The Alleged Happenings of Brownlow Night

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1. Punched out Marc Murphy
2. Pushed Rebecca Twiggly to the ground when she tried to restrain him from attacking a security guard.
3. Sexually assulted a female journalist.
4. Was involved in an incident with Gibbs's girlfriend which left her in tears.
5. Had the 2IC of the AFL Adrian Anderson in a headlock (along with James Brayshaw)
6. Abused Warren Tredrea, along with other high standing opposition players/officials
7. Swore/abused Chris Judd repeatedly when he attempted to have words to him.
8. Exposed himself to Rebecca Twigley (asking her to accept orally)
9. Punched a Channel 9 producer (don't know who)
10. Felt up Demetriou's wife (which would explain why he came out only a day or 2 later sounding incredibly p*ssed off with Fev saying he had to clean his act, and why he wasn't at the GF)