how do ya do?
Catatafish: Scott is useless
PinkEyeJye: You’re a dead set flog Brad…
Stu7: Feel sorry for Merrett Captains
wadaramus: You mention TOOL MrWalrus?
Silz90: Stuff you chris scott killed his cash gen.
ausgooner: Bombers been squeking past some of the worse teams in the league
exatekk: ooh yeah walrus, danny carey = sick drummer
puckeey: Unfortunately Silz I don’t think he cares about our cash gen
masterhc2: ffs merrett captain in draft
PinkEyeJye: What did the Geelong coach do to you sliz?
hawksey: bont will get 30 for that goal
beerent11: Yawn
navy_blues: wow think we better sub on the fanfooty team for essendon lol
MrWalrus: Yes wada, I remember when I first found this weird EP called opiate
DANGERous: good bont, cop that brad
Silz90: Yeh I know just a little sad that’s all, lucky I fielded prior over him
ausgooner: Bont owners extremely lucky we already used our sub
Thedude24: saad was on track for 80-odd. Brad-useless-Scott just ruined my week
exatekk: thats an idea navy, do an interactive thing with the fans calling the shots, i like it
cmperrfect: Leave the witches hats there m0nty.
DANGERous: this week of sc is horrific- butters bice seh jhf and only had 22
Ash777: back to the witches hats
soup: Perkins so lazy, stay on Dale you moron he’s set up every play
wadaramus: MrWalrus, I didn’t know TOOL until I first heard AEnima in 1996.
J_Herer: time to put Bont to rest, protect the rolls royce
Silz90: Prior only scores well when your on my bench
wadaramus: But I sure know all their shit now!
wadaramus: I bought Fear Inoculum on vinyl, five fucking pieces of plastic!
exatekk: anyone going to Metallica in NOV?
beerent11: Seem em 3 times. Pretty amazing live wada
Silz90: Who is that exa
wadaramus: Fuck yeah exatekk!
exatekk: silz what???
CamT: @ m0nty … not that it bothers me but you usually put Aboriginal flags next to the indigenous players names for this Rd
exatekk: which show wada? adelaide?
beerent11: First time was in a 500 capacity venue on the Aenema tour
wadaramus: I’ve got three gigis in November.
Silz90: Haha just trolling, can you still buy tickets? I want to go
naicosfan: merrett still hasnt touched the pill
wadaramus: Yes, Radelaide exatekk.
wadaramus: Opeth, Metaiilca and my favourite man ever, Steven Wilson.
exatekk: lol dunno silz. we got early seek and destroy tix
puckeey: El Hawli still outscoring Merrett and he hasn’t played this qtr
Bulky: El-Hawli contributed more in half a game than Kako has all season.
Stu7: Ffs freijah
original: Imagine subbing off SaadElHawli when you?ve got some of those others still on field haha wow
hawksey: they?re still just letting dale run wherever he wants. will have about 42 by the end of the quarter
Stu7: Not wrong original
exatekk: yeah sweet, we doing melbs, but thought about adelaide, we’re in Tassie
Stu7: D1ck Wick is a shocker
Ladbrokes_: el hawli subbed after a solid half for shiel who hasn’t got a touch yet..
Stu7: Friejah you spud
Phasir: Still no idea how Caddy was taken so much higher than Morris
DANGERous: scale seh as compensation for a bad coach
cmperrfect: Kako should be in the twos bulky.
Stu7: Not wrong bulky not sure how he keeps getting a game each week
MrWalrus: Merrett on post bye watch with butters now it seems.
Ladbrokes_: shiel subbed on for el hawli too and yet to get a touch…
Ladbrokes_: double message whoops thought it wasn’t posting
CamT: Kako is ranked 21st for average tackles per game for Ess. That was supposed to be his strong suit.
Stu7: Shiel use to be a fair player what happened
hawksey: a better option would be to avoid dons players altogether
LuvIt74: Dont know why essendon would bother signing up Goldy for another season, he was a gun ruckman but crazy signing him 1 mo
MrWalrus: Whelp, I guess that’s VC Bont locked in, watch Gawn go huge again
LuvIt74: more year
puckeey: Just get to 80 merrett ffs
Catatafish: Don’t take the foot off now Bulldogs. I’m here for a mid-season sacking now.
Stu7: Fan footy frozen
TheDon91: Morris sitting in a better forward line surrounded by better forwards and getting better supply from better mids phasir
Linke: dale on for 50+
Stu7: Marshal or Gawn for C?
Social: wah wah wee wah
puckeey: Frozen?
Social: just tuned in after celebrating the port result oh my gooness
TheDon91: Phasir the difference between caddy and Morris is one is playing in premiership team the other is playing isn’t
J_Herer: afl down also it seems
Stu7: It?s 3/4 time puckeey and FF is saying 17:39
Social: I’ll take bazlenka as VC
Harambe: Wonder why Scott left his cushy role at the AFL for a high-stress job like this
runners47: Hamstrings going all over the place in today’s games. What’s the story??
Social: At least Essendon are dominating the hit outs
Social: and the pharmaceuticals of course
Hepatitis: Dons a putrid group of mediocrity
Hepatitis: Dons a perpetually mediocre group
wadaramus: Roger Waters – The Tide Is Turning, superb.
Jeff1967: The Troll has arrived
puckeey: Yeah merrett is NOT reaching 80
Phasir: Even in the u18s last year Morris was the better forward. Caddy has more figjam, but Morris was a better key forward
Social: raspel… slydon… where you at?
Harambe: This guy is worse than actual medical Hepatitis
oc16: how is shiel still getting a game?
original: How is Shiel going Brad Scott?
Silz90: Not great original lol
puckeey: There are still 9 people with a lower score than El hawli and he only played a half. Nice Brad Scott
original: Why would we continue to play youth?! Don?t be silly. Carlton will take him lol
Silz90: Who is getting sacked first, Scott or Voss
soup: dont think he checked fanfooty at HT to see who to sub off puckey
soup: regardless still a braindead sub
Ninty: why was he subbed for? might as well have subbed out the 50 year old and let the kid play.
oc16: maybe rutten will get his job back
soup: didnt they just extend scott silz?
Stu7: Hey guys Gawn or Marshal C?
Silz90: Oh your right soup wow why
soup: gawn stu, unless you have xerri
soup: fits their culture of mediocrity silz
geelong911: Just lock in yawn and xeri as C & VC for the season
Stu7: Cheers soup,I had Xerri until TDK fvcked
XquaHD: Reid hurry up you spudface
Social: I wonder if Caddy would try harder if they offered him more?
Stu7: Me
puckeey: Ok then 9 players with less impact soup surely there’s someone measuring that on one of the 50 laptops
XquaHD: Possible for the Daily Fail to break the record here?
original: Merrett Capt and Caldwell in draft. I?m so lucky!!
Jeff1967: On a positive note. Roberts going well for the Dons
naicosfan: 44 disposals for 3 contested is wild defining cheap ball
Social: Simple, all we need to do is stop Liba, Bont, Tingles,West, Ed and Daily Bale.
Gotigres: Fielding Prior ahead of Bice is my greatest achievement this round +9 points so far.
Birdman18: Dale almost double Bont’s disposals and can’t even reach his score
XquaHD: What?s merrett?s chance of dpp?
Ladbrokes_: what’s the most uncontested possies in a game? dale on 43 lmao
Hepatitis: Merrett a soft footballer
DukeNewc: Get to 140 bont
Silz90: Your kidding hep lol wow worst comment of the year
navy_blues: wd dale
Gotigres: Dale realised I traded him out a few weeks ago
beerent11: Bailey dale. 3 contested possessions. Well done. Great game.
TIMWHATSON: Hepatitis got gonorrhea!
Social: look up Craig Bradley @Ladbrokes
XquaHD: 1 short of 50 rip
CoachCarte: why would you want your best kick getting contested possessions you idiots
XquaHD: He?ll be in the record page now tbf don?t think there?s a halfback in the top 20
CoachCarte: why would you want your best kick getting contested possessions
ausgooner: 1016m gained. that’s his job, not to get contested possies
Ladbrokes_: its probably more a testament to a lack of bombers pressure he doesn’t have more contested
beerent11: Yawn
Ladbrokes_: apparently most uncontested in a game is joel bowden with 41. dale got it
navy_blues: beer naicos hasnt even had a contested mark in his career but you dont say anything bout him
Ninty: Dale 37 uncontested possies. Bowden still the leader with 41
