XVs CL 2017 - Group Stage 3 Banter Thread

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Fixtures:
Group A:
Mexico City Suns vs Winchester Werewolves
Belgian Bashers vs Mongolian Lambs

Group B:
Hastings Hurricanes vs Hungarian Hulks
Sri Lanka Strikers vs Pacific Islanders

Group C:
Serbian Eagles vs KATHMANDU ESKIMOS
BIRMINGHAM DRAGONS vs Buenos Aires Armadillos

Group D:
Bradford Badgers vs Rio de Janeiro Jaguars
UAE Tigers vs Croatian Crushers

Group E:
Dublin Destroyers vs Iceland Polar Bears
Hebdenbridge Hedgehogs vs Laos Elephants

Group F:
Russian Roulettes vs Kuala Lumpar Crocodiles
New York Revolution vs Swansea Breakers

Group G:
TURKEY GAZELLES vs Oxford Owls
Paris Nice Lyon Reindeers vs Swiss Storm

Group H:
Bangkok Crabs vs New Delhi Tigers
Svalbard Valkyries vs Leeds Leeches

Rolling lockout. Must name the first squad by the Saturday Lockout otherwise it's a forfeit :) All teams to be named in the Team Submissions thread as per usual.

[kilbluff1985]

Dragons have arrived boys highest scoring bxv team this year

[GoLions]

Dragons have arrived boys highest scoring bxv team this year

And unlucky to miss out on finals last season as the 6th highest scoring team :o

[kilbluff1985]

Dragons have arrived boys highest scoring bxv team this year

And unlucky to miss out on finals last season as the 6th highest scoring team :o

yeah Rocky being injured a bit last year and was injured a couple games early when was C

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9th and 10th in AXV also come in. Which happens to be me (Kathmandu) and iZander (Turkey). So we take the spots of the Ales and the Llamas. Very disappointed in JB and tbag but looks like kb will provide some chatter around the place which will be golden 8)

[kilbluff1985]

yeah everyone loves my posts  :-X

nah i been keen to get into this for ages so pretty happy

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yeah everyone loves my posts  :-X

nah i been keen to get into this for ages so pretty happy

Will have to be a comeback story to get through, but having actual teams in is better than not. Those that are already in the group should still get through if they are good enough :) I need to make the ladders as well at some point.

[fanTCfool]

Release us from this prison that is Group A  :'(

[Rusty00]

Release us from this prison that is Group A  :'(

:'(

[AaronKirk]

Get an in position Ruck this week. Can pick a decent team finally.

[nostradamus]

Hey PB, in the interests of equity for the comp would it be worth counting the teams (that didn't lodge in round 1 and/or 2) actual scores as posted in their respective leagues.
As it seems unfair for those that didn't play those teams, to have others receive the massive % booster because of the token 500 points as opposed to the scores actually posted.
Regardless of the scores attained the forfeits should still stand though.

[Rusty00]

Hasting Hurricanes

Def: Laird (184), Pittard (150), Zac Williams (132), Salem (110)
Mid: JPK (159), Jelwood (318x2 = 636), Nathan Jones (154), Brendon Goddard (174)
Ruck: Mummy (142)
Fwd: Westhoff (160), Cyril (124), Stringer (149), Matera (79)
Int: Dumont (178), Newnes (142)

Emg: Henderson, Wells, Lobb


Winchester Werewolves

D: Kade Simpson (155), Luke Hodge (130), Easton Wood (107), Brad Sheppard (80)
M: Nathan Fyfe (202), Patrick Cripps (227), Matt Priddis (EVC) (147), Robbie Gray (189)
R: Ivan Maric (C)
F: Luke Dahlhaus (180), Travis Colyer (82), Jack Steele (148), Daniel Menzel (89)
I: Dayne Zorko (VC) (245x2 = 490), Sam Gibson (100)

E:  Jarryd Roughead (F), Nankervis (R) (195), Michael Hibberd (D)


Birmingham

D: Matthew Suckling 123, Robbie Tarrant 108, Robert Murphy 118, Kaiden Brand 151
M: Tom Mitchell 235 (VC), Tom Rockliff 207x2 = 414 (C), Mitch Duncan 201, Zach Merrett 193
R: Ben McEvoy 195
F: Josh Caddy 161, Steven Motlop 92, Orazio Fantasia 124, Will Hoskin-Elliott 97
I/C: Brad Ebert 205, Aaron Hall 150

E: Jack Crisp 184 (M), Darcy Byrne-Jones 153 (D), Luke Breust 155 (F)


Bradford Badgers

Matthew Boyd (120), Shannon Hurn (93), Jarrod Harbrow (126), Kamdyn McIntosh (78)
Luke Shuey (C) (219x2=438), Trent Cotchin (EVC) (145), Dion Prestia (106), Tom Liberatore (VC) (134)
Jarrod Witts (124)
Tom J Lynch (132), Jack Darling (94), Mark LeCras (69), Wayne Milera (98)
Jack Redden (128), Michael Barlow (210)

Taylor Garner (110), Sam Butler (73), Ryan Harwood (93)


SWANSEA BREAKERS

DEF: Claye Beams (102), Harris Andrews (106), Heath Shaw, (EVC) (130) Lee Spurr (156)
MIDS Chris Masten (140), Liam Picken (VC) (153), Touk Miller (97), Stephen Hill (152)
RUCK Stefan Martin (C) (166x2 = 332)
FORWARDS Blake Acres (143), Josh Kennedy (116), Peter Wright (120), George Hewett (124)
UTILITY Lachie Henderson (125), Shaun Burgoyne (173)

EMERGENCIES Daniel Talia, Jarryd Blair, Kayne Turner


Team Name: Hebden Bridge Hedgehogs
Round: 3

D: L. Montagna (146), D. Rich (115), A. Mullett (118), J. Geary (87)
M: L. Neale (vc) (164), L. Parker (125), D. Martin (c) (205x2 = 410), D. Zaharakis (101)
R: R. Stanley
F: T. Greene (141), J. Watts (121), M. Wright (91), J. Bruce (83)
U: A. Neal-Bullen (149), L. Greenwood (80)

E: B. Stanton (C) (64), M. Weller (F) (128), E. Hughes (D) (71)


Oxford Owls:

D: S.Docherty (182), J.Johannisen (159), Z.Tuohy (188), K.Kolodjashnij (87)
M: S.Pendlebury (C) (122x2 = 244), O.Wines (VC) (205), B.Gibbs (168), M.Robinson (169)
R: A.Sandilands (115)
F: J.Gunston (160), J.Riewoldt (131), R.Lester (111), L.Jong (138).
U: C.Guthrie (97), A.Swallow (114).

E: S.Mayes(B), C.Polson (F), J.O'Meara (M)


Leeds Leeches
Round 3

D: Alex Rance (109), Jeremy Howe (186), Michael Johnson (164), Dylan Roberton (183)
M: David Mundy (VC) (185), Jack Viney (160), Clayton Oliver (206), Gary Ablett (C) (199x2 = 398)
R: Sam Jacobs (113)
F: Isaac Smith (150), Jack Billings (107), Taylor Walker (131), Karl Amon (146)
U: Dom Tyson (141), Tom Scully (141)

E: Tom Campbell, Tom Sheridan, Nakia Cockatoo

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Cheers Rusty :) Time is against me which is really annoying because I really want to put more effort into this. I'm inputting the scores whenever I get time on my laptop but I won't have results until Saturday, hopefully no later than that.

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Group Stage 3 Results
Group A
Mexico City Suns 1274.50 defeated by Winchester Werewolves 1537.81
Belgian Bashers 1376.63 defeated Mongolian Lambs 1250.60

Group B
Hasting Hurricanes 1630.53 defeated Hungarian Hulks 1279.67
Sri Lanka Strikers 1347.91 defeated by Pacific Islanders 1392.00

Group C
Birmingham Dragons 1565.87 defeated Buenos Aires Armadillos 1289.50
Serbian Eagles 1319.06 defeated by Kathmandu Eskimos 1323.12

Group D
Bradford Badgers 1277.95 defeated Rio de Janeiro Jaguars 500.00
UAE Tigers 1169.57 defeated by Croatian Crushers 1497.83

Group E
Dublin Destroyers 1189.00 defeated by Iceland Polar Bears 1436.22
Hebden Bridge Hadgehogs 1197.43 defeated by Laos Elephants 1262.44

Group F
New York Revolution 1368.00 defeated Swansea Breakers 1323.09
Russian Roulettes 1415.01 defeated by KL Crocodiles 1561.03

Group G
PNL Reindeers 1230 defeated Swiss Storm 1219.07
Turkey Gazelles 1325.71 defeated by Oxford Owls 1383.48

Group H
Svalbard Valkyries 1254.42 defeated by Leeds Leeches 1537.20
Bangkok Crabs 1537.72 defeated New Dehli Tigers 1432.50

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Results coming in now, sorrrryyyyyyyy again  for how late this is :(