Poll
Question:
Do you wipe sitting or standing?
Option 1: Sit
votes: 30
Option 2: Stand
votes: 27
well, this has been an eye opening night for me, because tonight I found out that some people stand up to 'clean themselves'
this caught me totally off guard because I didn't even know standing was an option... but apparently it is
so I ask, do you sit or stand to wipe?
The Wipe Debate: Sitters Vs. Standers (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GtoHgdue5LA)
Hahaha, didn't even realise standing was an option :o
(http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n624/Grazz64/smiley-toilet09_zps9263d305.gif) (http://s1143.photobucket.com/user/Grazz64/media/smiley-toilet09_zps9263d305.gif.html)
Standers seriously need a lobotomy or something that's pretty flowering weird
Wow.. Didn't wanna go into too much detail but I can't help but wonder, wouldn't standing cause more of a mess as the cheeks are then pressed together? Never mind, I don't wanna know the answer to that haha!
Quote from: quinny88 on August 28, 2015, 12:54:30 AM
Wow.. Didn't wanna go into to much detail but I can't help but wonder, wouldn't standing cause more of a mess as the cheeks are then pressed together? Never mind I don't wanna know the answer to that haha!
yeah that's the first thing that came to my mind as well. but I guess if they're used to it, they know how to keep it clean. I dunno :o
Mostly sit, BUT if @ work & away from the nearest sitter, drive of into the sunset & hang of the Bullbar. Just got to be wary of tourists.
When I went to India the first time, you do neither :P. You squat and clean using a bucket of water at your disposal.
so far we've got 11 sitters and 9 standers... I can't believe this
Quote from: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 12:03:06 PM
When I went to India the first time, you do neither :P. You squat and clean using a bucket of water at your disposal.
Can confirm.
Didn't realise standing was a thing either.
Is laying down an option?
Quote from: Bill Manspeaker on August 28, 2015, 12:57:26 AM
Quote from: quinny88 on August 28, 2015, 12:54:30 AM
Wow.. Didn't wanna go into to much detail but I can't help but wonder, wouldn't standing cause more of a mess as the cheeks are then pressed together? Never mind I don't wanna know the answer to that haha!
yeah that's the first thing that came to my mind as well. but I guess if they're used to it, they know how to keep it clean. I dunno :o
You have more freedom of movement and can get in there fine at the right angles.
I'm not fussed that people sit, it's in the scheme of things not a big deal :P
The cheeks thing just does my head in.
Quote from: elephants on August 28, 2015, 07:38:22 PM
The cheeks thing just does my head in.
you lean forward in like a half squat, keeps them well apart.
There a Doctorate in this somewhere. C'mon BM, off to uni. Major study. Major toilet roll company sponsorship. We will have to call you Doctor ;D
I actually think I could do a combination of both after hearing Zips explanation
Always been a stander and to be honest didn't know sitting was a thing! Currently hoeing into bulk fibre so I can try this out ASAP
Standing takes the lead :o.
This has become quite the debate, I love it.
Had no idea this would be 50/50
Quote from: Big Mac on August 28, 2015, 09:33:04 PM
Had no idea this would be 50/50
same man! this has honestly blown my mind. like I said in the coaches section, this is a big moment in my life
Quote from: T Dog on August 28, 2015, 07:44:51 PM
There a Doctorate in this somewhere. C'mon BM, off to uni. Major study. Major toilet roll company sponsorship. We will have to call you Doctor ;D
hahaha and I forgot about this, read it earlier and was in stitches. still smiling writing this
Quote from: roo boys! on August 28, 2015, 09:09:35 PM
Always been a stander and to be honest didn't know sitting was a thing! Currently hoeing into bulk fibre so I can try this out ASAP
I also didn't know guys sit. I have always stood for as long as I can remember!
PS Standing has taken the lead #standupforstanding
Quote from: Spite on August 28, 2015, 11:36:28 PM
Quote from: roo boys! on August 28, 2015, 09:09:35 PM
Always been a stander and to be honest didn't know sitting was a thing! Currently hoeing into bulk fibre so I can try this out ASAP
I also didn't know guys sit. I have always stood for as long as I can remember!
PS Standing has taken the lead #standupforstanding
(https://ionegiantmag.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/undertakerlosing.jpg?w=630&h=378)
WHAT IS GOING ON!! COME ON SITTERS!!!!!
Quote from: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 09:30:58 PM
Standing takes the lead :o.
How is this possible. :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow. ???
Do you stand while pooping as well, or just the wiping?
Quote from: Grazz on August 29, 2015, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 09:30:58 PM
Standing takes the lead :o.
How is this possible. :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow. ???
Make sure there's enough room to squat or otherwise you'll have to stand. :P
Standing has well and truly taken the lead now. I feel like this is something I need to try
Thought this was a Nails post.
Haha, just saw this. I'm a proud stander, didn't know any different whether thats what I was taught or I just figured out myself it was more comfortable…how the hell do you sit and do it, lol!
Quote from: Big Mac on August 29, 2015, 10:53:47 AM
Standing has well and truly taken the lead now. I feel like this is something I need to try
I told HP that I was gonna try it, but when it came time to stand up... I couldn't do it. direct quote from my brain; "not a flowerin chance"
all my mates sit, my family sits. yeah I asked everyone. that's how into this I am
Quote from: Grazz on August 29, 2015, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 09:30:58 PM
Standing takes the lead :o.
How is this possible. :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow. ???
technically if your in the minority your the wierdo
Quote from: Kellogscrunchynut on August 29, 2015, 10:55:35 AM
Thought this was a Nails post.
Honestly would have thought it was as well if I didn't see Kyle's post in the other thread before he made this haha.
Keeps great and small on the endless round
Haha if you sit you get splash, if you stand you get splatter. Either way if it don't pay rent, evict it.
22 votes each. How? This world is crazy if half the population stands.
Quote from: Atto on August 31, 2015, 10:44:22 AM
22 votes each. How? This world is crazy if half the population stands.
hahaha i know, i had no idea that people stand. But with the votes even, i now wonder, which is the crazy half?
I asked some people I thought I knew well and they all said stand.
I dont know what to believe anymore.
Quote from: elephants on August 31, 2015, 12:06:57 PM
I asked some people I thought I knew well and they all said stand.
I dont know what to believe anymore.
I feel like this kind of information can destroy a lot of friendships
Quote from: elephants on August 31, 2015, 12:06:57 PM
I asked some people I thought I knew well and they all said stand.
I dont know what to believe anymore.
haha feels like you're goin insane hey
I feel like I see the world differently now..
I'm taking this topic to the real world, I need to know whether I need to kill some friendships.
How is this poll deadlocked?
Surely people are standing up and trolling us...
I can honestly say that my dad is a stander though. Mentally scarred from when I was a little kid and I walked in...
So a mate said... and I quote "if it is the cause of saving the world then yes....Standing :P not even sure how one can sit tbf".
I almost died.
To rectify our friendship, he wants to shout me a movie since he's got vouchers. :P
just posting so kyle gets his hopes up that i revealed how i wipe lol
Obviously kb just doesn't wipe.
god dammit kb
Quote from: Bill Manspeaker on August 31, 2015, 03:30:56 PM
god dammit kb
ok the truth is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsTIBpoq73I
Quote from: kilbluff1985 on August 31, 2015, 03:36:26 PM
Quote from: Bill Manspeaker on August 31, 2015, 03:30:56 PM
god dammit kb
ok the truth is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsTIBpoq73I
you have an old man teaching you how to wax your ass?
Just evened it for the sitters :). On porta-loos at building sites, I've sorta had to stand, because I reckon the standers lose sense of direction. Surely us sitters can't miss :o
Quote from: Holz on August 29, 2015, 12:03:20 PM
Quote from: Grazz on August 29, 2015, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 09:30:58 PM
Standing takes the lead :o.
How is this possible. :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow. ???
technically if your in the minority your the wierdo
Flower :(
Quote from: Grazz on September 02, 2015, 01:27:34 AM
Quote from: Holz on August 29, 2015, 12:03:20 PM
Quote from: Grazz on August 29, 2015, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 09:30:58 PM
Standing takes the lead :o.
How is this possible. :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow. ???
technically if your in the minority your the wierdo
Flower :(
never fear, sitting has taken the lead!
Quote from: GoLions on August 29, 2015, 01:53:39 AM
Do you stand while pooping as well, or just the wiping?
After being in Singapore and Europe have to also add squat. ;)
Quote from: Kellogscrunchynut on August 29, 2015, 10:55:35 AM
Thought this was a Nails post.
No crunchynuts should appear in this thread.
What a crappy thread.
I grew up a stander but have got lazy in my old age.
What a lovely digital footprint to make....will I regret posting this? will this be the way I am best remembered? will it appear on my tombstone? Oh the dilemma! :)
Quote from: enzedder on August 20, 2016, 07:40:11 PM
Quote from: Kellogscrunchynut on August 29, 2015, 10:55:35 AM
Thought this was a Nails post.
No crunchynuts should appear in this thread.
What a crappy thread.
I grew up a stander but have got lazy in my old age.
What a lovely digital footprint to make....will I regret posting this? will this be the way I am best remembered? will it appear on my tombstone? Oh the dilemma! :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdWuoweIJek;D
you risk taker you ;)
Quote from: enzedder on August 20, 2016, 07:40:11 PM
Quote from: Kellogscrunchynut on August 29, 2015, 10:55:35 AM
Thought this was a Nails post.
No crunchynuts should appear in this thread.
What a crappy thread.
I grew up a stander but have got lazy in my old age.
What a lovely digital footprint to make....will I regret posting this? will this be the way I am best remembered? will it appear on my tombstone? Oh the dilemma! :)
I only discuss important matters :P
Just thought I'd bump this thread after the topic came up again today.
Quote from: Nige on July 04, 2018, 06:24:55 PM
Just thought I'd bump this thread after the topic came up again today.
holy shower (no pun intended) this was 3 years ago... where does the time go
where did people sit (or stand, pun intended) in this? what was the majority?
edit: nevermind I get what ya mean now :P