After the farce of the "They Know We're Coming" and the "Can You Smell What's Cooking" Campaigns.... The Blues have come up with....
"No Passengers. In 2011 be counted. Be a member. Be navy".
lol I think the "Be a member" sums Carlton fans up nicely. Be navy... and sail the seven seas?
"In 2011 be counted." Well, the national census is next year. Guess that's a good public service announcement
No passengers? Well, guess you'll have to drop 21 players.
Ossie that was probably the worst bag I've ever seen. Good Try, maybe try and fix up your Bogan Infested club hey?
+1 ;D
Ossie
Not as easy slogan to bag like last few years ;D ;D.
Of course they have no passengers, nobody follows Carlton......
Quote from: Hellopplz on November 08, 2010, 08:12:51 PM
Not as easy slogan to bag like last few years ;D ;D.
Of course they have no passengers, nobody follows Carlton......
HP? Sorry, but are you an Idiot?
That means that barely anyone follows the AFL. Were the 3rd most supported Club in the AFL, which means that people behind us must have what, -1 Supporters?
HP, your joking me, I just lost my respect for you.
We need Carlton, we need Collingwood, we need to keep those people who work for centrelink in a job :D
Stay premium gentlemen ;)
Well I'm pretty sure North Melbourne have a very proud 4 supporters thank you very much! ;D ;D
Quote from: Master Q on November 08, 2010, 08:16:18 PM
Quote from: Hellopplz on November 08, 2010, 08:12:51 PM
Not as easy slogan to bag like last few years ;D ;D.
Of course they have no passengers, nobody follows Carlton......
HP? Sorry, but are you an Idiot?
That means that barely anyone follows the AFL. Were the 3rd most supported Club in the AFL, which means that people behind us must have what, -1 Supporters?
HP, your joking me, I just lost my respect for you.
It was a joke...... An example bagging ::).
How did you not get that? ;).
Quote from: Hellopplz on November 08, 2010, 08:25:05 PM
Quote from: Master Q on November 08, 2010, 08:16:18 PM
Quote from: Hellopplz on November 08, 2010, 08:12:51 PM
Not as easy slogan to bag like last few years ;D ;D.
Of course they have no passengers, nobody follows Carlton......
HP? Sorry, but are you an Idiot?
That means that barely anyone follows the AFL. Were the 3rd most supported Club in the AFL, which means that people behind us must have what, -1 Supporters?
HP, your joking me, I just lost my respect for you.
It was a joke...... An example bagging ::).
How did you not get that? ;).
Oh now I get it, you were making a Joke about the quality of Collingwood supporter's bagging.
He...He. Good One ;)
Did your respect for him just double? ;)
We can't bag Collingwood supporters. They don't know any better :P.
Quote from: roo boys! on November 08, 2010, 08:28:56 PM
Did your respect for him just double? ;)
How do you double 0 :P
0 + 0 = 0
0 x 2 = 0
;D
Least you're not in the negatives HP ;)
Quote from: roo boys! on November 08, 2010, 08:50:18 PM
;D
Least you're not in the negatives HP ;)
Some people are really close to that ;D
::) No need to mention any names here Q ;)
Quote from: roo boys! on November 08, 2010, 08:57:00 PM
::) No need to mention any names here Q ;)
Yeh Yeh... ;D
;) I know you too well ;D
Quote from: roo boys! on November 08, 2010, 09:07:56 PM
;) I know you too well ;D
You just earn't yourself a little more respect! I'm very proud of you, it shows that people who study Q come out well, except I don't know how you ended up going for North ???
Quote from: Master Q on November 08, 2010, 09:10:43 PM
Quote from: roo boys! on November 08, 2010, 09:07:56 PM
;) I know you too well ;D
You just earn't yourself a little more respect! I'm very proud of you, it shows that people who study Q come out well, except I don't know how you ended up going for North ???
He tried to be different ;D.
I'm pretty sure some of the North supporters on Street Talk were ummm...'Special'...
What is my respect gauge looking like now Q? ;)
Probably better than mine :P.
If you believe the last page, that not a hard feat to accomplish :P
And once again a Carlton thread turned into a Collingwood thread. No wonder you struggle to get members. Here I was thinking it was the hilarious catch-phrases, but no, you're all closet-Collingwood supporters!
Well it turned Collingwood for a little bit, but then we just went off topic talking about Q's respect for people :P
I know Collingwood made a mistake when it mis-spelt 'Collingwoood' last year at a corporate function but I see Carlton have made a similar, yet larger error for their 2011 promotion. The graphic designer who squeezed in Bryce Gibbs next to the "No passengers" will surely never work in this town again.
Quote from: ossie85 on November 09, 2010, 06:16:57 AM
And once again a Carlton thread turned into a Collingwood thread. No wonder you struggle to get members. Here I was thinking it was the hilarious catch-phrases, but no, you're all closet-Collingwood supporters!
You were testing us Ossie, and plus, this thread was all about Collingwood :P
Quote from: Master Q on November 08, 2010, 08:37:48 PM
Quote from: roo boys! on November 08, 2010, 08:28:56 PM
Did your respect for him just double? ;)
How do you double 0 :P
0 + 0 = 0
0 x 2 = 0
see collingwood supporters would see this
0+0=0
0 x 2= 120938123891809238989013891289393
Seeing as like most Carlton threads, this is now merged into a Collingwood thread, I tell you what I see.
Collingwood are reigning Premiers and it is very very nice to be no.1
Stick that in the We're coming, cooking & carrying unfit passengers campaign!!! 8)
WE ALL KNOW CRUISE ITS NOT LIKE YOU HAVENT TALKED ABOUT IT FOR THE PAST MONTH
Just warming up BB, just warming up. ;)
Quote from: Cruiseon on November 09, 2010, 04:33:19 PM
Just warming up BB, just warming up. ;)
i know unfortunately ;)
Quote from: Cruiseon on November 09, 2010, 04:33:19 PM
Just warming up BB, just warming up. ;)
Good I'll tell Eddie, he's really excited to have you as a teacher, but he told me he wants to focus on spelling Collingwood...
ill tell ratten, he might want to reinforce the carlton motto:
WE ARE A ONE MAN TEAM!
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 09, 2010, 07:09:36 PM
ill tell ratten, he might want to reinforce the carlton motto:
WE ARE A ONE MAN TEAM!
At least we have a Quality player
s unlike Essendon.
Quote from: Master Q on November 09, 2010, 08:04:02 PM
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 09, 2010, 07:09:36 PM
ill tell ratten, he might want to reinforce the carlton motto:
WE ARE A ONE MAN TEAM!
At least we have a Quality players unlike Essendon.
At least we have more than a one man team
i think you and all carlton supporters need to understand that its the 22 on the park each week, not judd and this shamble of a mob
our best player
s are loyal unlike chris"visy"judd
If you have such a good team how come you didn't finish in the 8.
And were not a one man team, and anyway, If Carlton merged with Essendon, the only players who could safely make the 22 would be Watson and Ryder. The other 20 would all be Blue boys.
fletcher, stanton anyone?
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 09, 2010, 08:26:39 PM
fletcher, stanton anyone?
Oh ok maybe Fletcher. No way will Stanton ever make it, I rank Lucas better than him.
kane lucas?
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 09, 2010, 08:57:04 PM
kane lucas?
Yep. Young and Hard, can play Out and In, Good Kick as well.
Quote from: Master Q on November 09, 2010, 08:52:54 PM
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 09, 2010, 08:26:39 PM
fletcher, stanton anyone?
Oh ok maybe Fletcher. No way will Stanton ever make it, I rank Lucas better than him.
I don't think Stants would make their midfield either. But I wouldn't rate Lucas ahead of him either.
Watching Calton & Essendon fans slag each other off, is a bit like a whale watching two sardines try & hit each other with a small piece of seaweed.
As the North fan am I the seaweed? :P
If you took the best players from Carlton and the best players from Essendon, they still wouldn't be able to beat Collingwood!
How about this for a motto:
"We're paying Chris Judd illegally for you, help us pay his wages!"
It's accurate, not misleading, and leads to minimal disappointment.
Quote from: ossie85 on November 10, 2010, 07:24:40 AM
If you took the best players from Carlton and the best players from Essendon, they still wouldn't be able to beat Collingwood!
How about this for a motto:
"We're paying Chris Judd illegally for you, help us pay his wages!"
It's accurate, not misleading, and leads to minimal disappointment.
Hit the nail on the head os
Quote from: ossie85 on November 10, 2010, 07:24:40 AM
If you took the best players from Carlton and the best players from Essendon, they still wouldn't be able to beat Collingwood!
How about this for a motto:
"We're paying Chris Judd illegally for you, help us pay his wages!"
It's accurate, not misleading, and leads to minimal disappointment.
Ossie that's becasue if Carlton and Essendon merged, it'd still be pretty much the same team :P
essendon respects the fact that putting one player on the field isnt right though q
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 10, 2010, 04:47:39 PM
essendon respects the fact that putting one player on the field isnt right though q
Well you wouldn't be able to do it anyway. And were not a one man team, Marc Murphy is a A Grade Player. Krooze is on his way, Gibbs if he works hard, and Simpson is B+.
so ur a 5 man team then q?
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 10, 2010, 05:09:42 PM
so ur a 5 man team then q?
No team in the Comp is a 22-Man team.
And anyway, you can't forget Carrazzo, Betts, Yarran and Gartlett.
Quote from: Master Q on November 10, 2010, 05:18:43 PM
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 10, 2010, 05:09:42 PM
so ur a 5 man team then q?
No team in the Comp is a 22-Man team.
And anyway, you can't forget Carrazzo, Betts, Yarran and Gartlett.
at least some try q
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 10, 2010, 05:23:11 PM
Quote from: Master Q on November 10, 2010, 05:18:43 PM
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 10, 2010, 05:09:42 PM
so ur a 5 man team then q?
No team in the Comp is a 22-Man team.
And anyway, you can't forget Carrazzo, Betts, Yarran and Gartlett.
at least some try q
So you're saying Carlton should try and get some good players? I think every club is trying to do that?
Or are you saying they should drop a Norm-Smith, Dual Brownlow Medal winner Premiership player Gun?
Quote from: Master Q on November 10, 2010, 05:08:26 PM
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 10, 2010, 04:47:39 PM
essendon respects the fact that putting one player on the field isnt right though q
Well you wouldn't be able to do it anyway. And were not a one man team, Marc Murphy is a A Grade Player. Krooze is on his way, Gibbs if he works hard, and Simpson is B+.
Agreed, Gibbs can be amazing on his day.
Quote from: roo boys! on November 10, 2010, 06:50:11 PM
Quote from: Master Q on November 10, 2010, 05:08:26 PM
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 10, 2010, 04:47:39 PM
essendon respects the fact that putting one player on the field isnt right though q
Well you wouldn't be able to do it anyway. And were not a one man team, Marc Murphy is a A Grade Player. Krooze is on his way, Gibbs if he works hard, and Simpson is B+.
Agreed, Gibbs can be amazing on his day.
If people stop being so Harsh on him many will think that as well.
*looks at Cruise ::)
We can't be too harsh on Gibbs, he is young and lacks a quality coach.
I guess that is my cue.....
Ahh Bryce, where do we start. It is not that he isn't a good player it is just that he really is quite soft and goes missing when the going gets tough. Bryce is a very good player when everything is going to plan and the Blues have the momentum but that is not what most clubs want from their best players. It is also not the best ingredient for a good finals player if Carlton intend to win a final one day.
(is that what you after Roo boy?.....always happy to help ;))
Can I just say how disappointed I am in you Carlton guys. MQ is trying valiantly to maintain the rage all by himself. Ossie and cruis are having a great time at your expense.
Come on, some lively and quick witted response is required. Don't expect MQ to do everything. Wheres that old bluebagger spirit.
Collingwood are only a genuine target once in a blue moon, and you are letting them off.
Help MQ out will ya?
Well you see, some Carlton supporters have a life bunyip, so there not here atm, unlike Collingwood supporters who live in a Tattoo Parlour, and don't leave till there is no such thing as skin.
Not bad MQ. Keep up the good work.
Quote from: Cruiseon on November 11, 2010, 09:41:44 AM
I guess that is my cue.....
Ahh Bryce, where do we start. It is not that he isn't a good player it is just that he really is quite soft and goes missing when the going gets tough. Bryce is a very good player when everything is going to plan and the Blues have the momentum but that is not what most clubs want from their best players. It is also not the best ingredient for a good finals player if Carlton intend to win a final one day.
(is that what you after Roo boy?.....always happy to help ;))
Knew you would contribute in a similar manner to that, yeah :P
Interesting that there is no defense of Bryce, even from MQ!
So we all agree then then.
Well I agree he can be up and down, and can disappear for a while, yeah.
Quote from: Cruiseon on November 12, 2010, 11:30:55 PM
Interesting that there is no defense of Bryce, even from MQ!
So we all agree then then.
I said if we gets a little harder which could come from more Experience, everyone would think he is a Star.
I tend to agree on both sides of the argument with Gibbs but if he does develop that extra bit of hardness well look out
He's been a good SC player for me the last couple of seasons.
gibbs must love katy perry
I think he'd be more into Muse :)
Someone getting a bit jealous hey? ;)
Quote from: roo boys! on November 22, 2010, 07:55:55 AM
Someone getting a bit jealous hey? ;)
Why? Aren't You? ;).
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/sky-high-or-a-big-blue/story-e6frf9jf-1225958836881
Geez, why don't you guys just wear pink and purple pokadots or something? Show some dignity!
Bit different. Would stand out in the overcast days
Quote from: ossie85 on November 23, 2010, 09:53:28 AM
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/sky-high-or-a-big-blue/story-e6frf9jf-1225958836881
Geez, why don't you guys just wear pink and purple pokadots or something? Show some dignity
i reckon its great
Yeh nothing wrong with it imo.
Very very Sturt Football Club (who has a close afilliation with Carlton) ::)
(http://www.sandynelson.com.au/core/handlers/thumb.ashx?w=200&src=%2flib%2fJabaAppUpload%2fJec%2fProductImages%2f864%2f633796214376061490_sticker-guernsey.jpg)
I heard they ditched the Carlton emblem too in favour of this...
(http://www.clutchtees.com/images/T/Im-Not-Gay-But-My-Boyfriend-Is-Light-Blue.jpg)
Quote from: 8-6 Suited on November 27, 2010, 12:49:28 AM
I heard they ditched the Carlton emblem too in favour of this...
(http://www.clutchtees.com/images/T/Im-Not-Gay-But-My-Boyfriend-Is-Light-Blue.jpg)
Classic!
suprised u collingwood supporters can even afford a computer thought use spent all your doll payments on your memberships
ahhh the attention of other clubs starting threads in here just *deep breath* ahhh thanks guys ;D
No problem, Marcz. Someone has to do it. :P
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 09, 2010, 07:09:36 PM
ill tell ratten, he might want to reinforce the carlton motto:
WE ARE A ONE MAN TEAM!
essendon are a zero man team BB
Quote from: Cruiseon on November 12, 2010, 11:30:55 PM
Interesting that there is no defense of Bryce, even from MQ!
So we all agree then then.
HE IS TWENTY ONE YEARS OLD! Give him some time!
Quote from: Junktimer on December 14, 2010, 02:16:22 PM
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 09, 2010, 07:09:36 PM
ill tell ratten, he might want to reinforce the carlton motto:
WE ARE A ONE MAN TEAM!
essendon are a zero man team BB
Seeing as BB has given up defending us before he even started (:P), looks who's has won the most recent one between the two teams ;). Although that was a long time ago, it still stands *blows raspberries.
I still can't forget round 17 last year :'(
Quote from: Hellopplz on December 21, 2010, 12:08:28 AM
Quote from: Junktimer on December 14, 2010, 02:16:22 PM
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on November 09, 2010, 07:09:36 PM
ill tell ratten, he might want to reinforce the carlton motto:
WE ARE A ONE MAN TEAM!
essendon are a zero man team BB
Seeing as BB has given up defending us before he even started (:P), looks who's has won the most recent one between the two teams ;). Although that was a long time ago, it still stands *blows raspberries.
Is that all you have HP? Don't worry, you don't have to reply, as I know that it actually is all you have :D
Lol sorry Dom. At least we can beat the saints :P
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on December 21, 2010, 03:43:33 PM
Lol sorry Dom. At least we can beat the saints :P
At least we can beat teams that aren't better than us.
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on December 21, 2010, 03:43:33 PM
Lol sorry Dom. At least we can beat the saints :P
that didnt get you to the finals :P
I better not chip in, wait until we win the Granny in a few years :P
Quote from: roo boys! on December 21, 2010, 07:17:54 PM
I better not chip in, wait until we win the Granny in a few years :P
when 2070 :P
Quote from: pyronerd on December 21, 2010, 07:18:56 PM
Quote from: roo boys! on December 21, 2010, 07:17:54 PM
I better not chip in, wait until we win the Granny in a few years :P
when 2070 :P
59 Years after Carlton win the Granny ;D
Swallow will be 83 by then, in his prime 8)
Quote from: pyronerd on December 21, 2010, 07:48:16 PM
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on December 21, 2010, 07:44:57 PM
Quote from: Master Q on December 21, 2010, 07:21:36 PM
Quote from: pyronerd on December 21, 2010, 07:18:56 PM
Quote from: roo boys! on December 21, 2010, 07:17:54 PM
I better not chip in, wait until we win the Granny in a few years :P
when 2070 :P
59 Years after Carlton win the Granny ;D
you know he said 2070
yeah i didnt say 2170 :P
Pyro the difference between Carlton and St.Kilda is that we will have 17 Premierships soon, unlike St.Kilda who will have to rebuild soon.
St Kilda also have 1 premiership and the most wooden spoons
Carlton would be premiership certainties except for one thing...
.... they can't win finals.
Admitedly, a surmountible challenge. The hope of other finalists doing a Steve Bradbury. But you never know.
In seriousness though, who was the last premier who didn't have recent finals success?
2010: Collingwood Prelims in 2007, 2009
2009: Geelong Premiers 2007, Granny 2008
2008: Hawthorn, Won a final in 2007
2007: Geelong, didn't make finals in 2006, but 2005 were extremely close to PF
2006: West Coast, Granny 2005
2005: Sydney, Finals success the previous few seasons (I think...)
2004: Port Adelaide, Prelim in 2003
2003: Brisbane - Premiers 01, 02
2002: Brisbane - Premiers 01
2001: Brisbane - Finals success in 2000
2000: Essendon - Prelim 99
1999: North - Premiers 96, bunch of prelims...
1998: Adelaide - Premiers 97
1997: Adelaide... Are they the last ones?
So by recent history, you would think Carlton are a couple away at least
i agree, i think that we have to make at least a semi or preferably a prelim before we can go talking about the flag.
for me, this year is a fail if we dont make the semi final
Quote from: Junktimer on December 22, 2010, 11:51:40 AM
i agree, i think that we have to make at least a semi or preferably a prelim before we can go talking about the flag.
for me, this next year is a fail if we dont make the semi final
Quote from: naste on December 22, 2010, 12:03:24 PM
Quote from: Junktimer on December 22, 2010, 11:51:40 AM
i agree, i think that we have to make at least a semi or preferably a prelim before we can go talking about the flag.
for me, this next year is a fail if we dont make the semi final
Maybe he's preparing for 9 Days time?
Just a play on words as you see it quite often.
Not one minor final win in 10 years, ouch that must hurt!
I mean winning a single final is not even a great achievement but to not win one since the millenium bug was big news and the 9/11 bombings is extraordinary.
What else has happened in the last 10 years? I see a new band called Coldplay released their first album, Savage Garden were still in the charts & Britney had her first hit.
Carlton's last final win in 2001.
Since then (2002 onwards) this is how many finals each team have won:
Collingwood: 11.5
Geelong: 11
Brisbane: 9
Sydney: 9
Port Adelaide: 8
St. Kilda: 7.5
Adelaide: 5
West Coast: 5
Hawthorn: 4
Western Bulldogs: 4
Essendon: 3
Fremantle: 2
Melbourne: 2
North Melbourne: 1
Richmond: 0
Carlton: 0
Can they do it this year?
(surprised the Pies top that list actually)
Wow Oss, great work.
It's a lovely ladder.
You sure are a stat monkey Oss ;)