EXV: The Dutch Dino's

Started by Hawka, January 16, 2012, 02:11:41 AM

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Hawka

As hawka26 was sitting down with his family he heard the sounds of Dave Grohl's loud voice accompanied with loud guitar riffs and crashing symbols and bashing drums, It was his phone ringing and it was an unrecognised phone number before he answered the phone he wasn't thinking this phone call would change his life but it did, A Dutch board member of the Bulgarian Euro15s team had been in talks for weeks , The club kept on being thrown around with coaches becoming unreliable, there were fears the club would have to pull out of the comp just 2 short months from the season. However this great man prevented it behind close doors  , Samson Heitinga had organised a club from scratch in a few short weeks. Heitinga was impressed by hawka26's coaching ability while being a senior assistant with the the LaHug lead Belarus Bison and hawka26 was delighted to accept the calling and thus began the start of the newest team the Dutch Dinos

And so the new Euro 15 team is here with an exciting list ready to push for glory with Hawka and assistant Pyronerd!

*LOGO*


The Dutch Dino's will play out of Amsterdam Arena the countries biggest stadium after signing a deal with Ajax football club



SPONSORS



Hawka

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PRESS RELEASES AND CONFERENCES AND NEWS

Press Release-Monday the 16th of January
Hello everyone i am as shocked as anyone about the events of today. I started today as senior assistant of the Belarus Bison and i ended it as head coach of the the new Dutch franchise The Dutch Dino's. I was unaware of this as most other people.But i am delighted to be the coach.I feel sorry for the lads who have been forced to relocate from Bulgaria to the Netherlands but I am told the players knew weeks ago.I understand i have a tough job with the season fast approaching but i am very confident we can challenge for a flag.I would also would like to thank LaHug he gave me my first Euro gig as his assistant and then head coach while he was on holidays. Without this i don't think i would be here as coach of this club.I cant wait to start making great history with this club and look forward to later today were i will meet most of the players for the first time
Thank you


Major Sponsors announced- Monday the 16th of January
hawka26 is pleased to announce the first major sponsor jumping on board the Dutch Dino's
Dutch Brewing company

has signed on as our major sponsor

Hawka

#2
PLAYING SQUAD

#1  Nathan Vardy (Ruck)
#2  Micheal Johnson (Defender)
#3  Cale Hooker (Defender)
#4  Matt Buntine (Defender)
#5  Brad Crouch (Midfield)
#6  Jack Viney (Midfield)
#7  James Gwilt (Defender)
#8  Joe Daniher (Forward)
#9  Isaac Smith (Midfield)
#10 Josh Martin (Midfield)
#11 Justin Westhoff (Forward)
#12 Stephen Milne (Forward)
#13 Dominic Cassisi (Midfield)
#14 Rhys Palmer (Midfield)
#15 Lachie Whitfield (Midfield)
#16 Andrew Embely (Midfield)
#17 Todd Banfield (Forward)
#18 Zac Dawson (Defender)
#19 Brett Goodes (Midfield/Defender)
#20 Josh Hill (Forward)
#21 Cameron O'Shea (Defender)
#22 Michael Firrito (Defender)
#23
#24 Ed Curnow (Midfield)
#25 John Butcher (Forward)
#26 The Coach
#27 David Ellard (Midfield)
#28 Jeff Gartlett (Forward)
#29 Murray Newman (Midfield)/Rookie
#30 Lachie Plowman (Defender)
#31 Jason Winderlich (Forward)
#32 Tim O’Brien (Forward)/Rookie
#33  Brad Hill (Midfield)
#34 Rory Taggert (Midfield)/Rookie
#35 James Sellar (Fwd/Defender)
#36 Jack hombsch (Defender)
#37 Tanner Smith (Defender)
#38 Jake Stringer (Forward)
#39 Dan Currie (Ruck)
#40 Taylor Garner (Forward)/Rookie
#41 Brodie Murdoch (Defender)/Rookie
#42 Hayden Crozier (Forward)

Hawka

#3
Yer reserved again  :-*

Hawka

#4
One last reserve!

Boomz

#5
Who gave you a dutch oven dino? :P

The F.A.R.K.

hawka why cant it be the dutch ovens that is an awesome name

can you post the team up

BGK

Quote from: The FARK Academy on January 16, 2012, 02:53:55 PM
hawka why cant it be the dutch ovens that is an awesome name

can you post the team up

I have to agree with Fark. Go back to the Dutch Ovens.

The F.A.R.K.

how could you lose with a name like that

I want LE to change ours to the Belgian Blue Waffles

If you dont know what a blue waffle is google it

elephants

Quote from: The FARK Academy on January 16, 2012, 03:01:39 PM
how could you lose with a name like that

I want LE to change ours to the Belgian Blue Waffles

If you dont know what a blue waffle is google it
That's got to be the dumbest idea i've ever heard :P :P

The F.A.R.K.

did you google blue waffles

i reccomend you do

BGK

Quote from: The FARK Academy on January 16, 2012, 03:07:59 PM
did you google blue waffles

i reccomend you do

That's pretty ordinary Fark. I won't be googling things you recommend in the future. Hahaha

TheMailman

Yeah I'd be interested in what your team lineup is like

The F.A.R.K.

Quote from: bestguykai on January 16, 2012, 03:19:08 PM
Quote from: The FARK Academy on January 16, 2012, 03:07:59 PM
did you google blue waffles

i reccomend you do

That's pretty ordinary Fark. I won't be googling things you recommend in the future. Hahaha

All my google searches are safe search off. Hahahaha

Hawka

The Dino's would like to welcolme "Picker_man" to the club :D and look forward to his contribution
we are also looking at another assistant or two