http://www.teamtalk.com/papertalk/8082812/Paper-Talk-United-keen-on-double-raid (http://www.teamtalk.com/papertalk/8082812/Paper-Talk-United-keen-on-double-raid)
The one the only Emile Heskey rejected a deal from the Newcastle Jets :(
and it brought to mind what "novely" player would u like too see in Australia
Despite the jokes and all; I would've loved to have seen him join Newcastle Jets. That would've made the playing field so much more competitive. His experience would be good in the A-League, and the Jets are lacking some depth. Or if he moved to WSW! :o
If only...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0McFPYTCnXI
Haha, Heskey. He would have been pretty decent here in the A-League though.
Reasons why Heskey is better than Messi...
Heskey has never missed a penalty, Messi has
Heskey has 61 caps for England, Messi has 0.
Heskey has scored 7 goals for England, Messi has 0.
Heskey has scored 100+ goals in the Premier League, Messi has never scored in it.
Heskey undoubted
ly has a larger cock than Messi.
Heskey is black, Messi isn't.
Heskey's feet are size 15, Messi's are a tiny size 10.
Emile's shots go out for throw-ins, Messi's don't.
Heskey's dog is sexier than Messi's dog.
Heskey misses a lot because he doesn't want to upset the goalkeepers feelings, Messi just scores all the time because he's a twat.
Heskey has played in more World Cups than Messi.
Emile has played for more clubs than Messi, meaning he is more versatile.
Heskey has been bought for bigger transfers fee than Messi ever has.
Heskey quite clearly has a better haircut than Messi.
Messi played shower in the Champions League Semi Final against Chelsea, Heskey didn't.
Heskey has never had a bad game in La Liga, Messi has.
Heskey weighs much more than Messi, making him the better man.
Heskey can play without Xavi and Iniesta.
Heskey changes clubs regularly, as he wants to give everyone a chance with his brilliance, Messi just stays at Barcelona.
Heskey has better strength, heading accuracy and aggression on FIFA 12 (the only attributes that matter).
Heskey has played more times in the Euro's than Messi.
Messi has never made a girl orgasm, Heskey does by simply staring into a womens eyes.
Heskey's middle name is 'William Ivanhoe', which is far better and cooler than Messi's middle name 'Andrés'.
Heskey has had shower managers such as Alex Mcleish and Steve Bruce, whereas Messi has had Pep Guardiola
Heskey can play at Centre Back, Messi can't.
/\ the page I own on fb made that :P
(Different admin tho)
Signed him in my most recent fm, flowering gun scored a hatrick on debut then a 90th minute winner in his second game.
Quote from: Jukes on September 17, 2012, 04:59:03 PM
/\ the page I own on fb made that :P
(Different admin tho)
which page? :o
It's a united one so I guess nobody will like it :P
There is only one Manchester and that's Manchester United
showerty name I know I didn't found it, did most of the admin work early but do flower all now.
I mostly operate my anti-eagles page atm :P
Hahaha i love the FIFA one and the weight one
GUYSSS THIS IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!
Its back on!! he is on the verge of signing a 1 year deal!!
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1162867/emile-heskey-on-the-verge-of-signing-for-newcastle-jets?cc=3436 (http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1162867/emile-heskey-on-the-verge-of-signing-for-newcastle-jets?cc=3436)
Quote from: Hawka on September 19, 2012, 09:17:29 AM
GUYSSS THIS IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!
Its back on!! he is on the verge of signing a 1 year deal!!
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1162867/emile-heskey-on-the-verge-of-signing-for-newcastle-jets?cc=3436 (http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1162867/emile-heskey-on-the-verge-of-signing-for-newcastle-jets?cc=3436)
YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Its all done subject to a medical!!
and ive heard Western Sydney could announce Ballack as new signing before the end of the week!! excioting times!
Quote from: Hawka on September 19, 2012, 05:28:56 PMand ive heard Western Sydney could announce Ballack as new signing before the end of the week!! excioting times!
That would be a bigger signing than Del Piero tbh. ???
Quote from: Luigi197 on September 19, 2012, 10:52:25 AM
Quote from: Hawka on September 19, 2012, 09:17:29 AM
GUYSSS THIS IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!
Its back on!! he is on the verge of signing a 1 year deal!!
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1162867/emile-heskey-on-the-verge-of-signing-for-newcastle-jets?cc=3436 (http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1162867/emile-heskey-on-the-verge-of-signing-for-newcastle-jets?cc=3436)
YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
and he has signed
http://www.foxsports.com.au/football/a-league/former-england-striker-emile-heskey-set-to-sign-for-a-league-club-newcastle-jets-according-to-reports/story-e6frf4gl-1226476888791
Cant wait.....week 2 Sydney FC v Newcastle @ Allianz
Hopefully Sydney sign Cullina as well
Heeeeessssssssskkkkkeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy