Bailey jets out the front of the first contest of the game and snaps from CHF, fades left but Morris marks on the behind line for the first goal lickety-split! (Q1 0:36)
Similar play from the next centre contest the other way, Pendlebury gives to Allan running forward to snap the goal himself! (Q1 1:48)
Nick Daicos passes long from the centre to the lead of Membrey 45m out on the flank, who shoots narrow left. (Q1 6:21)
Pendlebury’s pressure forces a cough up handball by Zorko in the centre, Long passes to Hayes 40m out on a slight angle who also tugs it left. (Q1 7:58)
Frampton’s kick clanger on rebound results in a Zorko snap from half forward that nicks the right post. (Q1 9:46)
Quick turnover after Wilmot spoils Josh Daicos’ kick in, McKenna gets a Joe the Goose special from Levi Ashcroft. (Q1 9:57)
Will Ashcroft roves an Allen contest at the hotspot at full tilt but grubbers to the left. (Q1 11:19)
Levi Ashcroft passes to Hipwood 45m out near the boundary who doesn’t even try to score, nothing results. (Q1 13:07)
Will Ashcroft is whistled for a rather soft jumper tug by Josh Daicos at a ball up 20m out on a slight angle, another cheap goal to the Lions. (Q1 14:18)
McKenna taps down a stray Swadling handball and throws his boot at it from next to the behind post… threads it for a worldie! (Q1 16:37)
Fletcher releases Lohmann for an unpressured snap on the run from 40m on a slight angle but that one flies right. (Q1 18:22)
Pendlebury receives from Swadling and passes to the hotspot for Anderson, who swerves through his first goal. (Q1 20:23)
The Pies slingshot from outer side via De Goey to Anderson over the back to mark again near the hotspot, but this time he shoots right. (Q1 23:32)
Frampton intercepts Rayner at half back, switch on the counter but Rayner cleans it up in defence to prevent a score. (Q1 25:08)
Lohmann is claimed HTB at CHB and the Pies play on to advantage for a classic slingshot play up the guts, Nick Daicos turns at CHF and slams through the goal! (Q1 27:18)
Draper stands tall in a six-man pack at the top of the square to clunk a long ball for a ruckman’s goal in his 100th game. (Q1 29:39)
Steele roves a pass to his feet by Josh Daicos 40m out, he kicks quickly to the square where Anderson marks for goal number three! (Q2 1:47)
Sidebottom’s aggressive forward handball in the centre turns over, Fort takes a link mark and his kick inside 50 is marked by Morris in front of Puncher 30m out, his second goal. (Q2 5:02)
Morris flies across the front of a pack for another mark 30m out on a slight angle after beating Puncher again, he scores his third six-pointer. (Q2 6:49)
From outer side, Fletcher hits the hot hand of Morris to mark on the boundary to the side of Howe 30m out and curl in his third of the quarter and fourth of the game! (Q2 10:48)
Hipwood marks a high, wayward clearance kick by Draper from the pocket to the fat side flank over Puncher 25m out, he converts. (Q2 17:33)
Josh Daicos passes to Schultz to mark despite a strong Answerth challenge 45m out on a slight angle, but the set shot is short and rushed by Draper. (Q2 21:29)
Zorko’s kick in comes straight back in after Frampton spoils it, West marks 30m out on the flank and goals. (Q2 22:04)
Rayner baulks past Sidebottom at half back and delivers a sensational long ball to CHF for Charlie Cameron to run onto, but he runs into traffic, eventually Morris misses. (Q2 24:49)
Allen marks at CHF and thumps through a peach of a set shot. Brisbane in control. (Q2 26:36)
Harrison passes to Anderson 45m out on the flank who misses across the face to the right. (Q2 28:34)
Membrey leaps in front of Lester to mark a high Steele kick to 40m on a slight angle, his set shot is straight deep in red time. (Q2 31:30)
West misses from long range. (Q3 1:45)
McKenna bullets a pass to Charlie Cameron 40m out in the pocket for the goal. (Q3 3:06)
Hipwood is over the back for a downhill goal. Collingwood’s resistance gone. (Q3 9:13)
McKenna kicks off junk time with a deserved third goal from 25m in the pocket. (Q3 10:16)
Hipwood passes from the HFF to Neale 35m out who misses left. (Q3 14:12)
Schultz feeds Houston for a goal from the HFF. (Q3 17:17)
McKenna sails through another ridiculous finish from the HFF. (Q3 18:42)
Lester roves Long’s tap to grass outside CHF and passes to Allen 45m out on a slight angle, who converts. (Q3 22:32)
Draper checksides a point from the pocket after a stoppage. (Q3 26:10)
Rayner takes a pack mark 35m out on the flank for a cherry goal. (Q3 27:53)
West gets a free for a slam tackle by Gallop 35m out on a slight angle, he converts. (Q3 30:10)
Allen gets another bite at the carcass. (Q4 1:07)
Morris gets another. Good eating. (Q4 3:34)
Allen gets his fill. Lovely jubbly. (Q4 5:14)
Hipwood claims another slice of cake. (Q4 8:25)
De Goey pinches some garbage. (Q4 13:03)
West with some refuse. (Q4 14:11)
Anderson gets another pile of junk. (Q4 17:05)
Swadling adds some more detritus. (Q4 20:59)
Harrison fords the river of refuse for another. (Q4 22:49)
Membrey stinks it up with a skunky goal. (Q4 24:21)
McKenna pinches another cherry. (Q4 26:16)
Morris with some more. (Q4 27:50)
De Goey with another. (Q4 28:52)
Morris with an outrageous one from the pocket. (Q4 30:29)
Charlie Cameron brings up the 150. (Q4 34:11)
Bailey gets the smelliest piece of garbage of the night after the final siren. (Q4 37:36)