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Poll
Question: Do you wipe sitting or standing?
Option 1: Sit votes: 30
Option 2: Stand votes: 27
Title: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 27, 2015, 11:21:20 PM
well, this has been an eye opening night for me, because tonight I found out that some people stand up to 'clean themselves'

this caught me totally off guard because I didn't even know standing was an option... but apparently it is

so I ask, do you sit or stand to wipe?


The Wipe Debate: Sitters Vs. Standers (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GtoHgdue5LA)
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: TomK on August 27, 2015, 11:23:18 PM
Hahaha, didn't even realise standing was an option :o
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Grazz on August 27, 2015, 11:29:02 PM
(http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n624/Grazz64/smiley-toilet09_zps9263d305.gif) (http://s1143.photobucket.com/user/Grazz64/media/smiley-toilet09_zps9263d305.gif.html)
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Jukes on August 28, 2015, 12:49:52 AM
Standers seriously need a lobotomy or something that's pretty flowering weird
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: quinny88 on August 28, 2015, 12:54:30 AM
Wow.. Didn't wanna go into too much detail but I can't help but wonder, wouldn't standing cause more of a mess as the cheeks are then pressed together? Never mind, I don't wanna know the answer to that haha!
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 28, 2015, 12:57:26 AM
Quote from: quinny88 on August 28, 2015, 12:54:30 AM
Wow.. Didn't wanna go into to much detail but I can't help but wonder, wouldn't standing cause more of a mess as the cheeks are then pressed together? Never mind I don't wanna know the answer to that haha!

yeah that's the first thing that came to my mind as well. but I guess if they're used to it, they know how to keep it clean. I dunno  :o
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: nas on August 28, 2015, 08:54:15 AM
Mostly sit, BUT if @ work & away from the nearest sitter, drive of into the sunset & hang of the Bullbar. Just got to be wary of tourists.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 12:03:06 PM
When I went to India the first time, you do neither :P. You squat and clean using a bucket of water at your disposal.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 28, 2015, 04:36:05 PM
so far we've got 11 sitters and 9 standers... I can't believe this
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Nige on August 28, 2015, 04:54:04 PM
Quote from: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 12:03:06 PM
When I went to India the first time, you do neither :P. You squat and clean using a bucket of water at your disposal.
Can confirm.

Didn't realise standing was a thing either.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Pkbaldy on August 28, 2015, 04:58:14 PM
Is laying down an option?
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Ziplock on August 28, 2015, 07:37:14 PM
Quote from: Bill Manspeaker on August 28, 2015, 12:57:26 AM
Quote from: quinny88 on August 28, 2015, 12:54:30 AM
Wow.. Didn't wanna go into to much detail but I can't help but wonder, wouldn't standing cause more of a mess as the cheeks are then pressed together? Never mind I don't wanna know the answer to that haha!

yeah that's the first thing that came to my mind as well. but I guess if they're used to it, they know how to keep it clean. I dunno  :o

You have more freedom of movement and can get in there fine at the right angles.

I'm not fussed that people sit, it's in the scheme of things not a big deal :P
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: elephants on August 28, 2015, 07:38:22 PM
The cheeks thing just does my head in.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Ziplock on August 28, 2015, 07:43:03 PM
Quote from: elephants on August 28, 2015, 07:38:22 PM
The cheeks thing just does my head in.
you lean forward in like a half squat, keeps them well apart.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: T Dog on August 28, 2015, 07:44:51 PM
There a Doctorate in this somewhere. C'mon BM, off to uni. Major study. Major toilet roll company sponsorship. We will have to call you Doctor  ;D
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: elephants on August 28, 2015, 07:47:15 PM
I actually think I could do a combination of both after hearing Zips explanation
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: roo boys! on August 28, 2015, 09:09:35 PM
Always been a stander and to be honest didn't know sitting was a thing! Currently hoeing into bulk fibre so I can try this out ASAP
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 09:30:58 PM
Standing takes the lead :o.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Nige on August 28, 2015, 09:32:04 PM
This has become quite the debate, I love it.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Big Mac on August 28, 2015, 09:33:04 PM
Had no idea this would be 50/50
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 28, 2015, 11:19:32 PM
Quote from: Big  Mac on August 28, 2015, 09:33:04 PM
Had no idea this would be 50/50

same man! this has honestly blown my mind. like I said in the coaches section, this is a big moment in my life
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 28, 2015, 11:25:26 PM
Quote from: T Dog on August 28, 2015, 07:44:51 PM
There a Doctorate in this somewhere. C'mon BM, off to uni. Major study. Major toilet roll company sponsorship. We will have to call you Doctor  ;D

hahaha and I forgot about this, read it earlier and was in stitches. still smiling writing this
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Spite on August 28, 2015, 11:36:28 PM
Quote from: roo boys! on August 28, 2015, 09:09:35 PM
Always been a stander and to be honest didn't know sitting was a thing! Currently hoeing into bulk fibre so I can try this out ASAP

I also didn't know guys sit. I have always stood for as long as I can remember!

PS Standing has taken the lead #standupforstanding
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 28, 2015, 11:51:19 PM
Quote from: Spite on August 28, 2015, 11:36:28 PM
Quote from: roo boys! on August 28, 2015, 09:09:35 PM
Always been a stander and to be honest didn't know sitting was a thing! Currently hoeing into bulk fibre so I can try this out ASAP

I also didn't know guys sit. I have always stood for as long as I can remember!

PS Standing has taken the lead #standupforstanding
(https://ionegiantmag.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/undertakerlosing.jpg?w=630&h=378)

WHAT IS GOING ON!! COME ON SITTERS!!!!!
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Grazz on August 29, 2015, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 09:30:58 PM
Standing takes the lead :o.

How is this possible.  :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow.  ???
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: GoLions on August 29, 2015, 01:53:39 AM
Do you stand while pooping as well, or just the wiping?
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: DazBurg on August 29, 2015, 10:08:53 AM
Quote from: Ziplock on August 28, 2015, 07:43:03 PM
Quote from: elephants on August 28, 2015, 07:38:22 PM
The cheeks thing just does my head in.
you lean forward in like a half squat, keeps them well apart.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: nas on August 29, 2015, 10:22:14 AM
Quote from: Grazz on August 29, 2015, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 09:30:58 PM
Standing takes the lead :o.

How is this possible.  :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow.  ???

Make sure there's enough room to squat or otherwise you'll have to stand.  :P
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Big Mac on August 29, 2015, 10:53:47 AM
Standing has well and truly taken the lead now. I feel like this is something I need to try
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Kellogscrunchynut on August 29, 2015, 10:55:35 AM
Thought this was a Nails post.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: jvalles69 on August 29, 2015, 11:36:10 AM
Haha, just saw this.  I'm a proud stander, didn't know any different whether thats what I was taught or I just figured out myself it was more comfortable…how the hell do you sit and do it, lol!
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 29, 2015, 11:37:38 AM
Quote from: Big  Mac on August 29, 2015, 10:53:47 AM
Standing has well and truly taken the lead now. I feel like this is something I need to try

I told HP that I was gonna try it, but when it came time to stand up... I couldn't do it. direct quote from my brain; "not a flowerin chance"

all my mates sit, my family sits. yeah I asked everyone. that's how into this I am
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Holz on August 29, 2015, 12:03:20 PM
Quote from: Grazz on August 29, 2015, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 09:30:58 PM
Standing takes the lead :o.

How is this possible.  :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow.  ???

technically if your in the minority your the wierdo
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Nige on August 29, 2015, 12:15:36 PM
Quote from: Kellogscrunchynut on August 29, 2015, 10:55:35 AM
Thought this was a Nails post.
Honestly would have thought it was as well if I didn't see Kyle's post in the other thread before he made this haha.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: GoLions on August 30, 2015, 01:19:46 AM
Keeps great and small on the endless round
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: nas on August 30, 2015, 08:16:18 PM
Haha if you sit you get splash, if you stand you get splatter. Either way if it don't pay rent, evict it.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Atto on August 31, 2015, 10:44:22 AM
22 votes each. How? This world is crazy if half the population stands.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: iZander on August 31, 2015, 10:50:24 AM
Quote from: Atto on August 31, 2015, 10:44:22 AM
22 votes each. How? This world is crazy if half the population stands.
hahaha i know, i had no idea that people stand. But with the votes even, i now wonder, which is the crazy half?
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: elephants on August 31, 2015, 12:06:57 PM
I asked some people I thought I knew well and they all said stand.

I dont know what to believe anymore.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: iZander on August 31, 2015, 12:23:46 PM
Quote from: elephants on August 31, 2015, 12:06:57 PM
I asked some people I thought I knew well and they all said stand.

I dont know what to believe anymore.

I feel like this kind of information can destroy a lot of friendships
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 31, 2015, 12:27:53 PM
Quote from: elephants on August 31, 2015, 12:06:57 PM
I asked some people I thought I knew well and they all said stand.

I dont know what to believe anymore.

haha feels like you're goin insane hey
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Jay on August 31, 2015, 12:33:35 PM
I feel like I see the world differently now..
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Nige on August 31, 2015, 12:36:08 PM
I'm taking this topic to the real world, I need to know whether I need to kill some friendships.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Memphistopheles on August 31, 2015, 01:30:51 PM
How is this poll deadlocked?

Surely people are standing up and trolling us...

I can honestly say that my dad is a stander though. Mentally scarred from when I was a little kid and I walked in...
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Nige on August 31, 2015, 02:31:55 PM
So a mate said... and I quote "if it is the cause of saving the world then yes....Standing :P not even sure how one can sit tbf".

I almost died.

To rectify our friendship, he wants to shout me a movie since he's got vouchers.  :P
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: kilbluff1985 on August 31, 2015, 02:52:11 PM
just posting so kyle gets his hopes up that i revealed how i wipe lol
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: elephants on August 31, 2015, 02:58:35 PM
Obviously kb just doesn't wipe.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: kilbluff1985 on August 31, 2015, 03:03:59 PM
Quote from: elephants on August 31, 2015, 02:58:35 PM
Obviously kb just doesn't wipe.

man diapers :P
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: nas on August 31, 2015, 03:23:13 PM
Quote from: kilbluff1985 on August 31, 2015, 03:03:59 PM
Quote from: elephants on August 31, 2015, 02:58:35 PM
Obviously kb just doesn't wipe.

man diapers :P

Depends? Ringo may have some spares.  :P
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 31, 2015, 03:30:56 PM
god dammit kb
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: kilbluff1985 on August 31, 2015, 03:36:26 PM
Quote from: Bill Manspeaker on August 31, 2015, 03:30:56 PM
god dammit kb

ok the truth is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsTIBpoq73I
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 31, 2015, 03:40:43 PM
Quote from: kilbluff1985 on August 31, 2015, 03:36:26 PM
Quote from: Bill Manspeaker on August 31, 2015, 03:30:56 PM
god dammit kb

ok the truth is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsTIBpoq73I

you have an old man teaching you how to wax your ass?
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Dudge on September 01, 2015, 07:23:45 AM
Just evened it for the sitters :). On porta-loos at building sites, I've sorta had to stand, because I reckon the standers lose sense of direction. Surely us sitters can't miss :o
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Grazz on September 02, 2015, 01:27:34 AM
Quote from: Holz on August 29, 2015, 12:03:20 PM
Quote from: Grazz on August 29, 2015, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 09:30:58 PM
Standing takes the lead :o.

How is this possible.  :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow.  ???

technically if your in the minority your the wierdo

Flower  :(
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on September 02, 2015, 01:45:33 AM
Quote from: Grazz on September 02, 2015, 01:27:34 AM
Quote from: Holz on August 29, 2015, 12:03:20 PM
Quote from: Grazz on August 29, 2015, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Hellopplz on August 28, 2015, 09:30:58 PM
Standing takes the lead :o.

How is this possible.  :o
More wierdo's out there than I ever imagined. :P
Im building a bunker starting tomorrow.  ???

technically if your in the minority your the wierdo

Flower  :(
never fear, sitting has taken the lead!
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: GoLions on August 20, 2016, 06:58:26 PM
Quote from: GoLions on August 29, 2015, 01:53:39 AM
Do you stand while pooping as well, or just the wiping?
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Ringo on August 20, 2016, 07:00:16 PM
After being in Singapore and Europe have to also add squat.  ;)
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: enzedder on August 20, 2016, 07:40:11 PM
Quote from: Kellogscrunchynut on August 29, 2015, 10:55:35 AM
Thought this was a Nails post.
No crunchynuts should appear in this thread.
What a crappy thread.
I grew up a stander but have got lazy in my old age.
What a lovely digital footprint to make....will I regret posting this? will this be the way I am best remembered? will it appear on my tombstone? Oh the dilemma! :)
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: T Dog on August 20, 2016, 09:39:55 PM
Quote from: enzedder on August 20, 2016, 07:40:11 PM
Quote from: Kellogscrunchynut on August 29, 2015, 10:55:35 AM
Thought this was a Nails post.
No crunchynuts should appear in this thread.
What a crappy thread.
I grew up a stander but have got lazy in my old age.
What a lovely digital footprint to make....will I regret posting this? will this be the way I am best remembered? will it appear on my tombstone? Oh the dilemma! :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdWuoweIJek;D

you risk taker you  ;)
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on August 21, 2016, 05:00:30 PM
Quote from: enzedder on August 20, 2016, 07:40:11 PM
Quote from: Kellogscrunchynut on August 29, 2015, 10:55:35 AM
Thought this was a Nails post.
No crunchynuts should appear in this thread.
What a crappy thread.
I grew up a stander but have got lazy in my old age.
What a lovely digital footprint to make....will I regret posting this? will this be the way I am best remembered? will it appear on my tombstone? Oh the dilemma! :)
I only discuss important matters :P
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Nige on July 04, 2018, 06:24:55 PM
Just thought I'd bump this thread after the topic came up again today.
Title: Re: Sit or Stand?
Post by: Bill Manspeaker on July 04, 2018, 07:17:16 PM
Quote from: Nige on July 04, 2018, 06:24:55 PM
Just thought I'd bump this thread after the topic came up again today.
holy shower (no pun intended) this was 3 years ago... where does the time go

where did people sit (or stand, pun intended) in this? what was the majority?

edit: nevermind I get what ya mean now :P