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FanFooty => The Front Bar => Topic started by: Nige on September 14, 2013, 10:47:02 PM

Title: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Nige on September 14, 2013, 10:47:02 PM
The game's called 'Rest in Peace'. It's fairly simple. Basically, you call out a famous person/celebrity who 'dies' and make a funny punchline. After you make the punchline for the previous post's celebrity, name another to keep the game going. Here's an example:

Poster 1: "Here lies Brian Taylor... Boy oh boy, wowee, what a life!" Tony Abbott.
Poster 2: "Here lies Tony Abbott... Good riddance." Morgan Freeman.




The first famous person to be called out...

Kanye West.

Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: GoLions on September 14, 2013, 11:16:03 PM
"Here lies Kanye West, finally getting his Kanye Rest." James Earl Jones
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: DazBurg on September 14, 2013, 11:56:22 PM
Quote from: GoLions16 on September 14, 2013, 11:16:03 PM
"Here lies Kanye West, finally getting his Kanye Rest." James Earl Jones
"here lies james earl jones GoLions16 i am your father" - Dwayne Johnson
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Noz on September 15, 2013, 12:17:19 AM
Dwayne Johnson

"Here lies, It doesnt matter who lies here"


Next: Emma Stone
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: GoLions on September 15, 2013, 12:53:43 AM
"We lay to rest Emma Stone, who's given many men a bone" ;)

Sean Bean
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: stew42 on September 15, 2013, 01:24:15 AM
Here lies Sean Bean, for what seems like the billionth time.

Gary Ablett Jnr
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: GoLions on September 15, 2013, 01:26:33 AM
Haha, liked that^  :P

"Here lies Gary Ablett Jnr- And people thought God couldn't die."

Charlie Sheen
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Kellogscrunchynut on September 15, 2013, 01:35:38 AM
Here lies Charlie Sheen hes winning now. Rick James
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: DazBurg on September 15, 2013, 09:22:19 AM
had to edit mine notice i stuffed it up...lol
forgot to put here lies etc
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Noz on September 15, 2013, 03:57:43 PM
"Here lies Rick James, Guess someone finally gave it to him"

Rick Ross
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Nige on September 15, 2013, 04:12:05 PM
"Here lies Rick Ross... God must not have forgiven him for that album title"

Michael Jackson.
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: T Dog on September 15, 2013, 04:20:11 PM
"Here lies Michael Jackson...Jack's Off "

Alex Jesalenko
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Tominator on September 15, 2013, 06:17:20 PM
"Here lies Alex Jesalenko ... you beauty"

Miley Cyrus  (keen for multiple responses to this one!) ;D
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Nige on September 15, 2013, 06:19:20 PM
"Here lies Miley Cyrus... She's been stopped."

Barack Obama.
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: CrowsFan on September 15, 2013, 06:41:23 PM
"Here lies Barack Obama... I guess he can't."

Tiger Woods
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Tominator on September 15, 2013, 07:14:14 PM
"Here lies Tiger Woods... he's very good at it"

Bono
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Nige on September 15, 2013, 07:23:32 PM
"Here lies Bono... He's been taken to that other place"

Redfoo.
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: KoopKicka on September 15, 2013, 07:32:52 PM
"Here lies Redfoo.... Mustve gotten a bit too ridiculous.

Clive Palmer
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Vinny on September 15, 2013, 07:40:59 PM
" Here lies Clive....No more pies for Palmer. ''

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=no+more+pies+for+palmer&client=safari&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=D381UrWLE6uRigfV8YH4BA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAA&biw=1024&bih=644&dpr=2#biv=i%7C72%3Bd%7CLX8DqsNWqohGCM%3A

Eddie Murphy, expecting some ripper ones! :)
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: BratPack on September 15, 2013, 08:06:54 PM
Here lies Eddie Murphy. God just watched Norbit

Shane Warne
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: GoLions on September 15, 2013, 08:27:43 PM
Here lies Shane Warne. Dammit God, you took the wrong-one.

Rob Schneider
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Nige on September 15, 2013, 08:38:09 PM
"Here lies Rob Schneider... He can't do 'it' anymore"

Mark Wahlberg.
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: GoLions on September 15, 2013, 09:09:47 PM
Here lies Mark Wahlberg. May his soul, and the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace. Amen."

Matt Damon
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Nige on September 15, 2013, 09:16:16 PM
Here lies Matt Damon... Is Sarah Silverman into necrophilia?

Nicki Minaj.
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: BratPack on September 15, 2013, 09:19:28 PM
Here lies Nicki Minaj. May he she it rest in peace

Ben Affleck
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Spite on September 15, 2013, 09:23:23 PM
Here lies Nicki Minaj...turns out Starships weren't meant to fly.

Eric Bana

PS Some of these responses are hilarious!!!

You beat me to it!

Here lies Ben Affleck...apparently he wasn't the hero gotham deserved.

Eric Bana


Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: BratPack on September 15, 2013, 09:34:56 PM
Here lies Eric Bana

(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/NqFcdz4gGKA/hqdefault.jpg)

HEY IT'S POIDA!

Paul Hogan
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: GoLions on September 15, 2013, 09:38:22 PM
Here lies Paul Hogan. Turns out it was a knife.

Megan Fox
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Tominator on September 15, 2013, 10:08:32 PM
"Here lies Megan Fox... one plastic surgery too far"

Ricky Ponting
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: tor01doc on September 15, 2013, 10:56:43 PM
'Here lies Punter - choked on a furrball!' -> Woody Allen
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: T Dog on September 16, 2013, 08:53:24 AM
"Here lies Woody Allen... forever in limbo as a Militant Freudian Atheist"

Eminem
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Nige on September 16, 2013, 09:33:25 AM
Here lies Eminem... At least we didn't miss his Curtain Call.

Katy Perry.
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Tominator on September 16, 2013, 09:58:06 AM
"Here lies Katy Perry ... my teenage dream"

Homer Simpson
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Nige on September 16, 2013, 10:59:04 AM
Lies here Simpson Homer... D'oh.

Phillip J Fry.
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Tominator on September 16, 2013, 12:17:03 PM
"Here lies Phillip J Fry... 1000 years young"

Lady Gaga
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: tbagrocks on September 16, 2013, 04:08:38 PM
Here lies Lady Gaga, "she went far far before she went ka ka" Walt Disney
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Master Q on September 16, 2013, 05:09:44 PM
"Here lies Walt Disney, Miley Cyrus is your fault"

Dustin Martin
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: My Chumps on September 16, 2013, 05:21:28 PM
Here lies Dustin Martin, Richmond fans most hated bogan.

Stephen Fry
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: tor01doc on September 16, 2013, 05:28:10 PM
Here lies Stephen Fry - buried prostrate...expectantly.

Graham Kennedy.
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: T Dog on September 16, 2013, 08:36:36 PM
Here lies Graham Kennedy - just lying here listening to crow calls

The Queen
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: tor01doc on September 16, 2013, 08:39:09 PM
Here lies The Queen - long live the King!

Jennifer Keyte.
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: T Dog on September 16, 2013, 08:50:00 PM
Here lies Jennifer Keyte - rumored to be injected by the Diesel

Jimmy Barnes
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: tor01doc on September 16, 2013, 09:08:18 PM
Here lies Jimmy Barnes - preserved in ironic posterity in a vodka cruiser.

Buddy Franklin.  ::)
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Master Q on September 16, 2013, 10:03:25 PM
"Here lies Buddy Franklin... wait... Hold on one sec - Is he dead? Or did he go on a holiday again during the seas-"

Caroline Wilson
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: tor01doc on September 16, 2013, 10:06:08 PM
Here lies Dame Caro - up to her eyeballs in false information, biased opinion: lacking in retraction and apology and still wearing that shocking awful hair.

Warwick Capper.
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Tominator on September 16, 2013, 10:30:43 PM
"Here lies Warwick Capper ... the definition of a cashed-up bogan"

Anthony Mundine
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Master Q on September 16, 2013, 10:36:11 PM
"Here lies Anthony Mundine, the Boxing world lost a true sore loser today"

David Warner
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Tominator on September 16, 2013, 11:28:31 PM
"Here lies David Warner ... his fists are now firmly Root-ed to the ground"

Harry Potter
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: tor01doc on September 17, 2013, 12:19:03 AM
Here lies Harry Potter - overrated / underground - at long last.

m0nty
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: CrowsFan on September 17, 2013, 08:43:06 AM
Here lies m0nty... Ironically killed by a hawk trying to save a cat.

Buzz Aldrin
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: tor01doc on September 17, 2013, 09:03:46 AM
Here lies Buzz Aldrin - in eternal orbit.

Andrew Demetriou  ::)
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: T Dog on September 17, 2013, 09:53:00 AM
Here lies Andrew Demetriou - buried under a hot steaming pile of MRP inconsistancy and AFL doublespeak.

Eddie McGuire
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: tor01doc on September 17, 2013, 10:43:02 AM
Here, and here, and over here, and there and there and everywhere actually lies Eddie McGuire - every bloody where.

Dane Swan
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Tominator on September 17, 2013, 10:47:33 AM
"Here in the ASADA testing laboratory lies Dane Swan ... they are still testing him for drugs"

Paris Hilton
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: T Dog on September 17, 2013, 12:10:17 PM
"Here lies Paris Hilton....had to be buried in a Y - shaped coffin"

Mick Molloy

Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Tominator on September 17, 2013, 01:13:30 PM
"Here lies Mick Molloy ... a crackerjack of a bloke"

Dave Hughes
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Spite on September 17, 2013, 05:34:56 PM
Quote from: Tominator on September 17, 2013, 01:13:30 PM
"Here lies Mick Molloy ... a crackerjack of a bloke"

Dave Hughes

"HERE LIES DAVE HUGHES...quiet at last"

Roger Federer
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Nige on September 17, 2013, 06:05:12 PM
Here lies Roger Federer... Cow and all.

Pat Rafter.
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: tbagrocks on September 17, 2013, 06:10:56 PM
Here lies Pat Rafter "Actually he never lied

Bob Marley
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: T Dog on September 17, 2013, 07:01:02 PM
'Here lies Bob Marley....Rastafari , Musician,  floating peacefully away in a cloud of marijuana smoke"

John Cleese
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: BB67th on September 17, 2013, 07:17:39 PM
Here lies John Cleese....Such a senseless waste of human life

Jonathan Brown
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: Tominator on September 17, 2013, 08:42:07 PM
"Here lies Jonathon Brown ... his loss makes the world a little more feminine"

Pinocchio


Should be some rippers for this one.
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: tor01doc on September 17, 2013, 09:02:07 PM
Here lies 'Should be some rippers for this one' - quite an obtuse and obscure chap really.

Pinocchio
Title: Re: The Game of Rest In Peace.
Post by: T Dog on September 18, 2013, 08:32:10 AM
"Here lies Pinnochio...Pinocchio's nose grows now because Pinocchio's nose does not grow now, and Pinocchio falsely says it grows now, and it is true, that makes Pinocchio's sentence to be false, but then...his head just exploded"

Dexter