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Title: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Zombie2.5 on January 19, 2012, 11:55:34 PM
Okay this is a word game im starting.
Basically you have to write a sentence and the next person continues the story with another sentence. IT keeps going and going.
I'll start- its Collingwood vs Adelaide Crows on Grand Final Day.

The stadium is packed and the crowd is wild, who will win the Grand final?
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Ziplock on January 19, 2012, 11:59:25 PM
Society- a plane crashes in the field and kills all of collingwood, adelaide, and their supporters.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: PowerBug on January 20, 2012, 12:16:34 AM
Port Adelaide and Hawthorn take their places in the Grand Final.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Zombie2.5 on January 20, 2012, 12:25:09 AM
With all the Crows and collingwood players & supporters dead its now 3rd vs 4th with the Hawks taking on the Power?
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: PowerBug on January 20, 2012, 12:29:06 AM
Yes, that's right, Port Adelaide take over, but they didn't finish 4th peoples, they finished 14th, which was the lucky number drawn out of a hat to see who'll play Hawthorn.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Ziplock on January 20, 2012, 12:32:09 AM
and then a plane crashes into the oval killing all the hawks + power supporters/ players.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: roo boys! on January 20, 2012, 12:38:15 AM
People start to get suspicious about all these planes crashing, al-Qaeda is blamed.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: bomberboy0618 on January 20, 2012, 12:47:53 AM
But then realise that its all Chris Judd's fault.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Zombie2.5 on January 20, 2012, 12:50:07 AM
Stop doing suiciding bombings Ziplock..
And because of that they run off to for GWS vs Gold Coast at a secret location....
And the crowd is 1 at this years Grand final..
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Hawka on January 20, 2012, 01:09:36 AM
Quote from: Zombie2.5 on January 20, 2012, 12:50:07 AM
Stop doing suiciding bombings Ziplock..
And because of that they run off to for GWS vs Gold Coast at a secret location....
And the crowd is 1 at this years Grand final..
the 1 man gets his flag ready but oh wait its his pants
a mental homeless man is there and he said hes goin for the northern pinecones
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Maca24 on January 20, 2012, 02:16:48 AM
and another plane crashes and kills all GWS and GC players.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Ziplock on January 20, 2012, 03:03:21 AM
Fevola gets drafted, as well as myself, since there's no old talent or young talent left in the competition, after Chris Judd went on a killing spree with an ak-47 at carlton, and geelong all joined a cult and committed ritual suicide.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: c4v3m4n on January 20, 2012, 04:11:13 AM
Andrew Demetriou announces that the AFL will be disbanded in favour of a smaller 8 team competition called the NFL causing the NFL of America to sue Andrew Demetriou and now there is no money left for any competition meaning it's back to state level competition.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Ziplock on January 20, 2012, 04:26:24 AM
SANFL is officially disbanded after it is discovered that all the major clubs are in fact drug syndicates- the players now out of work form a rogue band of 21st century bush rangers, lead by Jay Schulz, and wreck havoc upon the state of south australia.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Nails on January 20, 2012, 04:43:50 AM
Everyone in Australia suddenly wakes up after a day dream at 1:30pm, everyone had a dream about suicide bombers killing AFL players. Embarrassed by this dream they don't discuss it further. The crowd continues to go wild, waiting for play to begin.

(got your back Zombie)
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: DazBurg on January 20, 2012, 09:01:18 AM
and dbesides those fans at the ground the rest of Australia couldn't give a toss about the result
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: bomberboy0618 on January 20, 2012, 09:11:40 AM
Everyone then realised that Andy D was the devil and had caused all the bombings (which were real)
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: c4v3m4n on January 20, 2012, 12:01:44 PM
Quote from: The F.A.R.K. on January 20, 2012, 11:59:37 AM
But Cjcose was balmed for it because he was a shocking boo to cheer ration and CJ was locked up in jail for 100 years

The FARK was ordered back to school after the Government saw this previous statement.  :P
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Master Q on January 20, 2012, 12:05:28 PM
Dyl then bombed Parliament house, because he is sick of school  :-X
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: The F.A.R.K. on January 20, 2012, 12:05:49 PM
But then he learnt how to type and modified his previous statement so it made sense
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: c4v3m4n on January 20, 2012, 12:07:02 PM
Quote from: Master Q on January 20, 2012, 12:05:28 PM
Dyl then bombed Parliament house, because he is sick of school  :-X

And his virtual army of FF accounts grows to 5700.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: The F.A.R.K. on January 20, 2012, 12:08:41 PM
And they joined forces with Miss Pies army of accounts and North Korea and planned to take over the world
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Master Q on January 20, 2012, 12:11:08 PM
But Chris Judd appeared and bombed the world. But he is immortal. So everyone who has Chris Judd blood in them stayed a live. These people are Momma Judd, Papa Judd, Judd himself, Rebecca, Oscar and Q.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: The F.A.R.K. on January 20, 2012, 12:13:08 PM
But the FARK was hiding in a bomb shelter and survived. It was then up to him to re-populate the world with rebbecca twigley
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Master Q on January 20, 2012, 12:14:42 PM
But when Fark left the bomb shelter Q jumped on him and choked him to death.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: The F.A.R.K. on January 20, 2012, 12:16:35 PM
But because Q is weak FARK threw him to the ground and stepped on his throat until blood sprayed out of his mouth. Then FARK marched off with his hitler moustache to penetrate a twig..ley
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Master Q on January 20, 2012, 12:17:12 PM
Quote from: Master Q on January 20, 2012, 12:14:42 PM
But when Fark left the bomb shelter Q jumped on him and choked him to death.
I choked you to death. Seriously, read my post  ::)
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: The F.A.R.K. on January 20, 2012, 12:20:50 PM
Quote from: Master Q on January 20, 2012, 12:17:12 PM
Quote from: Master Q on January 20, 2012, 12:14:42 PM
But when Fark left the bomb shelter Q jumped on him and choked him to death.
I choked you to death. Seriously, read my post  ::)

okay

well how about this

when Q thought FARK was dead he walked away to claim his prize (rebecca twigley) but FARK is good at pretending he is dead and can hold his breath for a long time so then he got up, picked up an axe and chopped q into 134 peices which he than ate for added protein because food was low on earth as it had all been blown up. After FARK had a fap in his bomb shelter he then went to claim what was rightfully his, rebecca twigley
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: PowerBug on January 20, 2012, 12:24:42 PM
And Jolly leaps over Jacobs in the first ruck duel of the match.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Master Q on January 20, 2012, 12:26:29 PM
But Fark felt sick and vomited Q back up, but couldn't get all the 134 pieces out and suffocated with Q stuck in his neck. Rebacca Twigley had to settle for Judd.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: c4v3m4n on January 20, 2012, 01:13:57 PM
Quote from: PowerBug on January 20, 2012, 12:24:42 PM
And Jolly leaps over Jacobs in the first ruck duel of the match.

And both break their legs on the way down. :-\
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: The F.A.R.K. on January 20, 2012, 01:46:42 PM
And then David Rodan and Matt Cambell were thrown into ruck
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Master Q on January 20, 2012, 01:48:15 PM
Both break their legs on the way down  :-\
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: The F.A.R.K. on January 20, 2012, 01:51:36 PM
And Rodan, Jolly, Jacobs and Cambell are all sitting on the ground. The ball is thrown up and Rodan wins the tap off the ground
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Master Q on January 20, 2012, 01:57:04 PM
Quote from: The F.A.R.K. on January 20, 2012, 01:51:36 PM
And Rodan, Jolly, Jacobs and Cambell are all sitting on the ground. The ball is thrown up and Rodan wins the tap off the ground
And it goes out of bounds. The umpire throws it back into play but when the ball hits the ground it pops.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: The F.A.R.K. on January 20, 2012, 01:58:25 PM
So John Isner and Mahut go to rebel sport and buy a new ball because they just finished their never ending tennis match
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: PowerBug on January 20, 2012, 03:28:57 PM
And then John Isner and Ivo Karlovic go up in the ruck and come down without breaking any bone in their body.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Master Q on January 20, 2012, 03:34:49 PM
But then Kevin Rudd walks onto the field and shoots them in the legs.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Ziplock on January 20, 2012, 03:48:04 PM
then Dyl broke his leg.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Nails on January 20, 2012, 04:13:15 PM
Quote from: Ziplock on January 20, 2012, 03:48:04 PM
then Dyl broke his leg.

so he makes a new account with 2 new legs.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Dudge on January 20, 2012, 04:18:01 PM
And the world ends, seriously guys
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Ziplock on January 20, 2012, 04:26:48 PM
except football goes on.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: The F.A.R.K. on January 20, 2012, 04:40:10 PM
Becasue Dyl created a new world where only football can exsist and instead of humans there are just deleted accounts who argue over fantasy football and Dyl is just continuosly making new accounts

The dyl meets miss pies and they share common interests of deleting accounts. They fall in love and have two kids, Fyfe_Gun and Voldemort who are magic. They conjure up a spell to bring back earth and duel chris judd who is actually Dyl's son Voldemort

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/30/129040534295213058.jpg)
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Dudge on January 20, 2012, 04:49:48 PM
Well lets hunt down Dyl and shoot him
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: PowerBug on January 20, 2012, 04:53:53 PM
Guys, i thought Zombie had a good idea creating this thread, but you guys have ruined it. :( Let's try again eh??
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Dudge on January 20, 2012, 04:57:04 PM
i'm hearing you PB
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: The F.A.R.K. on January 20, 2012, 05:05:15 PM
i fixed it i modified my above post
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: elephants on January 20, 2012, 07:36:42 PM
Quote from: Ziplock on January 20, 2012, 03:48:04 PM
then Dyl broke his leg.
Bahahahaha. Such a good call.
I dunno i am enjoying just reading this hahah.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Zombie2.5 on January 21, 2012, 03:42:07 PM
Okay..
Dane Swan was walking down the street when all of a sudden....
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: c4v3m4n on January 21, 2012, 03:46:09 PM
Quote from: Zombie2.5 on January 21, 2012, 03:42:07 PM
Okay..
Dane Swan was walking down the street when all of a sudden....

....he had a heart attack and died. :P
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Zombie2.5 on January 21, 2012, 04:08:45 PM
But in turned out to be some 70 year old guy that somehow looked like dane swan.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Master Q on January 21, 2012, 04:52:56 PM
Quote from: Zombie2.5 on January 21, 2012, 04:08:45 PM
But in turned out to be some 70 year old guy that somehow looked like dane swan.
But then the Real Dane Swan died.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Zombie2.5 on January 22, 2012, 01:34:45 AM
So everyone on fanfooty went crazy cos they had swan in their teams and he costed $700k while not playing at all.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Jay on November 16, 2012, 07:41:35 PM
After everything had settled down the funeral for Dane Swan was held
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: c4v3m4n on November 16, 2012, 07:43:46 PM
Until the sun randomly imploded creating a black hole consuming the Earth.

Unlucky Jayman.
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Jay on November 16, 2012, 07:44:59 PM
Luckily everyone managed to be transported to Mars the day before!
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: c4v3m4n on November 16, 2012, 07:46:06 PM
Quote from: Jayman on November 16, 2012, 07:44:59 PM
Luckily everyone managed to be transported to Mars the day before!

Um, black hole Jayman. :P
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: Jay on November 16, 2012, 07:47:13 PM
Quote from: c4v3m4n on November 16, 2012, 07:46:06 PM
Quote from: Jayman on November 16, 2012, 07:44:59 PM
Luckily everyone managed to be transported to Mars the day before!

Um, black hole Jayman. :P
The black hole only consumed earth!!!

flower this :P
Title: Re: Neverending Footy Match
Post by: T Dog on November 16, 2012, 08:44:08 PM
The inside of the black hole was lit up with swannies tattood skin reflecting the anti dark matter phenomena that no one has ever heard of...until now... 8)