Kind of a what grinds your gears thread but I started it so it's better
And OMG this one has drove me up the wall for years:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a4L-N__lJg
Fortunately The bullshower man put it in video form for me.
warning: swear words and stuff.
Haha this drives me insane as well. No idea how many times I want to use the microwave late at night but the beeping would wake up my family
Quote from: GoLions16 on April 10, 2014, 11:29:46 PM
Haha this drives me insane as well. No idea how many times I want to use the microwave late at night but the beeping would wake up my family
Put a timer on it earlier on in the evening so you just need to push one button and pull it out early
But it's the door opening and closing that's a dog making noise
All i want is to wake up at 2am and have nachos without sounding like i set fireworks of in my kitchen. Someone needs to invent a non beeping microwave would make millions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITHDE-vFaiw#aid=P96J55YaKCI
Quote from: Noz on April 10, 2014, 11:47:59 PM
All i want is to wake up at 2am and have nachos without sounding like i set fireworks of in my kitchen. Someone needs to invent a non beeping microwave would make millions.
Nachos are shower in the microwave
Quote from: kilbluff1985 on April 10, 2014, 11:53:35 PM
Quote from: Noz on April 10, 2014, 11:47:59 PM
All i want is to wake up at 2am and have nachos without sounding like i set fireworks of in my kitchen. Someone needs to invent a non beeping microwave would make millions.
Nachos are shower in the microwave
No there not Gordon Ramsey they are pretty good.
Quote from: Noz on April 10, 2014, 11:54:44 PM
Quote from: kilbluff1985 on April 10, 2014, 11:53:35 PM
Quote from: Noz on April 10, 2014, 11:47:59 PM
All i want is to wake up at 2am and have nachos without sounding like i set fireworks of in my kitchen. Someone needs to invent a non beeping microwave would make millions.
Nachos are shower in the microwave
No there not Gordon Ramsey they are pretty good.
I always do microwave nachos, they're great
Quote from: GoLions16 on April 11, 2014, 12:01:26 AM
Quote from: Noz on April 10, 2014, 11:54:44 PM
Quote from: kilbluff1985 on April 10, 2014, 11:53:35 PM
Quote from: Noz on April 10, 2014, 11:47:59 PM
All i want is to wake up at 2am and have nachos without sounding like i set fireworks of in my kitchen. Someone needs to invent a non beeping microwave would make millions.
Nachos are shower in the microwave
No there not Gordon Ramsey they are pretty good.
I always do microwave nachos, they're great
I just think the cheese melts better in the oven I'd rather the microwave less dishes to clean
Quote from: Noz on April 10, 2014, 11:47:59 PM
All i want is to wake up at 2am and have nachos without sounding like i set fireworks of in my kitchen. Someone needs to invent a non beeping microwave would make millions.
Yeah, I set the thing for 1 minute and then it has to shout at me "Hey flowerface, your food is ready!". Thanks microwave, I'm standing right here you know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV0M9_NwMHY
omg so accurate.
You know what's bullshower?
All this talk of nachos has made me want nachos. And it's midnight. And everyone's asleep.
Microwave y u do dis :'(
Quote from: Toga on April 11, 2014, 12:37:55 AM
You know what's bullshower?
All this talk of nachos has made me want nachos. And it's midnight. And everyone's asleep.
Microwave y u do dis :'(
#mooseworldproblems
Quote from: NigeyS on April 11, 2014, 10:20:09 AM
Quote from: Toga on April 11, 2014, 12:37:55 AM
You know what's bullshower?
All this talk of nachos has made me want nachos. And it's midnight. And everyone's asleep.
Microwave y u do dis :'(
#mooseworldproblems
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Am I the only one that finds it complete and utter bullshower when push/pull doors aren't labelled?
Quote from: Mr.Craig on April 11, 2014, 12:07:00 AM
Quote from: Noz on April 10, 2014, 11:47:59 PM
All i want is to wake up at 2am and have nachos without sounding like i set fireworks of in my kitchen. Someone needs to invent a non beeping microwave would make millions.
Yeah, I set the thing for 1 minute and then it has to shout at me "Hey flowerface, your food is ready!". Thanks microwave, I'm standing right here you know.
Why I always stop it like with 1- 2 seconds left, just to avoid the annoying beeping, whether it's day or night I try to do it! How I still warm up my dinner at like 12-1am in the past haha.
microwaves ruin food!
microwave pies make me cry...scorched to shower on the outside and frozen inside.
Nachos are great!
Quote from: jobe#4 on April 13, 2014, 01:29:30 PM
microwaves ruin food!
microwave pies make me cry...scorched to shower on the outside and frozen inside.
Nachos are great!
There's a specific tactic to the art of a microwave pie. Follow carefully.
1. Get pie out of packet (preferably 4and20, Mrs Macs will also suffice)
2. Put a piece of absorbent paper towel on the plate you plan to use (preferably a microwave safe plate, although sometimes I too like to live dangerously)
3. Put the pie UPSIDE DOWN on the paper towel that's on the plate
4. Put plate, paper and pie in the microwave, in that order
5. Turn microwave on for 1 minute, maybe 1 minute and 5 seconds so you have 5 seconds to stop the microwave before that annoying beeping sound
6. Find something interesting to do for a minute, maybe juggle or read a very short story. This step is essential.
7. After a minute of cooking, stop the microwave before the previously mentioned annoying beeping sound is set off and FLIP THE PIE back to the right way up
8. Put the pie back in the microwave for 2 minutes. Make sure it is indeed the right way up
9. Preform the dance of the piemen for 2 minutes, or until your feet get tired at which point you will then play a quick game of Uno with the cat
10. Pie is ready! Lather with sauce and ho that shower down. Pie is adequately warm all around, although slightly soggy. To add crunch, you may preform the "pleasecrunchupmypieohmightylord" ritual... or you could just put it in the oven for 10 minutes. Both have a pretty similar success rate, it just depends on how flamboyant you're feeling at the time.
Enjoy!
^ Can confirm.
I do microwaved Four and Twenty pies a fair bit, if follow the above instructions and/or the ones on the packet, they come out fine. ;)
Struggling with step 9 as i can't dance and my cat is a very aggressive uno player so i avoid it as much as i can.
Quote from: My Chumps on April 13, 2014, 04:07:37 PM
Quote from: jobe#4 on April 13, 2014, 01:29:30 PM
microwaves ruin food!
microwave pies make me cry...scorched to shower on the outside and frozen inside.
Nachos are great!
There's a specific tactic to the art of a microwave pie. Follow carefully.
1. Get pie out of packet (preferably 4and20, Mrs Macs will also suffice)
2. Put a piece of absorbent paper towel on the plate you plan to use (preferably a microwave safe plate, although sometimes I too like to live dangerously)
3. Put the pie UPSIDE DOWN on the paper towel that's on the plate
4. Put plate, paper and pie in the microwave, in that order
5. Turn microwave on for 1 minute, maybe 1 minute and 5 seconds so you have 5 seconds to stop the microwave before that annoying beeping sound
6. Find something interesting to do for a minute, maybe juggle or read a very short story. This step is essential.
7. After a minute of cooking, stop the microwave before the previously mentioned annoying beeping sound is set off and FLIP THE PIE back to the right way up
8. Put the pie back in the microwave for 2 minutes. Make sure it is indeed the right way up
9. Preform the dance of the piemen for 2 minutes, or until your feet get tired at which point you will then play a quick game of Uno with the cat
10. Pie is ready! Lather with sauce and ho that shower down. Pie is adequately warm all around, although slightly soggy. To add crunch, you may preform the "pleasecrunchupmypieohmightylord" ritual... or you could just put it in the oven for 10 minutes. Both have a pretty similar success rate, it just depends on how flamboyant you're feeling at the time.
Enjoy!
Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan.
Quote from: GoLions16 on April 13, 2014, 04:31:33 PM
Quote from: My Chumps on April 13, 2014, 04:07:37 PM
Quote from: jobe#4 on April 13, 2014, 01:29:30 PM
microwaves ruin food!
microwave pies make me cry...scorched to shower on the outside and frozen inside.
Nachos are great!
There's a specific tactic to the art of a microwave pie. Follow carefully.
1. Get pie out of packet (preferably 4and20, Mrs Macs will also suffice)
2. Put a piece of absorbent paper towel on the plate you plan to use (preferably a microwave safe plate, although sometimes I too like to live dangerously)
3. Put the pie UPSIDE DOWN on the paper towel that's on the plate
4. Put plate, paper and pie in the microwave, in that order
5. Turn microwave on for 1 minute, maybe 1 minute and 5 seconds so you have 5 seconds to stop the microwave before that annoying beeping sound
6. Find something interesting to do for a minute, maybe juggle or read a very short story. This step is essential.
7. After a minute of cooking, stop the microwave before the previously mentioned annoying beeping sound is set off and FLIP THE PIE back to the right way up
8. Put the pie back in the microwave for 2 minutes. Make sure it is indeed the right way up
9. Preform the dance of the piemen for 2 minutes, or until your feet get tired at which point you will then play a quick game of Uno with the cat
10. Pie is ready! Lather with sauce and ho that shower down. Pie is adequately warm all around, although slightly soggy. To add crunch, you may preform the "pleasecrunchupmypieohmightylord" ritual... or you could just put it in the oven for 10 minutes. Both have a pretty similar success rate, it just depends on how flamboyant you're feeling at the time.
Enjoy!
Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan.
How can you get something that's only 5mm "caught"
Quote from: GoLions16 on April 13, 2014, 04:31:33 PM
Quote from: My Chumps on April 13, 2014, 04:07:37 PM
Quote from: jobe#4 on April 13, 2014, 01:29:30 PM
microwaves ruin food!
microwave pies make me cry...scorched to shower on the outside and frozen inside.
Nachos are great!
There's a specific tactic to the art of a microwave pie. Follow carefully.
1. Get pie out of packet (preferably 4and20, Mrs Macs will also suffice)
2. Put a piece of absorbent paper towel on the plate you plan to use (preferably a microwave safe plate, although sometimes I too like to live dangerously)
3. Put the pie UPSIDE DOWN on the paper towel that's on the plate
4. Put plate, paper and pie in the microwave, in that order
5. Turn microwave on for 1 minute, maybe 1 minute and 5 seconds so you have 5 seconds to stop the microwave before that annoying beeping sound
6. Find something interesting to do for a minute, maybe juggle or read a very short story. This step is essential.
7. After a minute of cooking, stop the microwave before the previously mentioned annoying beeping sound is set off and FLIP THE PIE back to the right way up
8. Put the pie back in the microwave for 2 minutes. Make sure it is indeed the right way up
9. Preform the dance of the piemen for 2 minutes, or until your feet get tired at which point you will then play a quick game of Uno with the cat
10. Pie is ready! Lather with sauce and ho that shower down. Pie is adequately warm all around, although slightly soggy. To add crunch, you may preform the "pleasecrunchupmypieohmightylord" ritual... or you could just put it in the oven for 10 minutes. Both have a pretty similar success rate, it just depends on how flamboyant you're feeling at the time.
Enjoy!
Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan.
There was a TIFU on Reddit about a dude that actually got his dick stuck in a fan. Took a while before somebody posted this though haha. In fact, the guy won FUOTW for it. ;D
Quote from: Nails on April 13, 2014, 04:38:08 PM
Quote from: GoLions16 on April 13, 2014, 04:31:33 PM
Quote from: My Chumps on April 13, 2014, 04:07:37 PM
Quote from: jobe#4 on April 13, 2014, 01:29:30 PM
microwaves ruin food!
microwave pies make me cry...scorched to shower on the outside and frozen inside.
Nachos are great!
There's a specific tactic to the art of a microwave pie. Follow carefully.
1. Get pie out of packet (preferably 4and20, Mrs Macs will also suffice)
2. Put a piece of absorbent paper towel on the plate you plan to use (preferably a microwave safe plate, although sometimes I too like to live dangerously)
3. Put the pie UPSIDE DOWN on the paper towel that's on the plate
4. Put plate, paper and pie in the microwave, in that order
5. Turn microwave on for 1 minute, maybe 1 minute and 5 seconds so you have 5 seconds to stop the microwave before that annoying beeping sound
6. Find something interesting to do for a minute, maybe juggle or read a very short story. This step is essential.
7. After a minute of cooking, stop the microwave before the previously mentioned annoying beeping sound is set off and FLIP THE PIE back to the right way up
8. Put the pie back in the microwave for 2 minutes. Make sure it is indeed the right way up
9. Preform the dance of the piemen for 2 minutes, or until your feet get tired at which point you will then play a quick game of Uno with the cat
10. Pie is ready! Lather with sauce and ho that shower down. Pie is adequately warm all around, although slightly soggy. To add crunch, you may preform the "pleasecrunchupmypieohmightylord" ritual... or you could just put it in the oven for 10 minutes. Both have a pretty similar success rate, it just depends on how flamboyant you're feeling at the time.
Enjoy!
Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan.
How can you get something that's only 5mm "caught"
Nails pls :'(
Quote from: My Chumps on April 13, 2014, 04:07:37 PM
Quote from: jobe#4 on April 13, 2014, 01:29:30 PM
microwaves ruin food!
microwave pies make me cry...scorched to shower on the outside and frozen inside.
Nachos are great!
There's a specific tactic to the art of a microwave pie. Follow carefully.
1. Get pie out of packet (preferably 4and20, Mrs Macs will also suffice)
2. Put a piece of absorbent paper towel on the plate you plan to use (preferably a microwave safe plate, although sometimes I too like to live dangerously)
3. Put the pie UPSIDE DOWN on the paper towel that's on the plate
4. Put plate, paper and pie in the microwave, in that order
5. Turn microwave on for 1 minute, maybe 1 minute and 5 seconds so you have 5 seconds to stop the microwave before that annoying beeping sound
6. Find something interesting to do for a minute, maybe juggle or read a very short story. This step is essential.
7. After a minute of cooking, stop the microwave before the previously mentioned annoying beeping sound is set off and FLIP THE PIE back to the right way up
8. Put the pie back in the microwave for 2 minutes. Make sure it is indeed the right way up
9. Preform the dance of the piemen for 2 minutes, or until your feet get tired at which point you will then play a quick game of Uno with the cat
10. Pie is ready! Lather with sauce and ho that shower down. Pie is adequately warm all around, although slightly soggy. To add crunch, you may preform the "pleasecrunchupmypieohmightylord" ritual... or you could just put it in the oven for 10 minutes. Both have a pretty similar success rate, it just depends on how flamboyant you're feeling at the time.
Enjoy!
oven is the way to go for consistent heat...and no cold chunks in the middle.
Also we don't have a cat, and my neighbour is the crazy cat lady(every town has one), so I had to 'borrow' one to play UNO with and it was a disaster...it didn't know the rules!
Quote from: GoLions16 on April 13, 2014, 04:31:33 PM
Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan.
Hahaha this is great GL
Quote from: Toga on April 13, 2014, 09:30:44 PM
Quote from: GoLions16 on April 13, 2014, 04:31:33 PM
Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan.
Hahaha this is great GL
Not if it happened to you. :P
you know what's seriously bullshower? the new anti-protesting laws being introduced
Quote from: jobe#4 on April 14, 2014, 07:22:43 PM
you know what's seriously bullshower? the new anti-protesting laws being introduced
Yeah, let's protest about it!
No but in all seriousness it is bullshower. Also bullshower is the Abbot government cutting funding to the ABC.
Quote from: My Chumps on April 14, 2014, 07:23:50 PM
Quote from: jobe#4 on April 14, 2014, 07:22:43 PM
you know what's seriously bullshower? the new anti-protesting laws being introduced
Yeah, let's protest about it!
No but in all seriousness it is bullshower. Also bullshower is the Abbot government cutting funding to the ABC.
haha you can be jailed for it!
hoping that there will be a revolution one day...
Quote from: Toga on April 13, 2014, 09:30:44 PM
Quote from: GoLions16 on April 13, 2014, 04:31:33 PM
Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan.
Hahaha this is great GL
I've read back several times and still crack up ;D ;D ;D.
I tend to walk around while I wait for my microwaved food, or even literally juggle some random stuff from my dining table :P.
Quote from: Hellopplz on April 14, 2014, 09:24:02 PM
Quote from: Toga on April 13, 2014, 09:30:44 PM
Quote from: GoLions16 on April 13, 2014, 04:31:33 PM
Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan.
Hahaha this is great GL
I've read back several times and still crack up ;D ;D ;D.
I tend to walk around while I wait for my microwaved food, or even literally juggle some random stuff from my dining table :P.
sounds like a fun game
guess what the random stuff is on HP's dining table
Quote from: kilbluff1985 on April 14, 2014, 11:08:01 PM
Quote from: Hellopplz on April 14, 2014, 09:24:02 PM
Quote from: Toga on April 13, 2014, 09:30:44 PM
Quote from: GoLions16 on April 13, 2014, 04:31:33 PM
Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan.
Hahaha this is great GL
I've read back several times and still crack up ;D ;D ;D.
I tend to walk around while I wait for my microwaved food, or even literally juggle some random stuff from my dining table :P.
sounds like a fun game
guess what the random stuff is on HP's dining table
Sometimes extends to my paper box if needed :P. Have to juggle with things roughly the same size ;).