WXV Vacant Coaching Positions

[Justin Bieber]

I would like to apply for the job. Most of you already know what I bring to the competition.

sarcasm and misdirected anger  :P

oh... a stalker like love for a gws parole

I remember when it use to be a stalker-like love for Doggy players :'(.

[Vinny]

#Meow4PM

[kilbluff1985]

#Meow4PM

:'(

[Nige]

#Meow4PM

[Torpedo10]

Meow is a Draft genius, trade genius? Maybe not.

[Justin Bieber]

Guys, on topic please.

As for KB, certainly active enough for a XV coach! Graduated from HP's academy of assistant coaches :P.

[Nails]

I could coach dildos and poomas.

Once rivals, now friends.

#soundsgood

[ossie85]

Right! We have two open positions now.....

[kilbluff1985]

FYI i'm happy to apply for either team in case we had to say so

[KoopKicka]

Id prefer Wellington if that applies, Ill write something up in a minute.

[elephants]

I would like to apply for the job. Most of you already know what I bring to the competition.

I'd vote for meow then sell him Greene for all of Sao Paulo.

[RaisyDaisy]

I would like to apply for the job. Most of you already know what I bring to the competition.

I'd vote for meow then sell him Greene for all of Sao Paulo.

ROFL!!  ;D

[ossie85]

UPDATED

[Levis43]

I would love to have a coaching role for either the Pumas or Warriors. I am currently an assistant coach for The Manilla Folders in AXV's and have done some research to help other owners out with trades and drafting etc. I understand that there is some talk about possibly retiring both teams all together and having a draft with the remaining players. I completely understand why this might happen but I think it would be a loss of Honey Badger and Pothead's hard work if their teams are not continued.

As I am just finishing uni, I have a lot of free time and can put lots of effort towards the team. Here are my opinions of the 2 teams:


Puma's Best XV if all fit:
BAC: S. Burgoyne [94.2], A. Walker [87.9], B. Houli [83.2], B. Waters [86.8](2013 Average)
MID: G. Ablett(C) [136.7], R. Sloane(VC) [114.8], H. Hartlett [97.3], D. Zaharakis [90.1]
RUC: S. Jacobs [115.4]
FOR: J. Roughead [95.8], D. Smith [91.2], J.Gunston [90.4], J. Stringer [69.3]
UTI: J. Polec [81.4], C. Masten [84.4]

Options for pumas:   
W. Minson [93.3]
M. Wright [79.6]
S. Hill [96.1]
R. Harwood [83.2]
T. Adams [70.4]

Obviously this team is ready to challenge for the premiership once again next season. The Puma's have a great midfield, especially when Ablett is fit, consistent rucks and some backs with high ceilings. The forward line is also good but could use a bit more depth. The Puma's currently have pick 20 in the draft and might be looking to use it on a forward. There are also a few high averaging player who we could use a trade bait, but I wouldn't necessarily make major changes though as HB has done an excellent job with the squad and it's a real credit to him to be able to keep such a youthful squad up the top year after year. It would be an honour to keep his legacy going.


Warriors Best XV if all fit:
BAC: C. Yarran [82.7], S. Dempster [77.6], L. Picken [70.2], X. Ellis [67.3]
MID: M. Murphy [106.0], B. Vince [95.2], I. Smith [90.9], L. Whitfield [79.4]
RUC: H. McIntosh [83.8]                  
FOR: T. Walker [80.1], T. Colyer [75.2], J. Neade [65.4], C. Sylvla [38.3]
UTI: T. Mzungu [80.0], R. Lester [78.6]            

Options for Warriors:
N. Foley [69.8]
M. Golby [58.6]
J. Patfull [69.6]
D. Morris [58.0]
R. Thompson [58.4]
N. Smith [70.8]

The Warrior's have a solid balance of old and young. If I were to take over this team I think it would be better to talk it one way though. I would take it towards the younger (as it looks as though Pot has already started doing this) and maybe trade out a couple of the veterans who might have a few years left, especially with club stalwart Lenny Hayes retiring. Although this team has been down the bottom since the WXV inception, there are still a fair few stars that you can build around in Skipper Marc Murphy (27yo), Yarran (23), Tex Walker (24) and Smith (25) - all have many years left. I would look to keep the main core of the squad while building around them with some fresh youth.

[Nails]

I don't know who that kid is, but he has my vote. ^

If you don't get a gig I want to surround myself with you in several XVs comps.