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[Nige]

Press Conference

Fresh off winning the BXVs Premiership for 2015, Coach Nige, captain Todd Goldstein and vice captain Adam Treloar are ushered into a press conference.

Reporter: So it's the morning after the night before, how do you guys feel?

Nige: *Incoherent rambling that goes for way too long*

Goldstein: Good win by the lads. It was a long, tough season and the boys were super impressive all season to take it out.

Treloar: Yep, Nige was amazing as coach as he has been for his whole tenure with the club, we're glad to give back to him and the people of Liverpool.

Nige: Aw shucks, you guys da real MVPs. Especially you Goldy, you gorgeous tall thing.

Goldstein: Uh yeah, thanks boss.

Awkward looks are exchanged as the reporter clears her throat.

Reporter: Are you one and done, Nige?

Nige: Nope, never. Success forever.

Treloar: We definitely don't want Nige to leave the club. He's made fantastic progress from where we were when he took over. If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me.

Nige: Adam, don't serenade me like that in front of all these people or you'll be delisted like Jed Adcock.

Treloar: My bad.

The reporter begins to collect herself and slowly begins to rise and walk away.

Reporter: Um, I think I'm gonna not continue this press conference. Thanks for your time.

Nige: Bye friend, come back soon, or don't, or we'll unleash Trav on you. That's Cloke, not Varcoe.

Todd Goldstein and Adam Treloar leave the scene as Nige chases after the reporter for a hug.

[Nige]

Recycling this stuff because I'm lazy...

Not going to have a fancy write up for the Monstrum Medal like last time, but still a few awards to give out.

Awards being handed out are:

Monstrum Medal - B&F
Leader of the Flock - Best Individual Score
Lord of Liverpool - Coaches Award
Golden Potato - Biggest Underachiever

Monstrum Medal voting is 5-1, 5 for the best etc.

[Toga]

Rams

[Nige]

And again 

Welcome to the Liverpool Rams Awards Night Morning where we'll hand out for awards to worthy players and all that good stuff. After each set of rounds of voting, an award will be handed out and then the next will commence. Let's get this party started!

[Nige]

Rams

Couldn't have done it without you! 

[Nige]

Round 1
5: Adam Treloar
4: Taylor Hunt
3: Dyson Heppell
2: Josh Gibson
1: Chris Masten

Round 2
5: Todd Goldstein
4: Dyson Heppell
3: Luke Dunstan
2: Adam Treloar
1: Harley Bennell

Round 3
5: Bachar Houli
4: Grant Birchall
3: Todd Goldstein
2: Dyson Heppell
1: Travis Cloke

Round 4
5: Dyson Heppell
4: Todd Goldstein
3: Josh Gibson
2: Hamish Hartlett
1: Adam Treloar

Round 5
5: Bachar Houli
4: Harley Bennell
3: Chris Masten
2: Hamish Hartlett
1: Grant Birchall

Current Leadboard:
14: Dyson Heppell
12: Todd Goldstein
10: Bachar Houli
8: Adam Treloar
5: Josh Gibson, Harley Bennell, Grant Birchall
4: Taylor Hunt, Chris Masten, Hamish Hartlett
3: Luke Dunstan
1: Travis Cloke

Dyson Heppell takes the early lead in this year's Monstrum Medal count. Can he hold on to go back-to-back-to-back?

[Nige]

Time for the first award...

The first award is the Leader of the Flock award which is for the Best Individual Score. The 2015 winner of this award is... TODD GOLDSTEIN!

Goldy's score of 198 was a record breaker! It was the highest score ever achieved by a player in BXVs history... and he did as captain that week as well!

[Nige]

Round 6
5: Hamish Hartlett
4: Brent Harvey
3: Adam Treloar
2: Grant Birchall
1: Chris Masten

Round 7
5: Chris Masten
4: Adam Treloar
3: Dyson Heppell
2: Bachar Houli
1: Hamish Hartlett

Round 8
5: Travis Varcoe
4: Harley Bennell
3: Adam Treloar, Mitch Hallahan
2: Josh Gibson, Brent Harvey
1: Dyson Heppell

Round 9
5: Todd Goldstein
4: Josh Gibson
3: Mitch Hallahan
2: Chris Masten
1: Lewis Taylor

Round 10
5: Adam Treloar
4: Todd Goldstein
3: Travis Cloke
2: Dyson Heppell
1: Bachar Houli

Current Leadboard:
23: Adam Treloar
21: Todd Goldstein
20: Dyson Heppell
13: Bachar Houli
12: Chris Masten
11: Josh Gibson
10: Hamish Hartlett
9: Harley Bennell
7: Grant Birchall
6: Brent Harvey, Mitch Hallahan
5: Travis Varcoe
4: Taylor Hunt, Travis Cloke
3: Luke Dunstan
1: Lewis Taylor

We have a new leader after Round 10 with Adam Treloar taking a narrow lead over Todd Goldstein while the leader after the first 5 rounds in Dyson Heppell has slipped into 3rd.

[Nige]

The next award is the Lord of Liverpool award which is essentially the Coaches Award given to the player the coach thinks deserves a shoutout. In a surprise, the award this year has joint winners! The 2015 winners of this award are... HAMISH HARTLETT AND ADAM TRELOAR!

After crossing from Birmingham during the offseason, Hamish was declared a certain starter in the Liverpool midfield. His staggering consistency and impressive performances helped him secure this award. Adam is known for being Liverpool's second in command, often getting vice captaincy duties and somehow always being the bridesmaid and never the bride, so this award isn't just for this season but years of consistency and quality.

[Nige]

Round 11
5: Dyson Heppell
4: Todd Goldstein
3: Adam Treloar
2: Travis Cloke, Lewis Taylor
1: Bachar Houli

Round 12
5: Todd Goldstein
4: Adam Treloar
3: Brent Harvey
2: Hamish Hartlett
1: Lewis Taylor

Round 13
5: Todd Goldstein
4: Harley Bennell
3: Chris Masten
2: Adam Treloar
1: Josh Gibson, Hamish Hartlett

Round 14
5: Todd Goldstein
4: Dyson Heppell
3: Bachar Houli
2: Chris Masten
1: Adam Treloar

Round 15
5: Todd Goldstein
4: Josh Gibson
3: Adam Treloar
2: Grant Birchall
1: Chris Masten

Current Leadboard:
45: Todd Goldstein
36: Adam Treloar
29: Dyson Heppell
18: Chris Masten
17: Bachar Houli
16: Josh Gibson
13: Harley Bennell, Hamish Hartlett
9: Brent Harvey, Grant Birchall
6: Mitch Hallahan, Travis Cloke
5: Travis Varcoe
4: Taylor Hunt, Lewis Taylor
3: Luke Dunstan

Todd Goldstein has catapulted into the lead after getting maximum votes in the past 4 rounds. The question now is: can anyone stop him?

[Nige]

The next award is the Golden Potato award which is given to the Biggest Underachiever over the course of the season.The 2015 winner of this award is... JED ADCOCK!

Jed was picked up in the Recycled Players Draft and was earmarked as the final piece of the puzzle to complete the Rams' defensive quartet after Grant Birchall was also picked up in the same draft. He started the season well but his performances dropped off considerably and he lost his spot down back to Sam Wright and in some weeks was not even considered for the emergencies. A true fall from grace.

[Nige]

Round 16
5: Todd Goldstein
4: Brent Harvey
3: Hamish Hartlett
2: Chris Masten
1: Grant Birchall, Lewis Taylor

Round 17
5: Harley Bennell
4: Adam Treloar
3: Todd Goldstein
2: Brent Harvey
1: Josh Gibson

Round 18
5: Harley Bennell
4: Todd Goldstein
3: Adam Treloar
2: Dyson Heppell
1: Bachar Houli

That concludes the count for 2015, the winner will be announced in a moment.

[Nige]

The 2015 Monstrum Medal goes to... TODD GOLDSTEIN!

Congratulations to Goldy on being the winner of the Monstrum Medal for 2015! It was a big year for him and he was one of the main reasons the club made finals and took home the premiership. He proudly wore the captain's armband several times and put in some of the best performances British XVs has seen. He has also successfully deprived Dyson Heppell of a third consecutive Monstrum Medal and left Adam Treloar as the bridesmaid once more. Well done on a magnificent and dominant year, Todd Goldstein!

Final Leadboard:
57: Todd Goldstein
43: Adam Treloar
31: Dyson Heppell
23: Harley Bennell
20: Chris Masten
18: Bachar Houli
17: Josh Gibson
16: Hamish Hartlett
15: Brent Harvey
10: Grant Birchall
6: Mitch Hallahan, Travis Cloke
5: Travis Varcoe, Lewis Taylor
4: Taylor Hunt
3: Luke Dunstan

[Ringo]

Congratulations to all winners st the Rams.  Will Goldy win the coveted British MVP award?

[Memphistopheles]

Haha love the Golden Potato Award.

Nathan Hrovat and Travis Cloke must have come close in that one as well.