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Title: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on January 16, 2012, 02:11:41 AM
As hawka26 was sitting down with his family he heard the sounds of Dave Grohl's loud voice accompanied with loud guitar riffs and crashing symbols and bashing drums, It was his phone ringing and it was an unrecognised phone number before he answered the phone he wasn't thinking this phone call would change his life but it did, A Dutch board member of the Bulgarian Euro15s team had been in talks for weeks , The club kept on being thrown around with coaches becoming unreliable, there were fears the club would have to pull out of the comp just 2 short months from the season. However this great man prevented it behind close doors  , Samson Heitinga had organised a club from scratch in a few short weeks. Heitinga was impressed by hawka26's coaching ability while being a senior assistant with the the LaHug lead Belarus Bison and hawka26 was delighted to accept the calling and thus began the start of the newest team the Dutch Dinos

And so the new Euro 15 team is here with an exciting list ready to push for glory with Hawka and assistant Pyronerd!

*LOGO*


The Dutch Dino's will play out of Amsterdam Arena the countries biggest stadium after signing a deal with Ajax football club

(http://www.theoffside.com/files/2009/04/ajax_26320_569579.jpg)

SPONSORS
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-18p_6_fE3Zs/TZXCUM7Eh4I/AAAAAAAAAkU/a4YEtNCdX-s/s1600/heineken.jpg)

Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on January 16, 2012, 02:12:15 AM
PRESS RELEASES AND CONFERENCES AND NEWS

Press Release-Monday the 16th of January
Hello everyone i am as shocked as anyone about the events of today. I started today as senior assistant of the Belarus Bison and i ended it as head coach of the the new Dutch franchise The Dutch Dino's. I was unaware of this as most other people.But i am delighted to be the coach.I feel sorry for the lads who have been forced to relocate from Bulgaria to the Netherlands but I am told the players knew weeks ago.I understand i have a tough job with the season fast approaching but i am very confident we can challenge for a flag.I would also would like to thank LaHug he gave me my first Euro gig as his assistant and then head coach while he was on holidays. Without this i don't think i would be here as coach of this club.I cant wait to start making great history with this club and look forward to later today were i will meet most of the players for the first time
Thank you


Major Sponsors announced- Monday the 16th of January
hawka26 is pleased to announce the first major sponsor jumping on board the Dutch Dino's
Dutch Brewing company
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmO8q9xjtm5E2HrWNikrCEjS4ZuCX221BYQqguw1J790MrOiqBdQ)
has signed on as our major sponsor
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on January 16, 2012, 02:13:33 AM
PLAYING SQUAD

#1  Nathan Vardy (Ruck)
#2  Micheal Johnson (Defender)
#3  Cale Hooker (Defender)
#4  Matt Buntine (Defender)
#5  Brad Crouch (Midfield)
#6  Jack Viney (Midfield)
#7  James Gwilt (Defender)
#8  Joe Daniher (Forward)
#9  Isaac Smith (Midfield)
#10 Josh Martin (Midfield)
#11 Justin Westhoff (Forward)
#12 Stephen Milne (Forward)
#13 Dominic Cassisi (Midfield)
#14 Rhys Palmer (Midfield)
#15 Lachie Whitfield (Midfield)
#16 Andrew Embely (Midfield)
#17 Todd Banfield (Forward)
#18 Zac Dawson (Defender)
#19 Brett Goodes (Midfield/Defender)
#20 Josh Hill (Forward)
#21 Cameron O'Shea (Defender)
#22 Michael Firrito (Defender)
#23
#24 Ed Curnow (Midfield)
#25 John Butcher (Forward)
#26 The Coach
#27 David Ellard (Midfield)
#28 Jeff Gartlett (Forward)
#29 Murray Newman (Midfield)/Rookie
#30 Lachie Plowman (Defender)
#31 Jason Winderlich (Forward)
#32 Tim O’Brien (Forward)/Rookie
#33  Brad Hill (Midfield)
#34 Rory Taggert (Midfield)/Rookie
#35 James Sellar (Fwd/Defender)
#36 Jack hombsch (Defender)
#37 Tanner Smith (Defender)
#38 Jake Stringer (Forward)
#39 Dan Currie (Ruck)
#40 Taylor Garner (Forward)/Rookie
#41 Brodie Murdoch (Defender)/Rookie
#42 Hayden Crozier (Forward)
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on January 16, 2012, 02:14:15 AM
Yer reserved again  :-*
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on January 16, 2012, 02:15:32 AM
One last reserve!
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Boomz on January 16, 2012, 02:51:18 AM
Who gave you a dutch oven dino? :P
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: The F.A.R.K. on January 16, 2012, 02:53:55 PM
hawka why cant it be the dutch ovens that is an awesome name

can you post the team up
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: BGK on January 16, 2012, 03:00:25 PM
Quote from: The FARK Academy on January 16, 2012, 02:53:55 PM
hawka why cant it be the dutch ovens that is an awesome name

can you post the team up

I have to agree with Fark. Go back to the Dutch Ovens.
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: The F.A.R.K. on January 16, 2012, 03:01:39 PM
how could you lose with a name like that

I want LE to change ours to the Belgian Blue Waffles

If you dont know what a blue waffle is google it
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: elephants on January 16, 2012, 03:06:36 PM
Quote from: The FARK Academy on January 16, 2012, 03:01:39 PM
how could you lose with a name like that

I want LE to change ours to the Belgian Blue Waffles

If you dont know what a blue waffle is google it
That's got to be the dumbest idea i've ever heard :P :P
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: The F.A.R.K. on January 16, 2012, 03:07:59 PM
did you google blue waffles

i reccomend you do
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: BGK on January 16, 2012, 03:19:08 PM
Quote from: The FARK Academy on January 16, 2012, 03:07:59 PM
did you google blue waffles

i reccomend you do

That's pretty ordinary Fark. I won't be googling things you recommend in the future. Hahaha
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: TheMailman on January 16, 2012, 03:22:07 PM
Yeah I'd be interested in what your team lineup is like
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: The F.A.R.K. on January 16, 2012, 03:46:23 PM
Quote from: bestguykai on January 16, 2012, 03:19:08 PM
Quote from: The FARK Academy on January 16, 2012, 03:07:59 PM
did you google blue waffles

i reccomend you do

That's pretty ordinary Fark. I won't be googling things you recommend in the future. Hahaha

All my google searches are safe search off. Hahahaha
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on January 18, 2012, 07:23:02 PM
The Dino's would like to welcolme "Picker_man" to the club :D and look forward to his contribution
we are also looking at another assistant or two
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: picker_man on January 19, 2012, 07:35:11 PM
thanks hawka hopefully a big year ahead of us!
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on April 26, 2012, 09:08:16 PM
Things for the Dino's are going well :D
firstly id like to announce after lots of persuasion Pyronerd has joined the Dino revolution
and we are
2 wins from 2 :)

Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on June 01, 2012, 12:47:25 AM
Injury List

Todd Banfield    - Stress reaction of fibula - 6 weeks
Nick Heyne         - Leg                           - 4 weeks
Jarrad Waite       - Back                          - 1 week
Jason Winderlich  - Hamstring                  - TBA
Liam Jurrah         - Ankle                        - 2 - 4 weeks         
Rory Taggert      - Back                         - Indefinte
Hamish McCintosh - Knee                       - 1 week
Andrew Embely    - Shoulder                  - 6 to 7 weeks
Lucas Markovic     - Hamstring                 - 2 weeks
Brad Crouch        - Hamstring                 - 1 week

Massive injury list :(             
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on August 06, 2012, 09:54:03 PM
Hey guys
Ever y player over 25 is up for clearnce includiong the likes of Sandi,Petrie,Waite,Dal Santo, Cassisi and Embely
inquire through PM or on chat if im on
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on August 07, 2012, 10:09:18 PM
Up for trade (people worth something)

Nick Dal Santo
Andrew Embely
Dom Cassisi
Aaron Sandilands
HMac
Drew Petrie
Jarrad Waite

ofc every 1 else is up for offer with no one untouchable these are jst the guys with value i wanna move on
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on August 11, 2012, 11:47:35 PM
It appears the Dino's have there first list change with Brad Green telling the group of plans for possible retiremnt before the off season break, Green has been injured most of the year but played some good games in the latter part of the season.

In other news the inagrual B + F will be special in many ways
Mentor to the players and insparation of the coach Shane Crawford will have the medal named after him!
The are Favorites Dal Santo,Shiels,Petrie and Birchall
other awards handed out are
under 21 player of the year
Most Consistent player
and
The Ackowledgement award for the player who had the most impact at the club
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Noz on August 12, 2012, 09:22:04 PM
Why would you give away Jack and Selwood for Waite and Sheils? was there some sort of money involved?
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on August 12, 2012, 09:23:45 PM
Quote from: Noz on August 12, 2012, 09:22:04 PM
Why would you give away Jack and Selwood for Waite and Sheils? was there some sort of money involved?
I was young and naive in Januray :/
Selwood and Shiels will work in the long run
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Justin Bieber on August 12, 2012, 09:24:03 PM
Tanking Noz... and still didn't get the spoon ;D
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on August 14, 2012, 09:18:11 PM
Sandi!
free to a team!
i dont expect to much!
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Justin Bieber on August 14, 2012, 09:37:42 PM
I'll give you a bunch of lollies and some stilts with a midget on them.
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on September 03, 2012, 02:45:20 PM
With the commencement of the trade period the club would like to thank Grant Birchall,Jarryd Blair and Hamish McIntosh for there services to the club
in return the Dino's would like to welcome these former Belgian Bashers players

(https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwzhy4yb9NYJez4Y49uvSlT86EYWTd7E-uZINWhLQxe83jmU8ZrQ)

(http://static.lifeislocal.com.au/multimedia/images/full/1806089.jpg)

(http://images.929.com.au/2010/07/05/421037/LBS-MIchaelBarlow.jpg)

though rumours are coming out that one of these players is about to be ontraded!!

Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on September 03, 2012, 03:24:27 PM
and the rumours were true!
Barlow is gone already!!
in return the number 1 national draft pick is at the dinos!!
and in other draft pick news we have gained picks 9 and 38 in return for the 2nd pick in the rookie draft

We know have 4 picks in the first 17 picks!! and are keen for maybe more
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on September 03, 2012, 04:52:46 PM
We would like to thank Andrew Walker for his services to the club and welcome
(http://www.fiveaa.com.au/lib/images/article/normal/fremantle-player-michael-johnson-involved-in-drug-incident-129112.jpg)
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Justin Bieber on September 03, 2012, 05:31:44 PM
Whatlez has picks 15, 21 and 30 up for grabs ;)
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on September 16, 2012, 03:36:39 PM
The best and fairest will be next weekend, current and recently traded away players will be in attendance
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: elephants on September 16, 2012, 04:06:28 PM
I also hear that Bashers chairman elephants is personally paying for flights and accommodation for Jarryd (Blair), Hamish (McIntosh) and Grant (Birchall) to make the trip.

Wow, what a lovely bloke.
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Justin Bieber on September 16, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
The Bashers must have heaps of $$$.

I have made Sandilands to pay for himself :P lol.
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: elephants on September 16, 2012, 06:21:39 PM
Quote from: whatlez on September 16, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
The Bashers must have heaps of $$$.

I have made Sandilands to pay for himself :P lol.

If by dollars you mean generosity then yeah :P
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Justin Bieber on September 16, 2012, 06:25:23 PM
Quote from: elephants on September 16, 2012, 06:21:39 PM
Quote from: whatlez on September 16, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
The Bashers must have heaps of $$$.

I have made Sandilands to pay for himself :P lol.

If by dollars you mean generosity then yeah :P

But Sandi needs a private jet, cause doesn't fit in a normal plane :P
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: elephants on September 16, 2012, 06:43:53 PM
Quote from: whatlez on September 16, 2012, 06:25:23 PM
Quote from: elephants on September 16, 2012, 06:21:39 PM
Quote from: whatlez on September 16, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
The Bashers must have heaps of $$$.

I have made Sandilands to pay for himself :P lol.

If by dollars you mean generosity then yeah :P

But Sandi needs a private jet, cause doesn't fit in a normal plane :P

Hahahahahaha ;D
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on February 28, 2013, 09:42:49 PM
Tonight is the season launch !
The final squad will be named tonight including new numbers how flowering exciting!
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on March 01, 2013, 12:31:55 AM
The Final 2012 squad is

#1  Nathan Vardy (Ruck)
#2  Micheal Johnson (Defender)
#3  Cale Hooker (Defender)
#4  Matt Buntine (Defender)
#5  Brad Crouch (Midfield)
#6  Jack Viney (Midfield)
#7  James Gwilt (Defender)
#8  Joe Daniher (Forward)
#9  Isaac Smith (Midfield)
#10 Josh Martin (Midfield)
#11 Justin Westhoff (Forward)
#12 Stephen Milne (Forward)
#13 Dominic Cassisi (Midfield)
#14 Rhys Palmer (Midfield)
#15 Lachie Whitfield (Midfield)
#16 Andrew Embely (Midfield)
#17 Todd Banfield (Forward)
#18 Zac Dawson (Defender)
#19 Brett Goodes (Midfield/Defender)
#20 Josh Hill (Forward)
#21 Cameron O'Shea (Defender)
#22 Michael Firrito (Defender)
#23
#24 Ed Curnow (Midfield)
#25 John Butcher (Forward)
#26 The Coach
#27 David Ellard (Midfield)
#28 Jeff Gartlett (Forward)
#29 Murray Newman (Midfield)/Rookie
#30 Lachie Plowman (Defender)
#31 Jason Winderlich (Forward)
#32 Tim O’Brien (Forward)/Rookie
#33  Brad Hill (Midfield)
#34 Rory Taggert (Midfield)/Rookie
#35 James Sellar (Fwd/Defender)
#36 Jack hombsch (Defender)
#37 Tanner Smith (Defender)
#38 Jake Stringer (Forward)
#39 Dan Currie (Ruck)
#40 Taylor Garner (Forward)/Rookie
#41 Brodie Murdoch (Defender)/Rookie
#42 Hayden Crozier (Forward)
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: elephants on March 01, 2013, 02:42:38 AM
Is there some significance in leaving #23 blank? :)
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: Hawka on March 01, 2013, 01:28:49 PM
Quote from: elephants on March 01, 2013, 02:42:38 AM
Is there some significance in leaving #23 blank? :)
No one is worthy of it :(
Title: Re: EXV: The Dutch Dino's
Post by: elephants on March 04, 2013, 12:34:02 AM
If young Whitfield keeps playing the way he is he might slot in ;)