WXV Trade Confabulation 2018

[GoLions]

It's far too quiet in here


Pacific are pie

New York have no idea

GL is the worst coach in the league

Yeah look, hard to deny any of this. Fair hit, play on.

Yeah nah yeahh nahh yeahhh

[RaisyDaisy]

Funny coincidence it's Pacific vs New York this week

No Ryder for us so it's back to OOP ruck and HGA against

UTM would be loving that

[meow meow]

Pacific are pie

Piecific

[JBs-Hawks]

It's far too quiet in here


Pacific are pie

New York have no idea

GL is the worst coach in the league

Don't forget meows compo!

[Holz]

Pacific are pie

Piecific

Islanders are good but they havent earnt that title.

Pieo Jaguars

Mexico City Pies

Sau Pielo Pumas

[meow meow]

Pacific trade: Jamie Elliot + NAT #27 (on trade for Clay Smith RIP)
Christchurch trade: Devon Smith

cows

Compo

[meow meow]

Rio de Janeiro trade: Pick 84
Christchurch trade: Jed Anderson + Pick 80

OMG. Absolute disgrace.


New York trade: Tom $cully + Jake Stringer
Christchurch trade: Bryce Gibbs, Pick 26 + Pick 32

Sold me a dud who hasn't played all year and an overhyped dud, while taking the heart and soul of our club hostage so they can extort me later. Absolute disgrace.


Cairo trade: Rupert Wills
Christchurch trade: Daniel McKenzie + Pick 44

McKenzie alone is 20x better than Rupert Wills, if he even exists. But of course I have to add a pick on top. Absolute disgrace.


Buenos Aires trade: Pick 19 + Pick 20
Christchurch trade: Pick 21, Pick 23 + Pick 25

Buenos Aires trade: Pick 19, Pick 20 + Rookie Pick 1
Christchurch trade: Pick 21, Pick 23 + Pick 25
First trade gets rejected, second one passes all because of one of the most useless picks ever. Absolute disgrace.


Christchurch trade: Will Hoskin-Elliott
Tokyo trade: Jack Redden
Well flower me, a fair trade. Boomz may not be around much but at least he doesn't have time to be a criminal like the rest of you.



Christchurch trade: Jake Lever
Berlin trade: Tom Liberatore
The dictator sold me a dud who immediately did his ACL. Not only that but he's older, and averaged the same even though he's a mere middle of the pack mid while Lever was pushing premo defender status. Absolute disgrace.


Seoul trade: Tom Langdon
Christchurch trade: Pick 8 + Pick 18
Yeah, Tom Langdon is worth two first round picks. Righto. Absolute disgrace.


Christchurch trade: Chris Masten
Buenos Aires trade: Michael Rischitelli
Their averages are about 30ppg apart, and guess who gave up the better, younger one? Regulation disgrace.


Christchurch trade: Shaun Higgins + Pick 49
New York trade: Heath Shaw + Lewis Young
Higgo is pretty much the best player around these days, while Naughton has taken Young's spot so he'll never be back. Shaw has been okay but not on HigGOAT's level. Not even a disgrace really.


New Delhi trade: Marc Murphy
Christchurch trade: Jack Redden + Pick 26
One guy missed half the season injured, averages less, is older. Have a guess which one? Of course I have to throw in the 2nd round pick on top of that too. Absolute disgrace.


Rio de Janeiro trade: Jackson Ramsay
Christchurch trade: Pick 48
Gets delisted immediately. Nice.





That's just last year!!! It looks like a successful year in comparison to the earlier year though.

Conclusion: COMPO.

[meow meow]

Pacific trade: Jamie Elliot + NAT #27 (on trade for Clay Smith RIP)
Christchurch trade: Devon Smith

cows

Compo

And lets not forget that Elliott was on-traded for some shower that ended up becoming Jobe Watson, who then got suspended. Only reason I had Jobe was because the original on-trade involved McKernan and Stefan got blocked by you cretins. Ask Levi if he'd rather keep pick 12 and play an OOP ruck over a 78 average ruckman. I should have Stefan Martin, not flower all. Absolute disgrace.

[meow meow]

Devon Smith to Elliott and change
Elliott and some picks and change for pick 2
McKernan for pick 12
2 and 12 for Stefan

Stefan at Christchurch for 3 seasons, including the current 108 average season.

Stef will play on next year, probably average over 100 too. That'll make it four 100+ seasons that I am owed in compensation. From next year onwards I am going to name Compo at D4 and that's an auto 100 that we're scoring that week, for the next four seasons. I'll take that and an apology from you all as compensation and we'll move on.

[RaisyDaisy]

Can't believe you left out the one we're you gave us Langford and Steele and we gave you Gibbs

[meow meow]

Can't believe you left out the one we're you gave us Langford and Steele and we gave you Gibbs lol

There's 100's more. I don't have 17 hours to list ALL the atrocities.

[meow meow]

Compo on the table. Laird is the only other Defender that is likely to average over 100 for the next 4 seasons so it's pretty valuable. Get your offers in now.

[GoLions]

Looks like you should just trade with me then tbh meow

[meow meow]

Looks like you should just trade with me then tbh meow

You weren't a coach when the McKernan injustice went down so I can't blame you. Plus you make me purr like a walrus.
Just to recap. Langdon and his 74 average are worth picks 8 and 18 but McKernan and his 78 average in the ruck of all positions isn't worth pick 12. Ha!. Compo and his 100 average for the next 4 years isn't quite what I have missed out on but it'll do.

[Levi434]

McKernan for Pick 12 was negged. Ok that may be considered "fair" depending who you ask.

So what was the renegotiated trade?

McKernan for pick 56.

Conclusion: COMPO.