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General sports discussion => AFL => Adelaide => Topic started by: gossiboy on September 06, 2012, 05:47:24 PM

Title: The mullet gone
Post by: gossiboy on September 06, 2012, 05:47:24 PM
In the most shocking AFL news story of 2012 Ivan Maric's fiancé has told Ivan that he must cut off his mullet before they get married early in 2013.

The mullet will be sorely missed, leaving Taylor Walker with the only mullet in the AFL.
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: gossiboy on September 06, 2012, 05:49:27 PM
In the most shocking AFL news story of 2012 Ivan Maric's fiancé has told Ivan that he must cut off his mullet before they get married early in 2013.

The mullet will be sorely missed, leaving Taylor Walker with the only mullet in the AFL.
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: KoopKicka on September 06, 2012, 05:54:38 PM
Your joking? :o
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Ricochet on September 06, 2012, 05:56:05 PM
its a sad day in football if true
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: gossiboy on September 06, 2012, 05:56:35 PM
Quote from: KoopKicka on September 06, 2012, 05:54:38 PM
Your joking? :o

Oh how I wish I was...
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: BB67th on September 06, 2012, 05:57:02 PM
Its true I've heard reports of this happening already. Well, there goes Maric as a fantasy option for 2013.....
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Torpedo10 on September 06, 2012, 06:00:45 PM
Big Ivan is his new nickname I guess.
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: fidou on September 06, 2012, 06:04:24 PM
Will that be like Sampson when he lost his hair he lost all his strength?
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: kilbluff1985 on September 06, 2012, 06:05:17 PM
old news heard about this ages ago cant remember where though
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: KoopKicka on September 06, 2012, 06:06:43 PM
Quote from: Torpedo10 on September 06, 2012, 06:00:45 PM
Big Ivan is his new nickname I guess.
sad sad day :(
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Ziplock on September 06, 2012, 06:09:12 PM
...

I presume he broke up with her?
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Jroo on September 06, 2012, 06:20:42 PM
Quote from: Ricochet on September 06, 2012, 05:56:05 PM
its a sad day in football if true
+1 :(
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Ricochet on September 06, 2012, 06:22:42 PM
Quote from: Ziplock on September 06, 2012, 06:09:12 PM
...

I presume he broke up with her?
haha dealbreaker
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: nrich102 on September 06, 2012, 06:35:57 PM
Quote from: JROO8 on September 06, 2012, 06:20:42 PM
Quote from: Ricochet on September 06, 2012, 05:56:05 PM
its a sad day in football if true
+1 :(
+1
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Justin Bieber on September 06, 2012, 06:36:57 PM
Give her the flick. He could get more.
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Capper on September 06, 2012, 06:41:37 PM
Quote from: Ziplock on September 06, 2012, 06:09:12 PM
...

I presume he broke up with her?
I would have thought so, Was her name Delilah??

Quote from: fidou on September 06, 2012, 06:04:24 PM
Will that be like Sampson when he lost his hair he lost all his strength?
If he does cut his hair will his new nickname be Samson??
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Kellogscrunchynut on September 06, 2012, 06:48:27 PM
Saw the name of the thread and thought that it was an injury, to my horror it was much worse.
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Jroo on September 06, 2012, 06:56:58 PM
Quote from: Kellogscrunchynut on September 06, 2012, 06:48:27 PM
Saw the name of the thread and thought that it was an injury, to my horror it was much worse.
Yer same! :-[
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Hagebear on September 06, 2012, 07:01:56 PM
That mullet single handedly turned him into a good footballer. Will he lose his mojo without the mullet??
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: gossiboy on September 06, 2012, 07:07:06 PM
I think his fiancé needs to realise that Ivan doesn't choose the mullet, the mullet chooses Ivan.
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: KoopKicka on September 06, 2012, 07:13:18 PM
Samson and Delilah effect? :P
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: henry on September 06, 2012, 07:27:34 PM
What a disaster  :'(. I will never select him again, at least until he grows his mullet back. Has his girlfriend no taste?
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: DT Gun on September 06, 2012, 07:34:09 PM
I was considering him for next year. But now im not so sure
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Noz on September 06, 2012, 07:36:04 PM
Mullet > Marriage
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: disco1992 on September 06, 2012, 07:37:25 PM
this is not good news :'(
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: HolyGrail_2010 on September 06, 2012, 08:02:39 PM
Lol. My first thought on reading the thread title was that he was retiring!
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Shihan7 on September 06, 2012, 08:10:34 PM
Quote from: HolyGrail_2010 on September 06, 2012, 08:02:39 PM
Lol. My first thought on reading the thread title was that he was retiring!
Same with me!
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Adamant on September 06, 2012, 08:33:04 PM
Quote from: Kellogscrunchynut on September 06, 2012, 06:48:27 PM
Saw the name of the thread and thought that it was an injury, to my horror it was much worse.
haha
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Master Q on September 06, 2012, 08:37:15 PM
Cutting off a Maric's mullet is like taking Tony Stark's Iron Man suit.

Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: nostradamus on September 06, 2012, 09:24:01 PM
there goes his merchandising potential  :o
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Fireballz on September 06, 2012, 10:37:41 PM
Haha this whole thread made me laugh! What if he agrees to get rid of the mullet and rocks up with a mohawk or pink hair (or both?) instead!
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Grazz on September 06, 2012, 11:05:28 PM
Tragic news, although i dont blame her i cringe everytime the wife drags out our wedding album.
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Maca24 on September 06, 2012, 11:50:05 PM
NOOOOOO  >:(
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Zombie2.5 on September 07, 2012, 12:30:17 AM
 :'(

IVANNNNN!!!


Well, looks like he'll go back to his spud ways now..... :(
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Ricochet on September 07, 2012, 12:43:57 AM
haha imagine if he does actually turn into a spud now
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Scrads on September 07, 2012, 01:53:43 AM
Mark Ricciuto on MMM a few weeks ago said that the reason Walker and Maric had the mullets happening was they had a bet that whoever cut theirs first has to name their first child after the other one... If that is true then unlucky Ivan :o
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Ricochet on September 07, 2012, 02:00:55 AM
Quote from: Scrads on September 07, 2012, 01:53:43 AM
Mark Ricciuto on MMM a few weeks ago said that the reason Walker and Maric had the mullets happening was they had a bet that whoever cut theirs first has to name their first child after the other one... If that is true then unlucky Ivan :o
would rather my kid called Taylor than Ivaaan haha
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Fireballz on September 07, 2012, 02:11:50 AM
Quote from: Ricochet on September 07, 2012, 02:00:55 AM
Quote from: Scrads on September 07, 2012, 01:53:43 AM
Mark Ricciuto on MMM a few weeks ago said that the reason Walker and Maric had the mullets happening was they had a bet that whoever cut theirs first has to name their first child after the other one... If that is true then unlucky Ivan :o
would rather my kid called Taylor than Ivaaan haha
+1 - Ivan Walker sounds a bit rough
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: tbagrocks on September 07, 2012, 02:17:10 AM
Quote from: Scrads on September 07, 2012, 01:53:43 AM
Mark Ricciuto on MMM a few weeks ago said that the reason Walker and Maric had the mullets happening was they had a bet that whoever cut theirs first has to name their first child after the other one... If that is true then unlucky Ivan :o
lucky kid, will be named after one of the greats to play the game ;)
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: gossiboy on September 07, 2012, 09:26:37 AM
Quote from: Fireballz on September 07, 2012, 02:11:50 AM
Quote from: Ricochet on September 07, 2012, 02:00:55 AM
Quote from: Scrads on September 07, 2012, 01:53:43 AM
Mark Ricciuto on MMM a few weeks ago said that the reason Walker and Maric had the mullets happening was they had a bet that whoever cut theirs first has to name their first child after the other one... If that is true then unlucky Ivan :o
would rather my kid called Taylor than Ivaaan haha
+1 - Ivan Walker sounds a bit rough

Taylor Maric doesn't exactly have a nice ring to it either.
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Justin Bieber on September 07, 2012, 09:39:11 AM
Wait he's in my Euros team!!! Noooooo!!!
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: fever on September 07, 2012, 10:58:49 AM
dump her
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: quinny88 on September 07, 2012, 11:10:17 AM
Its a cruel world :(
I was looking forward to seeing the progress that mullet made over the summer
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: CrowsFan on September 07, 2012, 02:08:24 PM
Why has this been moved to the Crows board when it's about Maric???
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Ricochet on September 07, 2012, 02:10:53 PM
Quote from: CrowsFan on September 07, 2012, 02:08:24 PM
Why has this been moved to the Crows board when it's about Maric???
Maric traded back to Adelaide :o
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: Justin Bieber on September 07, 2012, 02:26:34 PM
Adelaide ??? lol
Title: Re: The mullet gone
Post by: tbagrocks on September 08, 2012, 02:05:41 PM
 ???      well maybe cos he lost his bet with Tes ;D