Chat log from R22 of 2025: Hawthorn vs Collingwood

J.Worrall: Evening all
Lodgy: Up the Hawks!
Justgrumpy: Evening
wadaramus: Ahh Thursday Night footy, love it!
SonOfAGun.: feels like a final
wadaramus: Crumbed sausages, mashed potato, broccoli, gravy, and a Brash Higgins SHZ, giddy up!
MrWalrus: Evening all, huge game for the makeup of the final 8
wadaramus: Sidebum 350, well played, but go Hawks!
navy_blues: evening collingwood easy id say
MrWalrus: Hawks for me but happy if they both lose.
exatekk: Go awks!
MrWalrus: Who are non Grundy owners VCing this week?
wadaramus: Ouch!
IWantPie: Unbelievable
IWantPie: Lined him up with his shoulder
Justgrumpy: B Smith Walrus
Justgrumpy: I actually picked Collingwood because Howe was back. Bad luck for him
m0nty: yeah nah, there was no shoulder
mags: Tossing up between VC Nas or Baz
wadaramus: Zacly m0nty.
IWantPie: True. He headbutted him. Wasn?t looking at the ball at all
naicosfan: poor howie, hope hes all good, unlucky contest
MrWalrus: Nas for me too, was toss up between him and Smith
exatekk: turn it up iwant
OffaStep: Saw him and braced with the shoulder slightly side on but high contact was all head to head.
SonOfAGun.: Nice tap Moore bwhaha
naicosfan: Moore is honestly horrid recently.
IWantPie: Was head to head but the hawk was never watching the ball
wadaramus: Nice tap to advantage Darcy.
Social: Farah Fawcett for the assist
EvilMonk: Any of our boys going to be alive by the end of this?
Zutroyz: Hi Josh, it’s Connor here….
wadaramus: Start Nick D on the pine, superb coaching…
IWantPie: Onya Shultz
wadaramus: The Wiz it is!
wadaramus: 2 goals down already Fly.
Social: Gotta protect him from the rough stuff wada
Yelse: what a shocker Naicos on bench should have started not daicos on ball
Noxious: Naicos on the bench and now ball watching, is he injured or something?
PigeonPies: quaynor has started terribly
original: Gunston so selfish. Had to handball to wizard
Yelse: we literally cannot kick into F50
EvilMonk: oh oh, Daicos got a free, they’ll be so pissed.
PigeonPies: thank you jiath
Noxious: Hmm maybe should’ve fielded Crisp in draft
original: Hawks bottled that
PigeonPies: can we drop mcstay hes been shit for weeks now
dave2021: coll sht
naicosfan: mcstay is nowhere near our biggest problem
PigeonPies: why does moore double fist every time
PigeonPies: mcstay does nothing mate
naicosfan: into the corridor aswell pigeon, pains me
PigeonPies: pains me too, our defense looks so lost
Yelse: what about chol getting onto of mcstay
wadaramus: Pies not happy.
naicosfan: who else is back up ruck, mihocek and membrey cannot compete in ruck
EvilMonk: clearly a high realistic shepherd or something @Yelse. lol
PigeonPies: cant really blame us wada, look at how we’re playing haha
MrWalrus: Remember when Moore was good?
PigeonPies: he looks good when he gets carried by our other defenders walrus, lol
PigeonPies: free kick collingwood in full swing
naicosfan: nice to see umpires are looking after us today
EvilMonk: lmao listen to the boo’ing, stop infringing if you don’t want to give away frees. smh
original: 8 frees to zero is wild
IWantPie: Um they called play on?
PigeonPies: that is wild lol
wadaramus: Well, was looking forward to a cracker, so far a bit of a fizzer?
MrWalrus: Pies really getting their money’s worth out of their extra players tonight.
PigeonPies: free kick hawks wtf
PigeonPies: de goey building for finals
original: Lol not Daicos running to the boundary back to goals calling for it again
wadaramus: I’m so sick of shit free kicks changing the game.
PigeonPies: hows that ball on watson?
wadaramus: How was that HTB?
PigeonPies: oh my god free kick hawks
IWantPie: lol he ran 5 steps and failed to break the tackle. Kinda obvious
PigeonPies: he had the ball for like 0.3 seconds, not HTB
PigeonPies: plus 5 watson steps is like 2 normal steps
IWantPie: Doesn?t matter if your moving with it
wadaramus: Eat some more pie mate.
PigeonPies: what? he had literally no chance to get rid of the ball there, what are you even saying
PigeonPies: you’d be saying the opposite if it was the other way round
original: Haha love comparing Watson steps to normal steps
IWantPie: So he can lift his feet but not handball? Turn it up
naicosfan: 5 watson steps = 2 normal person steps
naicosfan: sorry pigeon, didnt see ur message
wadaramus: So was that HTB on degoey pieman?
EvilMonk: lmao prior? Okay
IWantPie: Yes he was too slow
Noxious: Wheres Clay, the voice of reason
PigeonPies: well we have the same measurements naicos
Noxious: Let him decide
manbeast: De Goey paid the Chol toll
Social: eek
Justgrumpy: Bahahahah
EvilMonk: that’s justice. Footy gods kicked in.
manbeast: Chol paid the Chol toll
PigeonPies: umps kept us in it that qtr, hopefully we lift
clay007: I’m here Nox. The pies boys are fighting amongst themselves over a classic 50/50 decision.
IWantPie: Houston change of role coukd be massive
SMii7Y27: pies fans at the crowd are cooked, booing jai over a HEAD CLASH???
IWantPie: Who is is pigeon? Your a closet Carlton fan
eaglesrick: you two should get a room..
MrWalrus: As a tigers supporter I dream of being as “hard done by” as the pies are, worst fans by a mile.
wadaramus: And make pie eaaglesrick?
wadaramus: Seriously, Collingwood get the most undeleivable ride in the VAFL.
manbeast: both can be true, no idea what the Watson free was for, and Pies fans are Pies fans
PigeonPies: you’re* and I’ve been a pies fan my whole life, im just not biased, and you’re mad about it
wadaramus: In a National competition, Collingwood are the most locally spoiled side in the competition.
MrWalrus: Not all of course but jeez, well above every other club”s acceptable quota.
eaglesrick: definitely a fur pie wada
PigeonPies: i agree walrus, our fans are cooked
manbeast: They’ll tell you Cats are gifted as they host another ‘away’ final against us @wada
clay007: Boys…time to park your rubbish.
PigeonPies: manbeast your club does request vsing us at the g, lets be real
Justgrumpy: Look up most frees up to round 20 WADA you might be surprised at the top 5
IWantPie: Only Carlton fans use grammar for an arguement. Revealed yourself
PigeonPies: you’re the type of fan they’re talking about pie, making a fool of yourself
manbeast: We’d play a home final every day of the week. It’s a scam and everyone knows it
wadaramus: What has free kicks got to do with it?
Dredd: Huge game this one. Pies miss the 4 if they lose, Hawks miss the 8 if they lose from my predictor.. wowee
wadaramus: “Fixture” bias is the problem.
Justgrumpy: My mistake I thought that was what everyone is yammering about, my bad
Dredd: not sure if i should bother being back here but oh well
IWantPie: Dear is a quality forward
wadaramus: AFL, not for profit, but everything is geared around maximising revenue through scheduling, bullshit!
Noxious: Missed you last week Dredd
clay007: Not true wada, you have a genuine home ground advantage, we play many teams at G which are neutral
Dredd: Last week was pretty good aye Noxious, got to witness it live and boy it was sweat.. Morris and Dear the next big things
IWantPie: Interstate fans forget half the competition are based in Melbourne
Dredd: for fwds*
clay007: Some of you guys just love to sook. Can’t you just love the game.
manbeast: The tribalistic bants is the best part Clay
wadaramus: Why does Collingwood never play in Ballarat, Alice Springs, Hobart, etc?
Social: Ein hundert percent wada
Yelse: why won’t the pies give mihocek 2 year deals
naicosfan: titch needed last week, benefitting from him this week
wadaramus: Say what you like, you are a protected species.
IWantPie: Titch looks on
Yelse: at WADA does geelong or blues lay in hobart or ballarat or alice sprrings
Social: Easy to love when it?s geared in your favour
Yelse: Titch over long now its official
clay007: Wada, go and take a cold shower, take a deep breath and get some perspective.
Social: Yes we do yelse
Social: Let?s face it, this argument won?t go away until the league puts fairness ahead of revenue
IWantPie: Finally a fast efficient review
clay007: Why sook though on here social? Can anyone here change it?
MrWalrus: Wada is correct actually
Dredd: Its certainly not fair when your the reigning premier having to play in tassie lol
MrWalrus: Everyone but Collingwood has to play all over
IWantPie: It?s a travesty. Take it up with your knitting circle
MrWalrus: Also interesting that people talk about interstate sides still, it’s thr AFL
Social: Can ?we change the govt opinion on Gaza
Social: Yes we can
clay007: Walrus another sook. Get him some tissues. You guys are a joke
wadaramus: So easy to dismiss those who want a fair system.
naicosfan: these guys cant cope harder
Social: Let them eat cake
wadaramus: Collingwood is pathetic, based on all the benefits they get!
IWantPie: Rent free.
SonOfAGun.: bye bye bulldogs gonski
clay007: I’m out, this chat line used to be good, now just a vessel for disgruntled idiots
MrWalrus: Stating facts doesn’t make one a sook.
wadaramus: It’s OK, I get it. You live right next to the MCG.
IWantPie: Wasn?t a bloody mark
Social: You should barrack for Carlton clay
Noxious: Enjoy the rest of the game Clay, just watch the scores
original: Now Voss is safe does attention turn to macrae?
Dredd: lol original haha
original: I own him in sc so don?t take this the wrong way, but Naicos doesn?t deserve 50+ sc. not much impact
navy_blues: wow clay spat the dummy? im in shock
navy_blues: 11 poss only 3 contested so i agree original
IWantPie: It?s like someone sniped our best defender
Grimes Jr: Basket case pies
Dredd: clay one of the good ones here.. poor bloke
Social: Hoffa won?t be enjoying this
Dredd: Houston playing on chol lol
dave2021: so sht coll
navy_blues: agree dredd
Social: Joffa
Dredd: we play about best recruits every year, well Dan Houston is dishing up the worse recruit year for a longgggg time
original: Can?t they try membrey down back? A great mark
Dredd: we talk about*
original: Actually mihocek drafted as a defender no?
naicosfan: interesting holding..
Grimes Jr: Pendles selfish going another year. Cooked
naicosfan: we are poor.
McSquire: Two ruckman 12 possessions and 157 points
Dredd: Pies key backs a big issue.. Moore is horribly out of form, Dean not ready and Frampton now out of form as well
Dredd: pretty sure Mihocek played fwd at Port Melbourne before getting drafted original
navy_blues: moore doesnt deserve a game
Dredd: tipped the hawks, very happy to close the gap in the tipping comp
J_Herer: the pies last 5 games are very average – beat Blues and Richmond, lost to Brissy, Freo & GCS
Social: But the May Premiership is in the bag
Ash777: If rumors are true pies players are angry at the club over contracts
Dredd: no offence pies fans but you guys must be pretty worried. list built for another flag now. the youth isnt really there
wadaramus: 7 goals down, long road back.
PigeonPies: you are right dredd, been worried for years about this
Yelse: Mcrea has played to much around with our team resting payers when also injuries were there losing form as a team
Dredd: Its just Naicos and Long under 25 out there tonight right?
MrWalrus: Agree Grimes, pendles should have retired after the premiership, massive liability at times
Dredd: yeah wouldnt be a great feeling pigeon
J_Herer: ladder predictor looks like pies finish in 5th for me
Dredd: yep got pies 5th now as well
Vultures: The Pies biggest enemy is sentimentalism..
manbeast: pies lose and the top 4 opens up, Hawks lose they likely miss finals. generational hatewatch conditions as a Cats fan
original: When did daicos get the little champ nickname like dual Brownlow medalist Gary Ablett jnr
naicosfan: cheers umps, will need youse
wadaramus: Fly starting Naicos this qtr, lesson learned?
original: That kick in set play so nice.
eaglesrick: the love for nick on fox is ridiculous..hes literally the only bloke out there
naicosfan: we are woeful
exatekk: found CD’s new love child
navy_blues: wow gotta give watson credit there
Noxious: Sigh should’ve fielded Newcombe in draft too
Dredd: No Howe, No Pies… wow they are seriously bad as a backline without him
Grimes Jr: Jeez pies are a gutless group
Dredd: Cant help but love watching Watson. Hes got some absolute class and buzz about him
Grimes Jr: Pies can still miss 8 if they get flogged tonight. Just need freo to beat Bris next week
JaiDay12: Where?s Clay?
J_Herer: yeah that Freo v Brissy game is huge
Vultures: Clay rightfully spat it..
Bazza2023: calm down Jai, lets not pick like they do.
geelong911: Pies defense is terrible
Yelse: our disposal towards inside 50 shocking for 8 weeks
Dredd: we would need to lose to the hawks as well for the pies to miss grimes
Dredd: but yes only Crows are really safe at the moment
Grimes Jr: No dredd, pies will lose to melb
naicosfan: we are so slow
Vultures: and old
Dredd: leaves both on 60 grimes.. pies % still better for now
navy_blues: was that 15m?
naicosfan: nope navy
exatekk: no way navy
Big Jim: Pies already booking their bali trip.
Bazza2023: hawks get pinned 3 times on kicks that are 20,20 and 25 in the Q! and that gets called instantly as 15
Dredd: tbf, we see less get paid lol
Dredd: and more than 15 not get paid haha
Dredd: its a coin flip these days
naicosfan: bazza why are you complaining 50 points up lol
Bazza2023: it causes games to go either way at crucial times
EvilMonk: Newcombe having his only good game in like 8 weeks really rubs it in.
exatekk: because if Bazza is like me, 50 points aint enough
EvilMonk: Of course do it against us. My SC team is shit now anyway lol
naicosfan: off for HIA for most of the first qtr too monk
Grimes Jr: How has WHEVnot been delisted
MrWalrus: Newcombe was near best on a couple of weeks back
J_Herer: Breust would come on soon wouldnt he for a sneaky goal or 2?
pcaman2003: Hawks becoming very sloppy this quarter.
Phasir: Watson is a little maggot isn’t he
Harambe: Houston, he has a problem
EvilMonk: @MrWalrus check SC scores? Couple of weeks back he got 58. wtf you on?
Dredd: youd take being a bit sloppy and being 9 goals up pca
EvilMonk: hasn’t had a ton since Round 16.
Dredd: Houston is deadset droppable now…
Dredd: guy cant tackle below the head, cant hit a kick, cant defend
Grimes Jr: If the pies were serious they would delist pendlebury
Bazza2023: he dived on it like a bitch
pcaman2003: Dredd. Of course, but not wanting to take the foot off this game.
beerent11: More importantly, how?s the umpiring been?
Dredd: holy Frampton overrunning the contest to the boundary and giving Chol a free run after the mark… holy HAHAHA
Noxious: Houston had a great first quarter and done next to nothing since
Grimes Jr: This is great to watch. Hope it?s 100 points
Bazza2023: Meek Thrusday
Dredd: I feel you pca. We are the kings of taking the foot off dw
Yelse: Don’t they realise we need the percentage ffs
SonOfAGun.: L.Meek 3 votes
J_Herer: didn’t see this margin, thought it would be much closer
Dredd: well thats exactly what your talking about pca… very sloppy from Lewis there
pcaman2003: Herer. Hawks have plenty of time to give away goals yet.
Bazza2023: for a brownlow medalist, Mitchell is at best a VFL player now, he is ordinary , sad to say.
pcaman2003: Dredd. Yep! Sometimes their disposal is too casual, almost arrogant
eaglesrick: lets see if the umps give daicos a vote in this thrashing..
eaglesrick: 19 touches of nothingness
Bazza2023: agreed they should be burying the ordinary sides, and honestly pies are in that bracket.
Dredd: pies got more problems than mitchells performance bazza
original: Eaglesrick surely no votes. Sc score inflated too. Real impotent night from the pies
Dredd: still 900 sc pts up for grabs… Naicos gonna feed you can just see it
original: It?s like watching Carlton honestly
Bazza2023: beaten rich, carl stk demons – only since they last beat us.
pcaman2003: Would like to see Breust kick a goal or two. Could be his last season.
Bazza2023: its hard to comprehend that 11 years of straight footy
original: Bazza they wanted to drop him at one stage but made him sub. Had a stinky run of form but wanted to keep the streak
Bazza2023: and deserved the streak
Dredd: Frampton swooping to Dean levels here
Bazza2023: Jars just gave sidebum 3rd degree burns
navy_blues: adel will kill pies backline next week
pcaman2003: My opponent has VC on Naicos,so that helps me a bit.
naicosfan: playing like this we arent getting a home EF lol
eaglesrick: why did monty call the membrey goal a junk time goal ?e
naicosfan: fair play to the hawks, far better tonight
navy_blues: naicos better to have a bad run now coll will be ok did i justsay that? lol shoot me
Social: home finals are a myth anyway, depending on the club of course
Yelse: we be lucky to finish in top 4
SonOfAGun.: because Monty knows football.
pcaman2003: naicosfan. Only wished we played like this last week.
Grimes Jr: No they won?t navy. They are second rate and would be the worst side in the 8 right now
exatekk: peaked early pies
Dredd: AFL likely now gonna get a wildcard game between Dogs and Dockers Rd24 lol.. winner in, loser out
Vultures: pca, yous did play like this last week
pcaman2003: There’s a good chance we could win this. Almost there!
Grimes Jr: I think pies miss 8
Dredd: Frampton having a great night.. Dean no worse really
Bazza2023: fair chance PCA, better than 50/50 your such a half glass fella
Vultures: can’t wait for the press conference
Manowar: Old fuckers, season over..lol
Raspel31: Not much meat in this and just home- but wow and happy I’ve got the bye.
naicosfan: fly will say some bs on how de goey survived a full game lol, never will address how poor our defending is lol
Noxious: Very late not 15m call
Bazza2023: BS both were 15metres, second one much longer
Social: lol
Vultures: Fly ain’t gonna bag them, he’ll heap praise on Hawks..
Social: You at the game tomorrow Rasp? Let?s get a beer
Dredd: Fly will get told what the problems are cause we all can see it and he will say “yep, thats real” lol
pcaman2003: Well done Hawks, but a long way to go still.
Vultures: Nah Dredd, we just had a bad night lol
Bazza2023: we didnt play much, possibly the worst team in the 8 at the moment pies are…they ordinary
Raspel31: You bet Social.
Vultures: Yes Baz, the wheels have fallen off
Social: I?m at StMarys before the game in my Too Old Too Slow Too Good shirt 😉
Manowar: Loser Sidebottom, time to retire
navy_blues: manowar you are a idiot like to see you play 350
DaicosQB: manowar cant walk 350 steps without assistance